The official bored-at-work cryptic crossword pass it on thread.

phew!

Something something main something.

well this was a bummer in today's :-/

Animal raped and murdered (3, 5)

an endangered species at that

ikr

A half-hearted exhalalation;
Next, with no small delectation,
Vulgar act of masturbation
And rumoured ye ejaculation

I would like to rewrite this I think

spike of encouragement (2,2)

Nice

In re: your previous post, fyi.

don't know.

but it did prompt this:

Offer old Dutch coin as encouragement (2, 2)

ok, got the spike one now.

Xps I can't right now. Forgot to say (2,4,3,3) if anyone's still to get it

Wow, I got the spike one instantaneously, and I'm not British.

Also, new to me in a puzzle I'm working on: screw as in wages.

last week's everyman? i think that was my worst attempt at a crossword in years.

Yep, I'm about 75% finished.

i didn't know this (well, i got the answer because i had the 1st and 3rd letter, but i didn't know the word the clue alludes to)

Crucifix over entrance (4)

Got the basic idea quickly, but the way the clue is written I had the answer wrong way round. Was it just me, or was this overall a pretty poorly written puzzle?

Touch brass instrument in retreat (4)

(is there an unwritten rule that the definition comes first in such clues?)

AFAIK the only rule is that the definition must come either at the beginning or at the end. This applies to all types of clue.

i guess the second one is a bit more obvious (the 'in retreat' at the end implies the brass instrument is the cryptic bit, meaning the first bit is the definition). but the crucifix one could be either way around.

although, thinking about it, the 'over' makes more sense attached to the first bit leaving the last bit as the definition. ROOD / DOOR btw.

^^^ the more I thought about my initial comment, yes, this.

the only "rule" afaic is that the clue leads grammatically to the solution

did ppl get my poem

I appreciated it. Haven't got it yet though.

Hint: ilx

Stumped.

--/-a--/--n/-a-

we want hen fap

pls to dissect, thy bardy bacon sandwich

whew\and then\fap

I used "small" as an indicator for initial letter, I'm not sure if that's allowed but I feel like I've seen it in the less rigorous puzzles

"ye ejaculation", nice. thought that archaism must indicate something. i'm not down with 'small' but overall a+ v creative, love to see more along these lines.

Make drunk supply a beer in it (9)

If "supply" is doing what I think it does in this, I've never seen that before and it's clever.

that anagram jumps out at you (me) anyway

Yeah, wasn't hard at all (Everyman), I just liked supply.

I've seen supply before & was impressed, yeah. Enjoy stuff like that

sorry for British, today's Guardian

According to Spooner, Rooney's scandal is to put on a few pounds (4,6)

Ha, I figured it out without even knowing who Rooney is.

American version: Gretzky, Kramer, Knight

I went for Mickey at first, before I just looked at the length of the two words and went 'duh.'

Re: supply as an anagrind, I had resort yesterday, another good double usage. I'd seen that used several times before, but it still catches me and gets me trying to fit 'spa' in there somewhere.

Apprehensive when a vote is taken about your vitals (7)

I'm all done cooking piece of meat (9)

an easy one from chifonie, except the fifth letter is i. guardian reading ukippers will be up in arms.

(and the seventh letter is L)

Not gonna lie, that confused me for a sec

finished the everyman this week, first time in a while. the two hardest bits:

Recent plays by key dramatist (7)

Elephant keeper, married with a husband no longer in the game (6)

the one i can't explain is:

Man on board heard in the dark (5) (NIGHT. is that a homophone for KNIGHT? ah, yes. chess board.)

Rattigan? Nope. The ur-terence.

Comprehensive schooling not big on Roman playwrights, it seems.

me neither