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i liked the part when the coworker came in and said "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"! i mean who reacts like that to people kissing anymore!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone either played by Chris Catan or Bronson Pinchot.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Protect my balls"

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

that's chris KATTAN you poseur!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe he's played by this guy...

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/clowell.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Settlers Of Kattan.

A Strategic Romp Through A Hexagonal Maze To Showcase He Who Can Effect The Most Obvious Gay Man Stereotypes All The Way To The Rose Garnished Road To Victory.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or she's like MARRIED or something and had to cover.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why I began that sentence with "or".

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd go hoarse if i yelled 'oh my god!' at everyone kissing publicly in this town

that is a great story, the george bush detail made it ever greater though, like an epic

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i've had some time to think about this (in my sleep) and all i can figure is that a. gay dude was being "theatrical" (everyone in the shop seems "friendly" enough) b. she got embarassed c. she got nervous since i guess (a) i wasn't supposed to be behind the counter and (b) i wasnt supposed to be sexin the employees.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

if some aspect of my life doesn't calm down soon though - money, career, personal life, family - i'm just gonna go live in the woods.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

davo crockington

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It all sounds great to me. Call her, ask her out, make sweet sweet love to her. Assuming your nadgers still work.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

well i have to go listen to snow patrol and franz ferdinand for another eight hours straight

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

first, that is

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

OH TIS A HARD ROAD I TREAD

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, where are the pics of her you promised us? Huh?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

momentofcojonesimpact.mpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if the ball-breaking was actually an 'adult' form of the old 'playground flirting' routine.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe at this point, I'd be happy for a girl to knee me in the balls. At least it shows she cares enough to do so.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

what a romantic!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

she shouldn't have kneed strongo like that, I'm feeling rather sad now.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, I blame the skittish guy! Why couldn't he have just stayed out the back?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

jess aren't your balls like five feet from the ground anyway?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

she's a kick boxing champion!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

they begin there....

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

she was a high stepper? (xpost)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor, poor strongo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

are you being forced to review snow patrol? didnt i mention them on aim to you? i think i remember you wondering if i made it all, and well, im sorry, but i didnt. anyways, if you want to recover from your "injury", you might need to upgrade to 151.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

question is: do I now do the same w. my coffeeshop girl?

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

knee her in the groin? maybe.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Or you could just yell "Oh my god oh my god!" at her. Chicks go for that sort of thing.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a coffeeshop girl once upon a time. A goth one. We went out for, um, coffee somewhere else and she turned out to be one of those super-Christian goth girls. Cool aside from that, though. I later would buy coffee from her in another shop, in another city.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think everybody has had a coffeeshop girl/guy at some point.

― Camtron (Cameron), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I certainly remember yours.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i WAS a coffeeshop guy and had nobody at all. i rarely served anyone within 15 years of my age though.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

damn me and my going-to-Minneapolis-for-the-Pixiesness

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss EVERYTHING

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You were there in spirit. So how were they anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

one of those super-Christian goth girls

are there alot of these or something?!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.christiangoth.com

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(OMG this is the best site ever)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

y'know, like the chick in Evanesence.(sp)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"How do I become goth?" One does not become goth, one already is....it is not a matter of dressing in black & painting your nails black. Goth is a state of mind. The REAL question that should be asked is how do I become a Christian? Becoming a Christian is a step of faith...a step in surrendering to the Lord Jesus & excepting Him as the Lord of all....please look on the site menu on the main page. Locate pages like: "Show Me the Way"..."The Blue Rose Society" and others."

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"...listen to Black Tape for a Blue Girl, gain 30 pounds, etc"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a sad story Jess, and I feel disappointed, but I don't think all hope is lost. If she kissed you back for 15 seconds, I would imagine the kneeing was an "Oh shit, I might get sacked" reaction, and she might be very apologetic if you call her - though I would give it a while.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think it's sad! it's kind of exhilarating and weird!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I felt sad - I wanted Jess to get the girl, and was very happy when that seemed to be what was happening.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

At least he got the knee.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, we all know American sitcoms have happy endings.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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