london restaurants

Thanks for posting that - what a blast: the Colony Room, Molly Parkin, Ida etc... . I started university in '84 in London, and had discovered Soho from around '82 onwards or so. I remember the last days of the Marquee In Wardour Street, and things that are completely lost to google apparently such as the workers cooperative peep show (a big deal in the media at the time).

its wonderful, isn't it?

anyone been to smoking goat on denmark st? it's a little pricey but v good, basically a thai pitt cue.

Yes, and I agree. The sticky pork thing and the fried chicken were better than anything I've had at Pitt Cue (not that there's anything wrong with Pitt Cue as far as I'm concerned). I was also pleased with Janetira on Brewer Street in a similar vein; Thai which isn't the same as all the other thai restaurants in the UK, but Janetira is more cafe-restauranty, Smoking Goat more bar-trendygastropubby I guess.

the thai place in climpsons arch is really good - maybe better than smoking goat, a bit less hipstery. i actually like the smoking goat premises though, it works well as a place to have a beer in, you're not just dying to get out of there, which unfortunately is the case in many soho restaurants.

i must try janetira.

on a separate issue, i'm yet again at that time of year where i try to plan birthday drinks somewhere that also does food, dither a bit, and then end up going to the anchor and hope. though i am considering camberwell arms for a tiny deviation from this, or maybe smokehouse. not sure smokehouse doubles as a pub in the same way as the latter two though - v hard to combine informality with space and good food.

For some years now, J has kept a record of every time we eat out, and in the year-ish it's been open the Camberwell Arms has been by far our most visited place - this is a mixture of convenient location and us loving the place. I hesitate to say it, but for us it's an example of the no-bookings working well; we know that we'll get a seat unless we show up at 2 on a Sunday afternoon (and maybe 7.30 on a Friday night) so we're more inclined to drop in.

Score one to the Valentina in Mortlake being a high-quality, reasonably-priced Italian joint with very fresh ingredients and a broad range of choices

xpost yeah i loved it the one or two times i've been in, and the food was an interesting twist on gt queen st and the anchor. the actual gastropub as originally done is an all too rare thing.

just ate in the most fucking terrifying restaurant I may ever visit

more later

milquetoast

and rightly so

we went to pachamama, the new peruvian bar & restaurant just up from bond street station. we went there because my girlfriend went on a little walking tour after work and chanced upon it & its alluring if pretentious menu. have a go, y'know

we have to descend a strangely narrow wood-panelled staircase before it's even clear if we can eat. a suspiciously Karloffian maitre d' gives us the go-ahead, but we only have an hour and ten minutes and are positioned by the till. the hub, where all the servers come to roost.

right, so -

the place is heaving with exec class and their retinue - all business jackets and designer jeans, including the staff. feels like we don't have the mark, and that the servers know. nothing really seems too weird until our server, a ridiculously intense lady of uncertain but possibly japanese ethnic origin, drops by with a great grin and proceeds to animatedly plough through the menu choices. upon learning that my girlfriend is vegetarian, she recommends about 5 fish dishes, before giving me the heads-up about the foie gras, admitting with almost a chuckle what a great carnivore she is. more big flashy grins. something's not right.

she goes. about a minute later i start saying to my girlfriend 'well if that isn't the most terrifying server i've ev…' and she's BACK, with some tapwater, like at that exact instant. i'm freaked. give it about two more minutes, then start talking about her again - and she's THERE to pick up our orders. and right then, a man appears BENEATH her, saying 'if i may interupt' or something, to thrust - THRUST - our cocktails before us with something approaching contempt. then as quickly as they came, they go, together.

thirty seconds later she resurfaces, noticing that we have swapped cocktails (to taste, obviously) - she swoops upon my girlfriend and offers to exchange her cocktail (whose stick is crowned by a dried apple slice ornamented with a miniature meringue) for another one - 'I was watching, and I saw your face, and maybe you don't like it'. we assure her that the cocktails are great. off she goes again. but for how long?

we begin to notice the symmetrical mountain pattern on the menu, the masonic letter A, the loud dance music, the cavorting clientele, the glowing dark ambience, the chicken wire right by my seat behind which lurk bottles of wine, an orange bulb and a dilapidated map of south america...we begin to wonder if we're getting out of here alive, or at least if we haven't just entered the occultish lair of london's elite. later i am given to marvel at the sheer weight of 'creepy fuckers with money' in this particular zone of the world, but we thought this was an innocent peruvian restaurant, not a cash-voodoo spirit dive.

anyway, the drinks are extraordinary and the food is even better. small servings, exquisite flavours, aubergines that taste far too rich and creamy - souls have been sold for this, possibly our own. it's among the best meals we've had in a while. but that serving lady keeps coming back with her haughty contempt, her abruptness, her embodiment of the rapacious executive meat-shredding death-drive. it's almost too much.

the best (worst) (funniest) moment occurs when we turn down dessert. she thrusts a menu towards us, we say 'no, we're full' and she whisks it away with astonishing speed, turning on her heel just like that. but THEN, a MAN immediately comes and SLAMS DOWN a menu ON OUR TABLE, saying in a fairly uncompromising tone 'perhaps you want dessert'. It's a TEST. we say 'no' and he goes and we decide that maybe this is the worst place in the world

twenty minutes pass, and all our attempts to get the bill are ignored

finally I secure the lady, saying that I wish to 'pay and leave', which again provokes her amusement - a single, murderous 'ha'. she gets us the bill (again, plonked down on our table in passing and without so much as a look). when we get around to paying she tries to humanise herself by talking about the quality of food the serving staff receive, but it is too late. there is one final test - at least, my girlfriend theorises it might be so - she undercharges me £10 on the PDQ machine, and I correct her. we first speculate that this means we passed the test, but then it occurs to us that perhaps the reverse is true. we do not have the mark. we get up. we put on our coats. we flee. we take a few photos. we nearly get run down by a taxi just outside.

later we discover that giles coren had called it "the bizarre experience of eating London's best food in what may well be its worst restaurant" in the following paywalled review, which we agreed was a moment of clarity for the old fucker

Table booked.

sounds like hell xpost

was in mission in bethnal green last night, it's excellent.

i actually like the smoking goat premises though, it works well as a place to have a beer in, you're not just dying to get out of there

We went on Wednesday and tbh I was pretty much dying to get out of there from the word go. The room itself would have been nicely convivial with maybe two-thirds as many people in it but it was just way too cramped, waiters bumping into people all the time etc. The food was really very good but v expensive for what it was, although I kept wishing I was eating it in a more spacious environment like the Smokehouse.

Overattentive waiting staff who then promptly vanish and/or studiously avoid your eye at the exact point at which you are trying to GIVE THEM MONEY is a particular bugbear of mine though.

Mine too - especially in busy places where people are waiting to be seated.

Ate at Elliot's Cafe by Borough Market last night, which was as good as ever.

We are in Nandos now, recovering

i'd say 90 per cent of restaurants fail to bring the bill on time and ignore you once you've been served. people who've been served are least likely to complain i guess so that's where all the slack goes.

it's rare for this not to be the case.

i can imagine that about smoking goat if it was full, i was sat at the bar which i enjoyed, it felt like being in a pub.

the mains are a fiver too expensive.

I really want to go to the Peruvian place.

Not a restaurant, but if you find yourself in the vicinity of Peckham library on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday, there's a really nice bloke serving up very tasty Filipino burritos and I heartily recommend his wares.

What makes a burrito Filipino, Madchen?

I'm not sure, except it's called FiliShack and the guys who run it are Filipino. Didn't really try to identify the flavours as I was too busy gobbling.

It's become a mini tradition for Stet and me to get one if we're walking up to Old Kent Road.

My parents went to Zedel this week and the waitress informed them that anyone who turns up wearing a crown on 6 January or a beret and striped top on 14 July gets a free three-course dinner. FYI.

I heard this from somebody recently. It's probably worth it.

I love Zedel and I love the cocktail bar.

Any recommendations for a weekday lunch in North / central London somewhere that does really good steak but the vegetarian options don't seem like afterthoughts?

I'm visiting London next week, and am meeting friends for an earlyish dinner next Friday. Can people recommend a curry house or similar in the centre of town that would suit a group of six or so - aside from decent grub, not too pricey and relatively quiet (for central London on a Friday evening) would be good. Thanks.

My reliable standby which more or less matches your requirements is Ragam http://www.ragamindian.co.uk/; I don't think I've ever failed to get a table in there (though it's been a little while).

There's always Drummond Street, of course.

Can I just put in a placeholder for my usual rave about the Camberwell Arms, please; went again on Sunday and was just as delighted as ever. Maybe even more so.

Hi Tim, thanks for that - what/where is Drummond Street?

Not been to Ragam, but Rasa W1 should be reliably great as well - more of a focus on South Indian/Keralan food than the standard curry house menu, or at least it was last time I went.

Only been to the Rasa in Stoke Newington but it was excellent

I've been going to Ragam since roughly 1990 and it's never given me a duff meal.

Drummond Street is a backstreet between Euston and the Hampstead Road, it has a whole bunch of reasonably priced curry houses on it, to match most tastes. My personal fave is the Diwana Bhel-Poori House, http://www.diwanabph.com/ for the excellent reason that it's the one I've always gone to.

Matt's rec is a good one too, though I think of Rasa as a bit of a treat, it's (only) a couple of quid pricier than Ragam.

Thanks folks, will tell my party that these restaurants have been personally handpicked for me by London's best food critics

the central rasa is great - i brought my dad there a few years ago and he tries to go to rasa every time he visits now. he went to uni in birmingham in the late 60s so i think curry is proust's madeleine for him - he likes to claim he was the first irish man to eat a curry.

had a few good meals in the last few months, smokehouse, the salt yard (tho it carries the 'not barrafina' london tapas curse). p average visit to hawksmoor a few weeks ago - for the price it was v disappointing.

any chinatown tips? i've started exploring it a bit more lately - tho not always in a fit state to review.

off-topic, but I ate one of the most amazing curries of my life in a restaurant in Cork

which town?

ooh - it was a long time ago, tbh

and i was also not in a fit state to review

My reliable standby which more or less matches your requirements is Ragam http://www.ragamindian.co.uk/; I don't think I've ever failed to get a table in there (though it's been a little while).

can't remember what day of the week but there was no room at the inn when we tried a few months ago around 7pm.

I'm assuming Ragam isn't one of yr trendy no-bookings-policy types places though?

definitely not trendy, definitely bookable.

Once I have firmed up numbers think I'll make a reservation at Ragam (looks like you can make a booking on their website)

has anyone been to bao?

Food at bao is fantastic, daikon bun especially so. Not massively comfortable or welcoming in my (one) experience, but delicious and inexpensive

And just to echo Tim because it can't be said enough: Camberwell Arms is so fucking good. I have dinner there roughly every couple of weeks and it never disappoints.

Leong's Legends in Chinatown is terrific, you know you're in a good Chinese restaurant where there are hundreds of things on the menu and a good 20% of them look absolutely disgusting on paper but the rest is delicious.

Generally I only eat in Chinatown pre-cinema these days but I can recommend Baozi Inn, which is closer to street food but is excellent if you like loads of chilli, steamed buns, Maoist propaganda and uncomfortable seating.

If I wanted all that I'd stay at home.

(I have never managed to get the first foggiest clue about where's good in Chinatown so this is helpful to me also.)