local businesses with horribly formed "names"

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difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 February 2015 04:49 (eleven years ago)

EXTRA MATURE

Lee626, Saturday, 14 February 2015 04:56 (eleven years ago)

Bondage-wrapped cheese
50 shades of gruyere

kinder, Saturday, 14 February 2015 05:01 (eleven years ago)

with Christian Whey.

nickn, Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

There used to be a jewelry store in my neighborhood in Queens called "Stoa."

"Where ya goin'?"
"Stoa."
When ya comin back?"
"Lata."

walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aB4L08y.jpg?1

Flow-through nonresident pass-through entity (los blue jeans), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:37 (eleven years ago)

Classic debbie

five six and (man alive), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:39 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/suiteas.jpg

suite as, mate

cgi bubka (NickB), Monday, 23 March 2015 17:19 (eleven years ago)

Not local really but I spotted this at a coffee shop. Maybe I just have a dirty mind

http://i.imgur.com/mND0evr.jpg

joygoat, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:37 (eleven years ago)

no i remember when they demo'd that at a nat food store I worked at and it was def deliberate

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:22 (eleven years ago)

Memories Pizza, Walkerton, Indiana

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:40 (eleven years ago)

hoo boy

http://www.memoriespizza.com/

pplains, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)

you reap what you sow, eat what you slice.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)

New Deli

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Thursday, 2 April 2015 08:58 (eleven years ago)

Maybe they're not so dumb. $265K and counting.

http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza

nickn, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:34 (eleven years ago)

maybe everyone's so dumb

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 April 2015 13:00 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/lUARz16.jpg?1

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:34 (eleven years ago)

did bumping and grinding (the dance move) even exist in 1982?

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:38 (eleven years ago)

http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/zpVT4qToOrAzh-Y6JspdaA/348s.jpg

everything, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)

i don't see nothing wrong

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:52 (eleven years ago)

you've obviously never chaperoned a high school dance

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

^^^^
local businesses with horribly formed "benches" outside

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Thursday, 7 May 2015 18:24 (eleven years ago)

do they sell cocaine y/n

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 May 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)

y

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2015 18:32 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Rewaxation

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 June 2015 23:11 (eleven years ago)

^I like this

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)

(mostly because I'm hearing it in Homestar Runner's voice)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.sugarboogerspanamacity.com/

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 1 June 2015 23:21 (eleven years ago)

^also works good in homestar voice

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 02:59 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Yumpling

how's life, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

I <3 Yumpling

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

i like that

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)

hearing "I <3 Yumpling" to the tune of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM-lEhhsLQw

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:04 (ten years ago)

There was a Swastika Laundry in Dublin - to avoid any bad vibes, from 1945 onwards they changed the signage to incorporate "(1912)", the year of their formation.

Kins of amazed and appalled that there's a 'Plaistow Road' outside London (as I'm assuming there's not signs on the one within advertising "GUNS").

Sellfridges is all-time but my favourite in London is probably the antique restoration on the Essex Road named "Past Caring".

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 07:14 (ten years ago)

Reminded of this thread every time I pass Safebury's on the way into Birmingham.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 11:01 (ten years ago)

Swastika Laundry would be a good name for a bad noise band

and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 11:09 (ten years ago)

The Rub Club. It's a massage place up the road from us.

andrew m., Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

Listen, I don't make fun of where your mom works, right?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

Not making fun. I'm sure it's a very exclusive club, very tony.

andrew m., Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

The SquoZen 1 (lemonade and infusions)

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/22eb4c_8e243953d7654e9da7338eae648018d2.jpg_srz_p_600_686_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz

nickn, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:20 (ten years ago)

this fucken guy

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

when life gives you lemons be a punchable twit

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 July 2015 23:03 (ten years ago)

squoziety is in the gutter

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Sunday, 26 July 2015 20:52 (ten years ago)

Driving across Missouri recently I saw both "Chitty Insurance" (as in "Can't get your car insured elsewhere? Get Chitty Insurance!") and Uranus Fudge Factory.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 July 2015 21:16 (ten years ago)

Uranus Fudge Factory was formerly Big Louie's Burlesque Saloon, so the classiness of this Route 66 stop has definitely jumped.

new noise, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)

debatable

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)

http://www.cretinhomes.com/_assets/css/images/logo.png

cant believe i havent posted this yet--billboards for these guys all over rural south louisiana

adam, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)

tbf it's cray-TANH but w/e

adam, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)

The SquoZen 1 (lemonade and infusions)

― nickn, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:20 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hey to be honest the way you've written there is far more offensive than what appears on his cart, but still.

écorché (S-), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 06:02 (ten years ago)

I first saw it in an online flyer for an event, and it was done that way ("SquoZen 1"). When I found the guy's website to get a picture I noticed it wasn't done that way, but I figured at some point he must have used that so I went with it. I admit it's possible that was entirely the work of the flyer designer.

nickn, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 06:46 (ten years ago)


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