Bait My Clickhole

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I took that quiz like 5 times but was disappointed there was only 1 result

http://www.clickhole.com/video/someone-edited-together-ultimate-psa-and-its-incre-1811

― polyphonic, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 2:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah thats the stuff to share on faceboo right there

http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-watch-these-people-react-first-1-1825

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-movies-originally-had-different-endings-1794

The film was supposed to end with the Nazi soldiers wailing, “It’s nothing but owls in here!” while Indiana Jones cackles and screams, “Welcome to owl country, idiots!” over and over as the screen fades to black.

lmao

i really like the mystic pizza one, kinda a different sensibility

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-rules-football-1832

The Referee, also called the Policeman Of Endless Lines

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as an early and repeat clickhole denier i have come to realize that my delicious words must now be eaten

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/chipotletab.asp

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-war-movies-have-you-seen-1839

Seven Graves for Seven Brothers

http://www.clickhole.com/video/youll-never-believe-how-many-caterpillars-crawl-ou-1849

D:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-scary-things-pulling-all-nighter-does-your-body-1858

so not clicking on the caterpillar one

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http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-spent-my-whole-life-defending-cruella-de-vil-the-1762

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i am down with clickventure

This one killed me, probably mainly bcs I'm a SC4 fan.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/lesbians-explain-simcity-4-cheat-codes-1862

“If George Washington were here today, he would not like what he sees.”
—Elizabeth Warren
On what to tell children when they make a mess

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-already-knew-nsa-spies-us-we-already-know-every-1876

clickhole otm

kinda beautiful...

~_~

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-jokes-childrens-shows-you-didnt-get-kid-1373

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-already-knew-nsa-spies-us-we-already-know-every-1876

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, February 9, 2015 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so good, shdve been on nytimes.com

Are those all Carlin quotes?

Yep. I recognized most of them right away.

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-old-money-or-new-money-1813

was just dead throughout all of this one

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/have-you-found-your-perfect-match-1920

omg

their v day stuff has been consistently astral diamonds but for some reason:

12. Hijack the bodies of a beautiful rich couple: If your psyches are powerful enough, you and your date should have no trouble overwhelming the minds of a gorgeous young rich couple, seizing their luscious flesh and considerable resources for a night of opulent debaucher

is killing me the hardest

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every night I prayed to God that Wile E. Coyote would stop chasing the Road Runner and start chasing her

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/we-can-determine-which-state-youre-just-way-you-an-1908

this one really benefits from the "open page source and search for 'quiz-outcome'" technique

so i i picked one p much at random and clickhole was right!!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/shameful-less-10-americans-can-draw-tim-robbins-1883

http://www.clickhole.com/video/women-tell-you-what-theyre-really-looking-man-1943

some great performances in this one

I haven't read this one yet; I'm linking it solely for the title:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/make-wish-kid-couldnt-decide-what-he-wanted-so-the-1848

love the what women really want video

so i i picked one p much at random and clickhole was right!!

haha me too... started wondering about deep google analytics but i think its just a coincidence

lost it at the chugga-chugga part

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http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/mysterious-shadows-skullshadow-island-1880#2,

this is incredible

It’s the lyrics to “Night Moves.”

5. “Dumb question, but are you called Buckethead because there’s a bucket on your head?”

I love the increasingly insane choose your own adventure stuff, feel like they're in some way distant american cousins of latter Terry Fuckwitt strips

was fully cackling on the bus while obsessively trying to enter the chord sequence from the Bob Seger song properly

came here to post kudos for the click yr own adventure thing. real internet