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Tom Loftus is very much alive.

waynetruther, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)

plot thickens

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:34 (eleven years ago)

Or at least became more tasteless.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 10:23 (eleven years ago)

Wow. RIP.

Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 13:39 (eleven years ago)

" ........ us, his friends, are a bunch of cunts."

waynetruther, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)

m8

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

Isn't that just them quoting us

deej loaf (D-40), Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

"we have met the cunts and they is us"

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)

gtfo, waynetruther

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

with all due respect, WaynesCrew610 promised us some follow-up posts from himself and Diehl:

More to come guys, before Diehl found this thread again we had already planned on meeting up this weekend so when we get together, we'll figure out some good stuff to post here. Cheers!

don't leave us hanging here, guys!

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)

(I do like the idea of Wayne visiting this thread every time he got laid and being like, "if they only knew...")

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:08 (eleven years ago)

you like that idea?

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 February 2015 16:58 (eleven years ago)

yes roxy I like that idea

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)

I seriously had a very specific dream last night that one of my coworkers was both waynetruther and waynescrew and kinda just made the accounts to mess with me and i was like "dude now i have to tell ilx it was a dumb hoax you made up ONLY TO MESS WITH ME" and he was like "is it actually that big of a deal???"

otm rcuise (Will M.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:56 (eleven years ago)

lool

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

OMG this thread, still alive.

Robert Earl Hughes (dandydonweiner), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:05 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFeemp8WgAEmt2F.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:53 (eleven years ago)

O
M
G

perfect thread revive

feel as tho that photo could feed us another 10 years

Who M the best? (Will M.), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:54 (eleven years ago)

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nonono.gif

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:55 (eleven years ago)

every generation gets the so not gonna happen it deserves

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:04 (eleven years ago)

I haven't seen a shade of blue on a wall like that since my great-grandmother died.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

ha been waiting for this thread to get bumped since I saw that pic on the twitter

Clay, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:21 (eleven years ago)

Original dude at least had an outside chance.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:24 (eleven years ago)

looking like a giant baby must be a tuff life :(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:14 (eleven years ago)

woman on the right looks a lot like the OG flat iron coed!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:21 (eleven years ago)

haha yeah I thought that too, eerie

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:22 (eleven years ago)

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4179c740341871a884ccea5002e5f530/tumblr_np2d203yUQ1sb2ue8o1_500.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)

is he 14 feet tall?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

doesnt quite seem appropriate for this thread

lex merk a tory ya? (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:05 (eleven years ago)

leave Ronnie alone!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:23 (eleven years ago)

Damn, forgot about this for a bit. You cunts waited years for this shit. We'll get ya something useful soon. And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics. We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)

so gonna happen

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:31 (eleven years ago)

We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

country music to my ears

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:34 (eleven years ago)

i didn't see the update about his passing. :-(

condolences

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)

And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics.

― WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fess up

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 00:09 (eleven years ago)

woah this is like the godfather ii of no not gonna happen pix, exceeds the original

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:02 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

waynescrew610 is british

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)

Ello guvna

WaynesCrew610, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)

hmmmmm

goole, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:07 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JZEUNcl.gifv
i know, not entirely in the spirit but it was the first thing i thought of

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)

Is Wayne alive?

Treeship, Monday, 22 June 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)

I dreamt I saw Wayne last night
Alive as you or me

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 05:06 (ten years ago)

"I never her" said he

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 11:25 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

I want closure!!!

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:40 (ten years ago)

sorry, not gonna happen

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Friday, 24 July 2015 22:34 (ten years ago)

sees a penny. picks it up and pockets it.

Aimless, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:37 (ten years ago)

Straightens duster, tips hat, says "ma'am" and rides away

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 24 July 2015 23:51 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

I think in a lot of ways So Not Gonna Happens occur to balance out situations where it was So Gonna Happen but one or both parties was oblivious to the idea of it Happening and thus an imbalance occurring from the wasted potential of So Gonna Happen gets distributed amongst the So Not Gonna Happens, bringing a cosmic sense of irony to the whole preceedings.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:41 (ten years ago)


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