My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Yes, don't forget to eat!

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Of the many reasons Luna is cool, one of the best is her practical advice. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

PLAN MY WEDDING

xpost omg if either of my maid of honors are breastfeeding at the time of my wedding it'd either be A) a miracle B) the ruin of my dad's life.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This DJ I know has a list of things he won't play at weddings:

y.m.c.a.
chicken dance
hokey pokey
shout
proud mary
bulls theme
celebration
electric slide
macarena
cha cha slide
white wedding
butterfly kisses
daddy's little girl
paradise by the dashboard light
anything played in a sports arena
it's raining men
old time rock 'n' roll
i will survive
strokin'
hot hot hot / conga line
copacabana
we are family
celine dion
whitney houston
kenny rogers
kenny loggins
kenny g
blues brothers soundtrack
billy ocean
michael bolton
...etc...

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It is okay, I have everything under control. I have hired Ween to play at the reception, and the drinks available will be Iron City Beer, Sprite, and Cuervo Gold. My mother has offered to make the cake herself. Also, I am going to have all my buddies I have been able to track down from when I was 17 until the present in attendance as groomsmen, and we have some canary yellow linen tuxedos with drawstring pants lined up. You mom and dad will be getting a bill in the mail from the online build-your-wedding service I found while bored at work today. You should have seen it, it was totally easy to use.

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 June 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I hope you liked my dad's collection of guns! Cos he gon' use it on you now, son!

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually nevermind his whole wedding party wore powder blue leisure suits.

WHY R U NOT IN SCHOOL

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he is.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

A partial list of the things that the dj played at my best friend's wedding:

y.m.c.a.
chicken dance
shout
THE OK SOONERS FIGHT SONG (I WISH I WAS KIDDING)
celebration
electric slide
boot scoot boogie
man, I feel like a woman
white wedding
old time rock 'n' roll
i will survive
we are family
leavin' on a jet plane

luna (luna.c), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This is reminding me that I will DJ my own wedding with whoever my future spouse is, splitting down the middle on song choice, firing up the iPod and leaving it at that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bulls Theme," btw = "Rock N Roll Part 2"

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

White Wedding is kind of...inappropriate, isn't it. I mean it's hardly positive.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

My cousin wore a red dress. It was very dramatic. I think a red dress would suit you as well.

youn, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
there should be 96 tiers on your cake

-- laurence kansas (lawrence_kansa...), June 13th, 2005.

Heh... I just got this...

Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Exactly.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

When you figure it out, you'll just cry.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh, now I get it.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Hope you were able to control your bladder while you were laughing so hard. My knees are bruised from the excessive slapping.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

It was his joke!

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
found it :D

revive in honor of her impending date with the altar this saturday.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

ooh this thread reveals me to have been a liar in the great dc thread nipplegate incident of like last week.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

revive in honor of her impending date with the altar this saturday.


Very cool. So what's the imminent bro-in-law like?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

This is one of my favourite thread titles, well done. And to your sister.

chap, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

he's like this
http://photo.ringo.com/113/113601333O436767362.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

He has the right idea.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe i didn't tell you about this--i have to wear this frightening purple bridesmaid dress. it has a green belt. and green shoes.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ EW.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.seedfest.co.uk/seeds/eggplant/black-beauty.jpg
^^^ me, saturday

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Pictures please!

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

green belt makes me more sad than anything. is it a WAIST-CINCHER???

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

nah it is some kind of ribbony belt. it is like bright springy green though, and the dress is purple. and TEA LENGTH which is just like--what? i don't understand it at all. i will post pictures, on this thread perhaps!

i should scan back in the pix from the last time i was a bridesmaid, i was unrecognizable after the hair and makeup people fucked with me.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

please note what holiday this saturday is because it was not a coincidence of timing, btw :\

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

your sister is insane.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, I was trying to be optimistic, Ally, because weirdo color combinations can be cute sometimes, but I do not understand tea-length dresses. WHY?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

I mean that in the nicest, most non-offensive way possible.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i am given the option to change out of the green heels and into flip flops at reception, though :D

flip flops that have been bedazzled by another bridesmaid.

8[

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

please note what holiday this saturday is because it was not a coincidence of timing, btw :


Oh dear.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i should scan back in the pix from the last time i was a bridesmaid, i was unrecognizable after the hair and makeup people fucked with me.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40980000/jpg/_40980221_carter_203pa.jpg

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok flip flops + tea length dress = :(

I TAKE IT THIS IS ONE OF THESE CASUAL WEDDINGS.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Bedazzled?!?!

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

that would've been better!!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

wait that was an xpost re: helena monkey carter

i have no idea what the deal is with the flip flops and the bedazzling and i think it is terrifying and i am being punished by god for being a bad human being or something.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

MY SISTER MADE US WEAR FLIP-FLIPS FOR THE WEDDING. PASTEL MADRAS PLAID ONES. SHUT UP.

Laurel, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am so glad I have no sisters.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

MY SISTER MADE US WEAR FLIP-FLIPS FOR THE WEDDING. PASTEL MADRAS PLAID ONES. SHUT UP.

Laurel on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:22 PM (42 seconds ago)


what is there only enough sanity for one daughter per family??? what is this???

jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/bedazzled-dudley.jpg

ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

?

What holiday is this Saturday over there? ( Evacuation Day ?)

StanM, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

wow. I thought I hated flip-flops before, but I had no idea.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)


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