Things You Just Don't Care About

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― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, January 26, 2015 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FP'd

cultural appropriation

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

I always think of an SJW admonishing The Rolling Stones for playing black music and being told to play some music relevant to their culture and Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

also dont care about 30secondstories.com

photoshop fails

Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

― Stig of the sanctimonious uncontextualized linkdump (Michael B)

lol

whether something is "dad rock" (even though by naming that fandom as a male space it leaves out all the women responsible for the act's success) (sigh)

bjork and her love life

Was fortunate enough to never encounter the acronym sjw until today, and have now seen it 5 times today on ilx, and only just googled it to find out it didnt mean single jewish woman, whoch was my first assumption, and which made only surreal sense

Previously unreleased Aphex Twin music on Soundcloud. Or any Aphex Twin music, really.

Other people's birthday nights out.

album sequencing and how it could be improved

albums sequencing and how it could be improved

fixed etc

on every music message board ever:

OP: the Beatles' White Album would actually be a perfect album if you trimmed the filler and edited it down to a single LP. what would be your 'ideal' tracklist? here's mine: [...]

rebuttal: b-b-but the White Album wouldn't be the White Album without all those so-called 'filler' tracks!

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Coming up with the most awful version of the white album would be more fun. Probably been done, probably not as often.

there has to be a Beatles bootleg called The Shite Album out there somewhere (probably consisting of outtakes + studio chatter + the most embarrassing cuts from former Beatles' solo albums)

Every week the magazines displayed at the checkout line at my local supermarket are filled with ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities, surefire weight loss tips, quizzes that reveal secrets about you, photos of cute pets, alien visitations, etc. and I don't care about any of it.

Last time I was in a supermarket, I felt an overwhelming urge to set those magazines on fire. I think I care about them too much.

Your opinions.

Please adhere to strict Aristotelian logic henceforth. Failure to abide by the rule of law, the State will use the fullest extent of its powers to bring forth an indictment on your person.

Let us begin thusly.

^^^gets it

busted.

ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities

I never read these, but I do glance at the covers sometimes and I always find it funny when two magazines, in the same week, will publish diametrically opposed stories about the same celebrity. "IT'S TRUE LOVE: Famous Person's Secret Wedding Plans!" vs. "IT'S OVER: Same Famous Person's Shocking Breakup!"

sad/amazing animal stories

animal celebrity drug habits

looks like this is the thread where ppl go to hate on animals, huh

tapeworms, yellow jackets and slugs are animals, my friend

yknow like "dog walked 500 miles to sit on grave of 2nd spinal tap drummer"

"kitten found inside discarded boombox, now loves bell biv devoe"

rip eric 'stumpy joe' childs

lol

what politicians REALLY BELIEVE despite their actions

harper lee's new novel

the left shark

I really tried to but I just can't.

what someone isn't purchasing

the scheduling of ilm polls

my number of accrued FPs. your number of accrued FPs. I just FP'd everyone itt.

living

burlesque

hilarious autocorrect fails

whatever Happened Next that Will Blow Your Mind

sometimes i care about those things, despite myself

The Golden State Warriors

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Visiting beautiful nature destinations

NFL helmet redesign concepts. I do however care about people using 'showed' as the past participle. I care, and I hate.

Most NFL helmet redesigns are in order to make the animal mascot look angrier or more ferocious, even when the creature in question is a bird or a marine mammal

If you mean hypothetical redesigns, I'm totally with you, there's nothing more boring than that

Who attends whose funeral

Fake trailer for a gritty reboot of Power Rangers/007/Ghostbusters/etc. please put away your toys and come up with some original ideas.

You are not a film producer, you are a grown person smashing action figures together.

Watching sunrises/sets.

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Shrove Tuesday/Fat Tuesday/mardi gras is observed all across the world you ignorant cunt