Things You Just Don't Care About

Your opinions.

Please adhere to strict Aristotelian logic henceforth. Failure to abide by the rule of law, the State will use the fullest extent of its powers to bring forth an indictment on your person.

Let us begin thusly.

^^^gets it

busted.

ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities

I never read these, but I do glance at the covers sometimes and I always find it funny when two magazines, in the same week, will publish diametrically opposed stories about the same celebrity. "IT'S TRUE LOVE: Famous Person's Secret Wedding Plans!" vs. "IT'S OVER: Same Famous Person's Shocking Breakup!"

sad/amazing animal stories

animal celebrity drug habits

looks like this is the thread where ppl go to hate on animals, huh

tapeworms, yellow jackets and slugs are animals, my friend

yknow like "dog walked 500 miles to sit on grave of 2nd spinal tap drummer"

"kitten found inside discarded boombox, now loves bell biv devoe"

rip eric 'stumpy joe' childs

lol

what politicians REALLY BELIEVE despite their actions

harper lee's new novel

the left shark

I really tried to but I just can't.

what someone isn't purchasing

the scheduling of ilm polls

my number of accrued FPs. your number of accrued FPs. I just FP'd everyone itt.

living

burlesque

hilarious autocorrect fails

whatever Happened Next that Will Blow Your Mind

sometimes i care about those things, despite myself

The Golden State Warriors

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Visiting beautiful nature destinations

NFL helmet redesign concepts. I do however care about people using 'showed' as the past participle. I care, and I hate.

Most NFL helmet redesigns are in order to make the animal mascot look angrier or more ferocious, even when the creature in question is a bird or a marine mammal

If you mean hypothetical redesigns, I'm totally with you, there's nothing more boring than that

Who attends whose funeral

Fake trailer for a gritty reboot of Power Rangers/007/Ghostbusters/etc. please put away your toys and come up with some original ideas.

You are not a film producer, you are a grown person smashing action figures together.

Watching sunrises/sets.

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Shrove Tuesday/Fat Tuesday/mardi gras is observed all across the world you ignorant cunt

Watching sunrises/sets.

― Jeff, Tuesday, March 3, 2015 4:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah these are cool and all, but always feel that people who profess to loving watching these are faux-naif aesthetes or something.

list of ilxors who have called female posters cunts

lj
wins
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Whoever's playing at Sonar 2015

that wasn't a reply to nakh

I was quoting that classic local garda post, I'm not actually calling anyone a cunt

To clarify:

Onan Pullett (wins) wrote this on thread Ask Raccoon Tanuki on board I Love Music on 30-Sep-2014

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

coming back around to "treesh humpers" tbh (wins) wrote this on thread Maggi Liquid Seasoning on board I Love Everything on 16-Oct-2013

pip pip

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 11:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maggi's is eaten all over the world you ignorant cunt

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 05-Oct-2012

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 13-May-2011

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

I think every time I make this reference I pick up some FPs and have to explain myself but I'm not gonna stop

Netanyahu's speech to congress

Xp I do apologise tho, for the slur and for chain-posting

lol I thought you really were calling me a cunt that time. just accepted that I'd upset you in some way that day. prbly FP'd you, but I do that every post.

Oh, okay, in that case, I can feel okay calling suzy an annoying cunt? She should be over it in an hour and a half, iirc.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:34 (4 years ago)

Xp I would never! The whole reason I love the original post so much is that it is so ridiculously aggro & mad about something so trivial, it ends up silly. It's a bad look

xp nakh, let's not judge posters by the words they choose to say

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance prose

I don't care about this - stay on topic please.

xp
unfair we can't all be stylists in the vein of nakh or mcnulty