slaves, tell me about 50 Shades of Grey

wait were you talking about the song in the lego trailer or the actual trailer.
― da croupier, Friday, February 6, 2015 3:55 PM

managed to avoid the trailer until the lego one; that is a terrible terrible terrible cover of crazy in love

I hope this film is 90% Chris grey making sick high-flying business calls on his blackberry

Don't fight enlightenment buddy

Xpost lol

"Mr. Grey, it's Welch here. I have the information you require." "Good. E-mail it to me. Anything to add?"

“They want two?… How much will that cost?... Okay, and what safety measures do we have in place?… And they’ll go via Suez?… How safe is Ben Sudan?... And when do they arrive in Darfur?... Okay, let’s do it. Keep me abreast of progress.” He hangs up.

this guys business card just says "millionaire"

Somehow they found a way to make Crazy in Love depressing

The opening of the trailer looks like it's going to be a film about a death

They should've cast Mark Cuban.

it is about death...the death of literature

Lol

The book isn't really finishable but it's interesting that it exists in that it's like what if an idiot wrote a book, like a really stupid person like Homer Simpson or someone, and they weren't even quite sure what a novel actually is or how basically anything works but they managed to write it anyway and there are three of them

and the third one is called fifty shades freed and the best way I can make that makes sense is that at some point the author decided that the protagonist is actually called "fifty shades"

fiddy, shades

http://www.men-access.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/50cents-bulgarisunglassess-8007.jpg

Don't read the books. Read Jenny Trout's recaps of the books - http://jennytrout.com/?tag=jenny-reads-50-shades

my co-worker was just saying that this started out as twilight fanfic?

also, the lady next to be on the train yesterday was reading something on her kindle and holding it very close to her so of course I stole a peak and from the first line I knew it had to be this. Then I saw "Christian" a couple lines down. lol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._L._James

James initially wrote fanfiction under the pen name "Snowqueen's Icedragon", with her most notable work being a Twilight fanfiction that eventually developed into Fifty Shades of Grey,[12][13] and subsequent film adaptation.[14] James has spoken of her shock at the success of the book. "The explosion of interest has taken me completely by surprise" she said.[15] James has described the Fifty Shades trilogy as "my midlife crisis, writ large. All my fantasies in there, and that's it."[16] She did not start to write until January 2009, as she revealed while still active on fanfiction.net as Snowqueen's Icedragon: "I started writing in January 2009 after I finished the Twilight saga, and I haven't stopped since. I discovered Fan Fiction in August 2009. Since then I have written my two fics and plan on doing at least one more. After that... who knows?"[17] In August 2013, sales of the trilogy saw James top the Forbes' list of the highest-earning authors [18] with earnings of $95m which included $5m for the film rights to Fifty Shades of Grey.[19]

Totally hope she gets a biopic someday

Middle-aged office assistant inspired to write fan-fiction after reading twilight, rollin' in the high eight figures within five years. AND THEY SAY THE NOVEL IS DEAD.

my bad - according to this interview with her husband, a tv screenwriter, she was a tv exec

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2012/aug/31/fifty-shades-el-james-husband

Our first Christmas together I bought her a tin opener, and my earliest experience of kinky sex was her trying to shove it up my arse.

Now's as good a place as any to reveal that my hit series "Game of Thrones" began as Hobbit fanfic. The editors took out all the good stuff, though, and replaced it with, like, dragons and barbarians and stuff.

Don't read the books. Read Jenny Trout's recaps of the books - http://jennytrout.com/?tag=jenny-reads-50-shades

― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Friday, 6 February 2015 18:07 (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign, these are amazing

She did not start to write until January 2009

i'm assuming this means she did literally not put a pen to paper, or construct an entire sentence, until 2009. the results seem to bear this out.

just going thru this thread again, good roffles

He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what!

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000020449911-50xm6p-original.jpg?4606e00

― some dude, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:20 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Paddlington Bear

"Fuzzelio"

someone on metafilter linked to this great inside-baseball account of the twilight fandom and how 50 shades emerged from it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/2byz2l/many_women_do_not_agree_with_me_on_this_subject/cjaqvmi

Seeing this opening day

the jenny trout recaps linked upthread are great, worth a read if you have time & lols to spare

they reshot the movie so that it's just the two actors taking turns reading the book to old ladies in a nursing home

Paddlington Bear

lol stealing this

for what?

twitter joeks

personal use

safeword

http://flavorwire.com/503325/holy-moses-oh-jeez-parsing-the-erotic-vocabulary-of-fifty-shades-of-grey

Showed that one to my wife, who voted "oh my" as her favorite.

She had a good theory, though, that this book came out just as or after the Kindle sort of crossed over, so it was the first time a lot of women could purchase and consume erotica (or more specifically, erotica vetted to be relatively "safe") privately. No one knew what you were reading on the train, etc. That it happened to be a POS, like so many other gateway breakthroughs, was almost beside the point.

Makes a lot of sense actually!

HOLY CRAP seems like the least sexy thing you could possibly say. I mean, I say it all the time but not when I'm trying to set a particular mood or anything.

can you imagine having to have fights with a twilight fan fiction writer about staying true to her literary vision

this post is haunting me

yeah, just the thought is so degrading it's kinda... hot

lol

does anyone say "oh god" at any point? seems purposefully omitted so as to not offend possible churchgoing readers

Anastasia hums "Sanctus" iirc

Showed that one to my wife, who voted "oh my" as her favorite.

Is George Takei the main character of FSOG?

how come NO ONE has seen this?? it's out in a week!

In my S&M dungeon, people will be strapped down and forced to watch this, "Clockwork Orange" style.

"Jeez," she muttered, as the opening credits rolled. "Homana! Oh my! Good grief. Zoot alors! Gosh. Zoinks! Ruh roh!"

Didn't Jon Stewart already a FSOG movie?
http://content8.flixster.com/movie/11/18/99/11189902_det.jpg

owie owie owie

widely reported, but props to HuffPo for the headline:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/06/fifty-shades-of-grey-sequel_n_6632924.html