St. Brown almost immediately becomes the most interesting man in the recruiting class. The son of body builders, St. Brown speaks German to his mother at home — her native tongue — and mixed in French to his commitment press conference. His siblings also are named after Greek gods.
― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:17 (eleven years ago)
also....
After deciding to give up some of his jet-setting life as a bodybuilder and settling down, Brown put his naturally mathematical mind to work. Brown knew he wanted his children to be athletes -- specifically football players -- and the woman he married needed to be able to provide them. Eventually, he zeroed in on a woman he met at FIBO, an international trade show for fitness, wellness and health, in Cologne, Germany.
"People laugh at me, and she probably gets a little mad," Brown said. "I met her and looked at her big toe. I thought, wow, she has big toes, big knees and she's tall. ... She's also very smart. That's the big thing, very smart. And I knew she would give me the kids I wanted."
Brown was certainly right about that, as Equanimeous is the oldest of three football-playing St. Brown children, leading the way for younger brothers Osiris and Amon-Ra -- both named for Egyptian gods.
― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:23 (eleven years ago)
lol in his signing day announcement he pronounced notre dame en francais
― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:24 (eleven years ago)
wow, love this kid already
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:27 (eleven years ago)
Queensy Menig
― r|t|c, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)
that is something, i hope he makes it.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:23 (eleven years ago)
Javairô Dilrosun
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 17:07 (eleven years ago)
Tine Thing Helseth
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 February 2015 11:58 (eleven years ago)
Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 00:02 (eleven years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguaglossa
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)
chief wilma mankiller
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:32 (eleven years ago)
& her husband charlie soap
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:13 (eleven years ago)
Kevin Lasagna
― r|t|c, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:19 (eleven years ago)
Bambi
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:21 (eleven years ago)
dace kime
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:04 (eleven years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/never-never-read-the-comments
― Madchen, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)
Mancherjee Merwanjee Bhownagree
― nakhchivan, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:56 (eleven years ago)
Wilf Popoff
― franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:33 (eleven years ago)
Glory Crafts
― + +, Friday, 24 April 2015 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Nikola Storm
― Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Friday, 24 April 2015 04:58 (eleven years ago)
The US DoJ complaint states: “Around the time of the flash crash, Sarao took significant steps to protect his assets. In late April 2010, Sarao established a new entity, Nav Sarao Milking Markets Limited, which was incorporated in Nevis."
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 25 April 2015 00:11 (eleven years ago)
İlkay Gündoğan
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)
Charity Hair
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:03 (eleven years ago)
Diadorius Boudleaux Bryant
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Saturday, 16 May 2015 16:58 (eleven years ago)
Baymirza Hayit Mahmutmirzaoğlov
― opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:56 (eleven years ago)
Studs Terkel
― xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:02 (eleven years ago)
Lol sadly not
― So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:05 (eleven years ago)
it isn't run of the mill for sure but I think it is a splendid name, saying that I thought Dogsby was a great dog name.
― xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:28 (eleven years ago)
No I meant it isn't his real name
― So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:28 (eleven years ago)
When somebody uses a name for 70 yrs they own it! Nobody calls Stalin "Jugashvili" or Canonball Adderley "Julian".
― xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:44 (eleven years ago)
Haha I take your point but you must surely see how posting "cannonball adderly" to the thread "great real names" goes against the spirit
― So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:46 (eleven years ago)
Jan Woutersz van Cuyck
― opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:26 (eleven years ago)
angelo badalamenti
― drash, Sunday, 24 May 2015 23:02 (eleven years ago)
Winthrop Wetherbee
― ogmor, Friday, 29 May 2015 16:07 (eleven years ago)
kortney hause
― r|t|c, Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:00 (eleven years ago)
Borderline case: if i had a daughter I would seriously consider naming her Quintana Roo, however Quintana Roo Dunne Michael is an abysmal real name
― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:05 (eleven years ago)
quintana roo period
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:06 (eleven years ago)
Zedekiah Belknap, itinerant portrait artist of the early 19th century
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 May 2015 15:33 (eleven years ago)
Divine Naah could go either way but, idk, i like it.
― Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:15 (eleven years ago)
MLB 2015 amateur draft has some dope ones to drop on you all:
Dansby SwansonCornelius RandolphPhilip PfeiferKade ScivicqueGabriel CancelKyle FunkhouserTucker TubbsTrey CabbageGrayson LongSkye Bolt
― Who M the best? (Will M.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:16 (eleven years ago)
^^^more
Earl Burl IIIScooter HightowerJagger RusconiKerby CamachoRayne SuppleBowden DerbyDalton GeekieBucket Goldby
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:24 (eleven years ago)
bucket?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:27 (eleven years ago)
Several of those belong in the abysmal real names thread.
― franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)
But they were stunned in Canada when Lady Andrade raced clear in the first half to fire under the goalkeeper.
― imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/FjimLex.png
― mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:02 (ten years ago)
Oh come on
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:03 (ten years ago)
That wedding we discovered online, took place on July 30, 2013, between himself and one Bambi Liu (now BamBrogan). According to a Forbes report yesterday, "the singular name came when the former Kevin Brogan decided last year to merge more than just lives with his new wife." Kevin Brogan, it turns out is quite the character.
― imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:07 (ten years ago)
flag post, obv
Whoops, I was looking for the Great Bro Names thread
― mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:09 (ten years ago)