zero dongs :(
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:10 (eleven years ago)
zero craps
― how's life, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
zero holy craps :(
lol xp
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
Armond White weighs in
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:32 (eleven years ago)
armond... otm?
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:36 (eleven years ago)
Feels weird to say, doesn't it?
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
Wow, Out has a pretty good editor—that review was breathtakingly coherent, by White's standards.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
His writing is generally better when he isn't acting as his own editor.
feels incomplete without some incoherent lashing out at other critical darlings
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:12 (eleven years ago)
apparently here in France the film has gotten a 12 and above rating; the head of the ratings group explains this by saying that "C'est vraiment une romance, on pourrait presque dire une bleuette."I didn't know the word "bleuette" but apparently it means a "sentimental, idealized story". Apparently the rating commission was divided on whether to even bar 12s and under from seeing it, but there was a slight majority in favor of the restriction so it passed.
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:37 (eleven years ago)
is DSK on the ratings board
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:43 (eleven years ago)
heh
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:43 (eleven years ago)
they should put this pull-quote on all promotional posters:
http://i.imgur.com/eyV659W.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:02 (eleven years ago)
"'Fifty Shades' isn't great, but it is a movie"
― ⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:17 (eleven years ago)
AO Scott review is lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)
Saw a display table for this at a supermarket at lunch today, the book (25% off), and the wine (there's a 50 Shades wine label), and some Valentine's Day chocolate. Funny and sad at the same time. No kinky stuff, iirc.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
depends on what you do with the wine bottle
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
kinkiest act would be to drink that sour urine
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)
So er, are there even any sex scenes in this?!?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:40 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/AlFIrQw.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:55 (eleven years ago)
can't wait for the 6 hour sex scene part
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)
6:25:40
http://static.businessinsider.com/image/51093cbeeab8ead03500000d-1200/image.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:09 (eleven years ago)
(spanking)
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)
(belt)
(mouth washed with soap)
(naughty bench)
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)
seriously though 6+ minutes sounds insanely long for a sex scene
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)
speak for yourself B)
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:34 (eleven years ago)
lol
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)
6 minute mark about the time where I flip on sportscenter for some multitasking
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)
"6 minute Mark" has some good scenes in this
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:56 (eleven years ago)
Taylor-Johnson announced that two sequels Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed will be made, with the first to be released in 2016.
not sure if there's ever been a worse film title than Fifty Shades Freed.
― piscesx, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
Drop Dead Freed
― polyphonic, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:07 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9ruNeSCcAAAIxQ.jpg
― polyphonic, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:11 (eleven years ago)
Fifty Shades Freed sounds like a nickname for a jewish lamp merchant.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 13 February 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)
Alan "Fifty Shades" Freed
― nickn, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)
"Fifty Shades" Friedrich Nietzsche
― ⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Friday, 13 February 2015 00:54 (eleven years ago)
50 Slides of PowerPoint
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:13 (eleven years ago)
50 ounces To Freedom
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:17 (eleven years ago)
50 Copies of Freed Weed
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:32 (eleven years ago)
50 Flags of Post
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:34 (eleven years ago)
There's a subway ad for the movie with the tagline "Curious?" I've never seen a more resigned, phoned-in movie ad.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:56 (eleven years ago)
The only thing you need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lh021TosOs
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:02 (eleven years ago)
wait that's not a shop
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:25 (eleven years ago)
oh i see
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:26 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5lem_fUC88
This isn't as awful as I was hoping, but the best part is when someone asks them who they called when they found out they got the part, and it turns out neither of them called anyone.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 13 February 2015 03:05 (eleven years ago)
"raaiinnn.. .?"
at one point i think she checked her nonexistent watch
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 February 2015 03:41 (eleven years ago)
When I saw the trailer for this I was wondering how many couples would break up after watching this.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 February 2015 09:50 (eleven years ago)
if my gf made me this etc etc
― ⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Friday, 13 February 2015 09:59 (eleven years ago)
eh made me *watch* this