okay, you're going to need at least four nails
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:03 (eleven years ago)
http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pontius__120821183101.jpg
"You're gonna need a bigger board."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:06 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I thought 4 nails too but I looked it up and apparently the church widely believes in Green Crucifixion.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)
assuming the cross is held together with rope, rather than more nails.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)
Death by crucifixion is kind of a shitty way to spend Valentine's Day, even if you do come back to life 3 days later
― silverfish, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
you gotta give the rope credit then
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:42 (eleven years ago)
That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0
Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2015 19:37 (eleven years ago)
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― nickn, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:14 (eleven years ago)
I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.
http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:26 (eleven years ago)
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― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:39 (eleven years ago)
d'ohhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg?oh=3f55758c86389d476931232a68cb27dd&oe=5556FA89&__gda__=1431660606_164e697d7697e99b743d67e513c800fa
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:40 (eleven years ago)
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:00 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)
they like to wear it in secret?
― f***kin good lookin for a knacker (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (eleven years ago)
SO TRUE
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)
costs too much, uncomfortable
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)
I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)
too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (eleven years ago)
I haven't put on a suit since first confession
― xelab, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)
a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:38 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:40 (eleven years ago)
meh trying again
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg?oh=ac8cbf5e00668590150c883c34fd282f&oe=5586D899&__gda__=1431378960_9a38f57b54b5fb66c18f31d612fb071c
Or are they?
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)
No, I'm certain of it.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)
bertrand russell never struck me as that angry
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:33 (eleven years ago)
why i am not a fucking christian
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:34 (eleven years ago)
irl lol
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
BR sounds pretty sure of himself there
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)
smug look on his face too
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:07 (eleven years ago)
"look at me, I'm one of the founders of analytic philosophy, whoop-de-fucking-do!"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:10 (eleven years ago)
that was Brendan Rogers not Bertrand Russell! thats why i left facebook
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:00 (eleven years ago)
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― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:16 (eleven years ago)
never mind, probably just as well not to propagate it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
http://i.imgur.com/0v0oGeH.jpg
― future glown (crüt), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:32 (eleven years ago)
Hideous, Homble, and Heinous
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:40 (eleven years ago)
...
― mh, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:26 (eleven years ago)
Verticle stripes
― kinder, Saturday, 28 February 2015 22:19 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13157_10152512291772134_3467168624390638226_n.jpg?oh=631ef9a5d1cbf477185d02c348c91267&oe=5588F430&__gda__=1435942641_16949dff5a41b5129c3cfa261f49ed88
Errrm, sounds like you miss him.
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 06:17 (eleven years ago)
it's funny, either i woke up crying in the middle of last night or i dreamed i woke up crying in the middle of last night and as i was sobbing away there i thought "i don't miss her i miss being loved"
tru story
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:19 (eleven years ago)
xp sounds like a chill bro tbf
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 08:40 (eleven years ago)
what I miss the most
http://brilliantfantastic.com/assets/hands-full-b5e09d49d2e6fc9b9cd8e6419035e556.png
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 09:05 (eleven years ago)
you should get a blood test after your first burning night
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:05 (eleven years ago)
what do ppl think about unbookmarking this thread? i've been reading it consistently since it started but as of late the memes seem pretty recycled and maybe this idiom has reached a redundant point? but i don't want to miss some amazing new innovation in facebook memes. i'm so conflicted. sufjan, i feel like you probably have some good advice here.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:49 (eleven years ago)
what is the new facebook artist thing that people do on facebook now that the facebook artist fad is over? it must be those 'she walked into the house and you'll never guess what she found...' things, surely?
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:56 (eleven years ago)
am sticking with this thread, but I did deactivate my FB account today #importantnews
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:58 (eleven years ago)
currently, we are running open loop. you get your memes. you dump your memes here. there are no repercussions. you close the loop by starting a separate thread where ilxors comment on the quality of the posts itt. but if you aren't careful, the feedback thread could discourage a poster from posting a truly innovative facebook meme itt, and you'd miss out. so you need to cut the comments in the feedback thread with some Treeship. it is important to have just the right amount of Treeship in your feedback thread.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)
tbh thread probably peaked in the first 3,000-7,000 posts, but i also feel like i'm actually seeing less of this crap on fbook. maybe i blocked the right people, or maybe there was some saturation point among sincerity-favoring aunts and uncles, and some key link in the viral food chain isn't backing up the desire of open-minded 13-year-olds to see deep inspirational thoughts. i dunno.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:23 (eleven years ago)
xp idgi
― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:58 (eleven years ago)