invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

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detalitum ylbirroh si yppup a msagro eveihca uoy emit yreve

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/3/34651/1813180-zat.png

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)

everytime you buy a puppy thousands of children are simultaneously starving to death

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)

sorry wrong thread

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)

remainder of this,thread to be variations on the above

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)

bono clicks fingers

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:14 (eleven years ago)

bono

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:15 (eleven years ago)

after bono dies, millions of people subsequently die

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:18 (eleven years ago)

millions now living will never hear bono

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)

lol then there might be hope for us all

can't remember the last time we all got to hang out with (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)

Elf lives in yr butt

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:53 (eleven years ago)

mistakenly c&p porn urls in staff-wide email

marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:08 (eleven years ago)

porn pop-up ad appears during staff presentation

marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:08 (eleven years ago)

ordered to conduct a tobacco enema on Eric Pickles corpse

xelab, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:18 (eleven years ago)

Pacemaker stolen

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

you come home. find Doberman choking on a severed hand.

Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:18 (eleven years ago)

chipotle in yr butthole

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)

more of a business plan tbrr

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)

shatner as spock

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:17 (eleven years ago)

50 stories down, 50 stories to go

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:23 (eleven years ago)

larvae, not tapioca

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Yummy%20Fur%20-%20MWCS%20page%202_zpsd8krxdjz.jpg

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:33 (eleven years ago)

100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person

Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)

good one!

marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)

Police shootout, realize vest is made of Nerf

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:06 (eleven years ago)

"This is delicious!"
"Thanks, I knew her mother really well."

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 20:08 (eleven years ago)

Rand Paul spoken word

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)

you've developed a new fetish: inside-out people

Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)

Putin makes his move

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:37 (eleven years ago)

you are now breathing manually

― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:46 AM (4 years ago)

dangerous imho ^

Mordy, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Every rizla is inside out

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:23 (eleven years ago)

everyone who showed faith in you was indulging all along

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:24 (eleven years ago)

The fluoride thing is for real

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:25 (eleven years ago)

You just aren't good enough

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:27 (eleven years ago)

overnight everyone's skulls become as thin as eggshells

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Your employment situation will stay the same til you die

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:30 (eleven years ago)

You will never leave

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

no booze left all off licences are closed now

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

It turns out you're a horrible person, or at least that's what they say

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:32 (eleven years ago)

Neverending trip

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

wet wet wet's greatest hits on repeat

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:36 (eleven years ago)

okay w xp

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)

Ah snap kidnapped by isis

rip van wanko, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:27 (eleven years ago)

Soil pants on television

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)

100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person

cardamon, Saturday, 28 February 2015 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Cursed to smell like mildew for remainder of life

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Pub lock in with The Barron Knights featuring Robbie Williams.

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:34 (eleven years ago)

God real; really racist

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)

commentary from ray houghton and mark lawrenson

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:46 (eleven years ago)


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