climate change so bad life is like mad max
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)
aliens already found us -- just waiting for omnicide to conquer.
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:29 (eleven years ago)
oops! you picked up a gun that shoots people autonomously
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)
job interview's for CDC, not DC; you're dressed like batman
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
Immobile, forced to binge watch Ghost Whisperer in its entirety.
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
kidding, it's for dc, but you're still dressed like batmanxp
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
Beating Hitler at chess, an announcement: "Winner literally becomes Hitler"
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)
you're closeted and vince mcmahon says "your gimmick: gay dude"
Fire in bed; saving lover requires burning dick
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)
Old Testament God exists.
― äkta människa (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:00 (eleven years ago)
your dreams as a 4-year-old come true
=World flooded with liquid sand and sharp rocks
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)
All musicians killed except Ed Sheeran.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:05 (eleven years ago)
Book of Fate rewritten by God as Twilight Zone episode.
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:09 (eleven years ago)
Burger King roast duck
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)
imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)
-- Bob Marley
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)
people are reincarnated
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:29 (eleven years ago)
Jedward Christmas special
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)
urine expelled as a stream of hot spiders
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:27 (eleven years ago)
your parents move in with you
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)
the pharmacist calls, sounding frantic
― & I was throwing a party the same night as (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)
you wake up as one leg of a large roach
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:18 (eleven years ago)
you have dropped the baby
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:36 (eleven years ago)
wrong cup
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:56 (eleven years ago)
it's morning, new year's day 2042: you log into ilx
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:10 (eleven years ago)
Jay blanchard Chippendale
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:20 (eleven years ago)
oldie but goodie:last man on earth hears a knock at the door
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:21 (eleven years ago)
they never ever ever fix the shower drain
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:22 (eleven years ago)
Accidentally shoot clown at kids party
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:25 (eleven years ago)
cymothoa exigua (genital)
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:26 (eleven years ago)
Walk in on son shapeshifting.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:27 (eleven years ago)
FP was an upvote button all along
― one negged single mother (wins), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:02 (eleven years ago)
lol
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:10 (eleven years ago)
boss believes you have untapped potential; given more works responsibilities
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:43 (eleven years ago)
work responsibilities, dammit
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:44 (eleven years ago)
quod erat demonstrandum, i suppose
― slugbuggy, Friday, 27 February 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)
Friday, 13 February 2015 13:36 Site Arctic Noon Auk unbanned
― one negged single mother (wins), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:53 (eleven years ago)
every time you achieve orgasm a puppy is horribly mutilated
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 10:51 (eleven years ago)
eh back to front there
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 10:55 (eleven years ago)
every time you achieve mutilation a puppy is horribly orgasmed
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:05 (eleven years ago)
detalitum ylbirroh si yppup a msagro eveihca uoy emit yreve
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/3/34651/1813180-zat.png
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
everytime you buy a puppy thousands of children are simultaneously starving to death
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
sorry wrong thread
remainder of this,thread to be variations on the above
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
bono clicks fingers
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:14 (eleven years ago)
bono
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 27 February 2015 11:15 (eleven years ago)
after bono dies, millions of people subsequently die
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 February 2015 11:18 (eleven years ago)
millions now living will never hear bono
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)
lol then there might be hope for us all
― can't remember the last time we all got to hang out with (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)