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perpetual springsteen gig

MaresNest, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:21 (eleven years ago)

god says kill your son

drash, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)

your new boss is a hated ilxor

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:49 (eleven years ago)

the present moment lasts forever

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)

in 2016 you'll have been on ilx for 10 years

:(((

dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)

Kanye biopic, starring Kanye in all roles.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)

everybody knows your name

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:38 (eleven years ago)

Baby octopi living between your brain and skull.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:39 (eleven years ago)

House of Leaves revised expanded edition

dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)

blobfish DNA found on Turin Shroud

dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:43 (eleven years ago)

Every time you urinate, nothing but pencil shavings.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:51 (eleven years ago)

Fifty Shades of Grey expanded universe

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)

Delineations of canonicity within the Fifty Shades of Grey universe.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:50 (eleven years ago)

your dreams as a 4-year-old come true

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)

sjw govt

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)

ilx pruned to polls, excelsior threads

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:49 (eleven years ago)

I added five inches, all to the glans

DJP, Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:53 (eleven years ago)

expanded on this

stuck in an elevator for 72 hours [with ted cruz]

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panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)

long weekend in winnipeg

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

climate change so bad life is like mad max

Mordy, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)

aliens already found us -- just waiting for omnicide to conquer.

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:29 (eleven years ago)

oops! you picked up a gun that shoots people autonomously

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)

job interview's for CDC, not DC; you're dressed like batman

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)

Immobile, forced to binge watch Ghost Whisperer in its entirety.

Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)

kidding, it's for dc, but you're still dressed like batman
xp

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)

Beating Hitler at chess, an announcement: "Winner literally becomes Hitler"

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)

you're closeted and vince mcmahon says "your gimmick: gay dude"

king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)

Fire in bed; saving lover requires burning dick

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)

Old Testament God exists.

äkta människa (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:00 (eleven years ago)

your dreams as a 4-year-old come true

=World flooded with liquid sand and sharp rocks

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)

All musicians killed except Ed Sheeran.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:05 (eleven years ago)

Book of Fate rewritten by God as Twilight Zone episode.

Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:09 (eleven years ago)

Burger King roast duck

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)

imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever

Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)

-- Bob Marley

Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)

people are reincarnated

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Jedward Christmas special

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

urine expelled as a stream of hot spiders

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:27 (eleven years ago)

your parents move in with you

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)

the pharmacist calls, sounding frantic

& I was throwing a party the same night as (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)

you wake up as one leg of a large roach

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:18 (eleven years ago)

you have dropped the baby

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:36 (eleven years ago)

wrong cup

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:56 (eleven years ago)

it's morning, new year's day 2042: you log into ilx

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:10 (eleven years ago)

Jay blanchard Chippendale

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:20 (eleven years ago)

oldie but goodie:
last man on earth hears a knock at the door

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:21 (eleven years ago)

they never ever ever fix the shower drain

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:22 (eleven years ago)

Accidentally shoot clown at kids party

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:25 (eleven years ago)

cymothoa exigua (genital)

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:26 (eleven years ago)

Walk in on son shapeshifting.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 07:27 (eleven years ago)


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