i prefer syllogisms tbh
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)
A great parent is always there. Firstly, because it is illegal to leave your child by their self. Secondly, if little Jonathan should start getting crabby because his parents have chosen to forsake any personal connection with him in favor of building a rocket ship, someone will need to get that child into a body of water immediately. The Atlantic, preferably 20 miles or so off the coast, seems appropriate for Mr Crabbypants.
Now I know this punishment may seem a little too strict for some parents, what with all the swimming to shore while dodging sharks, but lets not forget, Jonathan is unlovable. Straight up. Even if he does make it of out of the ocean alive I would still chalk this up as a positive experience for a parent afflicted with an unlovable child, refusing to love that child; and in the process learning to love themselves instead.
By the way, Jonathan, building a rocket is literally rocket science. Think about it.
http://planetsark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/How-to-Love-a-Child-745x1024.jpg
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:03 (eleven years ago)
oh shit guys. that is a BLANKET
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:07 (eleven years ago)
to build a fort with, presumably.
― how's life, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)
put them in water
― gr8080, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:33 (eleven years ago)
go find elephants and kiss them get trampled
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:31 (eleven years ago)
its good to have a blanket to remind you of what not to do
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:33 (eleven years ago)
stop yelling is v acceptable advice
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)
go to a movie theater in your pajamas is horrible advice for everyone involved
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:49 (eleven years ago)
give up on life pants
― Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:55 (eleven years ago)
"make loving safe"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (eleven years ago)
all my letters to God came back refused
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (eleven years ago)
I love those printed throws, I feel like it is only a matter of time before they start selling blanket printers that can make those. Which I will purchase immediately.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:25 (eleven years ago)
looks like Print All Over Me offers throws
http://printallover.me/collections/home-linen-throws
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:06 (eleven years ago)
my friend gave her brother a giant nicolas cage printed throw rug for christmas
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)
please mail me one (1) Wicker Man throw
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 February 2015 03:17 (eleven years ago)
I actually lol'd at this one for some reasonhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10422546_10203696850405137_895669569446697505_n.jpg?oh=01f3325c33a8c0eeac40db8ffd32b422&oe=554867B6&__gda__=1435219420_00e7f31f45c9041a26446abcfa638f07
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 16 February 2015 06:24 (eleven years ago)
This isn't a FB thing but it was pretty amazing. On Valentine's Day i drove by a church that had this on their sign:
"God made the 1st Valentine with 2 boards and 3 nails."
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:01 (eleven years ago)
okay, you're going to need at least four nails
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:03 (eleven years ago)
http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pontius__120821183101.jpg
"You're gonna need a bigger board."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:06 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I thought 4 nails too but I looked it up and apparently the church widely believes in Green Crucifixion.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)
assuming the cross is held together with rope, rather than more nails.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)
Death by crucifixion is kind of a shitty way to spend Valentine's Day, even if you do come back to life 3 days later
― silverfish, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
you gotta give the rope credit then
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:42 (eleven years ago)
That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0
Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2015 19:37 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10300528_10152613513772264_3510437903208504465_n.jpg?oh=11b8051d37c1df20b1c1be3687196d23&oe=554E6882
― nickn, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:14 (eleven years ago)
I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.
http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:26 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:39 (eleven years ago)
d'ohhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg?oh=3f55758c86389d476931232a68cb27dd&oe=5556FA89&__gda__=1431660606_164e697d7697e99b743d67e513c800fa
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:40 (eleven years ago)
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:00 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)
they like to wear it in secret?
― f***kin good lookin for a knacker (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (eleven years ago)
SO TRUE
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)
costs too much, uncomfortable
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)
I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)
too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (eleven years ago)
I haven't put on a suit since first confession
― xelab, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)
a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:38 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:40 (eleven years ago)
meh trying again
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg?oh=ac8cbf5e00668590150c883c34fd282f&oe=5586D899&__gda__=1431378960_9a38f57b54b5fb66c18f31d612fb071c
Or are they?
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)
No, I'm certain of it.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)
bertrand russell never struck me as that angry
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:33 (eleven years ago)
why i am not a fucking christian
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:34 (eleven years ago)
irl lol
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
BR sounds pretty sure of himself there
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)
smug look on his face too
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:07 (eleven years ago)
"look at me, I'm one of the founders of analytic philosophy, whoop-de-fucking-do!"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:10 (eleven years ago)