Not sure I could fap to 50 Shades.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 12 February 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)
Never knew Jamie Dornan was from Belfast, he will seriously be getting the pish ripped out of him over this in his hometown... so he will.
― Nut-bloody-rageous (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 10:28 (eleven years ago)
Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 10:33 (eleven years ago)
a leaked memo invented by B&Q press office in the sure knowledge that newspapers would repeat it verbatim and give some free hustle to the DIY chain
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 10:40 (eleven years ago)
kinda want to go in and ask which of their axe handles is least likely to give my partner splinters during ass-play
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 10:42 (eleven years ago)
it's a hoax, y'all....
unsuspecting customers still may wonder why they're getting knowing winks and glances from the cashier when they buy routine stuff like duct tape or cable ties
― Lee626, Thursday, 12 February 2015 12:16 (eleven years ago)
lol churnalism
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 12:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.mtv.com/news/2075982/fifty-shades-of-grey-by-the-numbers/
― how's life, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:53 (eleven years ago)
crucial link
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)
What is a girl or man bush ? (Sorry i'm italian)
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)
zero dongs :(
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:10 (eleven years ago)
zero craps
― how's life, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
zero holy craps :(
lol xp
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
Armond White weighs in
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:32 (eleven years ago)
armond... otm?
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:36 (eleven years ago)
Feels weird to say, doesn't it?
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
Wow, Out has a pretty good editor—that review was breathtakingly coherent, by White's standards.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
His writing is generally better when he isn't acting as his own editor.
feels incomplete without some incoherent lashing out at other critical darlings
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:12 (eleven years ago)
apparently here in France the film has gotten a 12 and above rating; the head of the ratings group explains this by saying that "C'est vraiment une romance, on pourrait presque dire une bleuette."I didn't know the word "bleuette" but apparently it means a "sentimental, idealized story". Apparently the rating commission was divided on whether to even bar 12s and under from seeing it, but there was a slight majority in favor of the restriction so it passed.
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:37 (eleven years ago)
is DSK on the ratings board
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:43 (eleven years ago)
heh
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:43 (eleven years ago)
they should put this pull-quote on all promotional posters:
http://i.imgur.com/eyV659W.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:02 (eleven years ago)
"'Fifty Shades' isn't great, but it is a movie"
― ⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:17 (eleven years ago)
AO Scott review is lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)
Saw a display table for this at a supermarket at lunch today, the book (25% off), and the wine (there's a 50 Shades wine label), and some Valentine's Day chocolate. Funny and sad at the same time. No kinky stuff, iirc.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
depends on what you do with the wine bottle
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
kinkiest act would be to drink that sour urine
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)
So er, are there even any sex scenes in this?!?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:40 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/AlFIrQw.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:55 (eleven years ago)
can't wait for the 6 hour sex scene part
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)
6:25:40
http://static.businessinsider.com/image/51093cbeeab8ead03500000d-1200/image.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:09 (eleven years ago)
(spanking)
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)
(belt)
(mouth washed with soap)
(naughty bench)
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)
seriously though 6+ minutes sounds insanely long for a sex scene
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)
speak for yourself B)
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:34 (eleven years ago)
lol
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)
6 minute mark about the time where I flip on sportscenter for some multitasking
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)
"6 minute Mark" has some good scenes in this
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 February 2015 23:56 (eleven years ago)
Taylor-Johnson announced that two sequels Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed will be made, with the first to be released in 2016.
not sure if there's ever been a worse film title than Fifty Shades Freed.
― piscesx, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
Drop Dead Freed
― polyphonic, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:07 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9ruNeSCcAAAIxQ.jpg
― polyphonic, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:11 (eleven years ago)
Fifty Shades Freed sounds like a nickname for a jewish lamp merchant.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 13 February 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)
Alan "Fifty Shades" Freed
― nickn, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)
"Fifty Shades" Friedrich Nietzsche
― ⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Friday, 13 February 2015 00:54 (eleven years ago)
50 Slides of PowerPoint
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:13 (eleven years ago)
50 ounces To Freedom
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:17 (eleven years ago)
50 Copies of Freed Weed
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:32 (eleven years ago)