Corbin Bernsen sex tape
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)
it looks at you through the door gap
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:39 (eleven years ago)
painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (eleven years ago)
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 9:16 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
every time your child opens his mouth you hear static
― rent, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:18 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
new ilx posts become copy-and-pastes from years ago
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:16 (eleven years ago)
you wonder if you were funnier in 2010
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:18 (eleven years ago)
perpetual springsteen gig
― MaresNest, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:21 (eleven years ago)
god says kill your son
― drash, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)
your new boss is a hated ilxor
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:49 (eleven years ago)
the present moment lasts forever
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)
in 2016 you'll have been on ilx for 10 years
:(((
― dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)
Kanye biopic, starring Kanye in all roles.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)
everybody knows your name
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:38 (eleven years ago)
Baby octopi living between your brain and skull.
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:39 (eleven years ago)
House of Leaves revised expanded edition
― dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
blobfish DNA found on Turin Shroud
― dichtgekitte discman (unregistered), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:43 (eleven years ago)
Every time you urinate, nothing but pencil shavings.
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:51 (eleven years ago)
Fifty Shades of Grey expanded universe
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)
Delineations of canonicity within the Fifty Shades of Grey universe.
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:50 (eleven years ago)
your dreams as a 4-year-old come true
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)
sjw govt
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)
ilx pruned to polls, excelsior threads
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:49 (eleven years ago)
I added five inches, all to the glans
― DJP, Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:53 (eleven years ago)
expanded on this
stuck in an elevator for 72 hours [with ted cruz]
― dyao, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)
long weekend in winnipeg
― Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)
climate change so bad life is like mad max
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)
aliens already found us -- just waiting for omnicide to conquer.
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:29 (eleven years ago)
oops! you picked up a gun that shoots people autonomously
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)
job interview's for CDC, not DC; you're dressed like batman
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
Immobile, forced to binge watch Ghost Whisperer in its entirety.
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
kidding, it's for dc, but you're still dressed like batmanxp
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
Beating Hitler at chess, an announcement: "Winner literally becomes Hitler"
― king of ilx's ice hockey/soccer venn intersection (Will M.), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)
you're closeted and vince mcmahon says "your gimmick: gay dude"
Fire in bed; saving lover requires burning dick
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)
Old Testament God exists.
― äkta människa (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:00 (eleven years ago)
=World flooded with liquid sand and sharp rocks
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)
All musicians killed except Ed Sheeran.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:05 (eleven years ago)
Book of Fate rewritten by God as Twilight Zone episode.
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:09 (eleven years ago)
Burger King roast duck
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)
imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)
-- Bob Marley
― Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)
people are reincarnated
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:29 (eleven years ago)
Jedward Christmas special
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)
urine expelled as a stream of hot spiders
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:27 (eleven years ago)
your parents move in with you
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)
the pharmacist calls, sounding frantic
― & I was throwing a party the same night as (bernard snowy), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)
you wake up as one leg of a large roach
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:18 (eleven years ago)
you have dropped the baby
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:36 (eleven years ago)