you wake up as one leg of a large roach
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:18 (eleven years ago)
you have dropped the baby
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:36 (eleven years ago)
wrong cup
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:56 (eleven years ago)
it's morning, new year's day 2042: you log into ilx
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:10 (eleven years ago)
Jay blanchard Chippendale
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:20 (eleven years ago)
oldie but goodie:last man on earth hears a knock at the door
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:21 (eleven years ago)
they never ever ever fix the shower drain
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:22 (eleven years ago)
Accidentally shoot clown at kids party
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:25 (eleven years ago)
cymothoa exigua (genital)
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:26 (eleven years ago)
Walk in on son shapeshifting.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:27 (eleven years ago)
FP was an upvote button all along
― one negged single mother (wins), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:02 (eleven years ago)
lol
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:10 (eleven years ago)
boss believes you have untapped potential; given more works responsibilities
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:43 (eleven years ago)
work responsibilities, dammit
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:44 (eleven years ago)
quod erat demonstrandum, i suppose
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)
Friday, 13 February 2015 13:36 Site Arctic Noon Auk unbanned
― one negged single mother (wins), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:53 (eleven years ago)
every time you achieve orgasm a puppy is horribly mutilated
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 10:51 (eleven years ago)
eh back to front there
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 10:55 (eleven years ago)
every time you achieve mutilation a puppy is horribly orgasmed
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:05 (eleven years ago)
detalitum ylbirroh si yppup a msagro eveihca uoy emit yreve
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/3/34651/1813180-zat.png
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
everytime you buy a puppy thousands of children are simultaneously starving to death
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
sorry wrong thread
remainder of this,thread to be variations on the above
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
bono clicks fingers
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:14 (eleven years ago)
bono
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:15 (eleven years ago)
after bono dies, millions of people subsequently die
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:18 (eleven years ago)
millions now living will never hear bono
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)
lol then there might be hope for us all
― can't remember the last time we all got to hang out with (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)
Elf lives in yr butt
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:53 (eleven years ago)
mistakenly c&p porn urls in staff-wide email
― marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:08 (eleven years ago)
porn pop-up ad appears during staff presentation
ordered to conduct a tobacco enema on Eric Pickles corpse
― xelab, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:18 (eleven years ago)
Pacemaker stolen
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)
you come home. find Doberman choking on a severed hand.
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:18 (eleven years ago)
chipotle in yr butthole
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)
more of a business plan tbrr
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)
shatner as spock
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:17 (eleven years ago)
50 stories down, 50 stories to go
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:23 (eleven years ago)
larvae, not tapioca
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Yummy%20Fur%20-%20MWCS%20page%202_zpsd8krxdjz.jpg
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:33 (eleven years ago)
100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person
― Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
good one!
― marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)
Police shootout, realize vest is made of Nerf
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:06 (eleven years ago)
"This is delicious!" "Thanks, I knew her mother really well."
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 20:08 (eleven years ago)
Rand Paul spoken word
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)
you've developed a new fetish: inside-out people
― Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)
Putin makes his move
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:37 (eleven years ago)
you are now breathing manually― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:46 AM (4 years ago)
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:46 AM (4 years ago)
dangerous imho ^
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)
xp http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/28/world/europe/boris-nemtsov-russian-opposition-leader-is-shot-dead.html
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)