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"This unity, forever bound, forever apart. So awkward!"

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Saturday, 17 January 2015 21:10 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-doctor-told-me-i-should-vaccinate-my-children-t-653

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 19 January 2015 16:50 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/p552x414/10924618_1544772042429723_7519326297103848919_o.jpg

The sad thing about this image is that the movie God's not dead was NOT joking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTNW4g2Qm6U

Evan, Monday, 19 January 2015 17:14 (eleven years ago)

*post (rather than "image")

Evan, Monday, 19 January 2015 17:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-family-unboxing-1747

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 19 January 2015 18:42 (eleven years ago)

yesssss

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-beer-snob-1743

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 05:02 (eleven years ago)

married actor Jeffrey Tambor

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 05:49 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NYWBMcK.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 21:58 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-spent-my-whole-life-defending-cruella-de-vil-the-1762

in the classic tradition of onion articles where you only need to read the headline

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:18 (eleven years ago)

that's 3 days in a row of dril-esque quizzes, excited to see what the morrow will bring.

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/house-windows-95-maze-screensaver-sale-1766

“There is plenty of room for a breakfast nook,” added Fletcher. “Potentially thousands of breakfast nooks, as this maze has no limits as far as I can tell. Please take this home off my hands. I can no longer discern waking life from nightmare. I just want my old life back. I just want my son.”

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:01 (eleven years ago)

awesome

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-english-sounds-non-speakers-1770

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)

otm

example (crüt), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:05 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-english-sounds-non-speakers-1770

qualx, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:46 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-johnny-cash-songs-have-you-heard-1780

Standin’ Outside The Prison, Yellin’ About Train Engines

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:28 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-rats-nest-disease-1701

Cat that is only paws

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)

“It’s a Philly cheesesteak covered in ketchup that I keep in my pocket.”

—Karl Lagerfeld
On his muse

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:41 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/beautiful-these-photos-diverse-people-can-be-turne-1777

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/confused-about-how-youre-supposed-feel-about-ameri-1771

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-amazing-studio-tricks-beatles-used-record-songs-1790

7. “Yesterday”: The reason that Paul McCartney sounds so sad during his performance on this song is that, just before recording, John Lennon had taken him aside and told him that James Bond wasn’t a real person.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:31 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/AXaYWS7.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:27 (eleven years ago)

DARK: http://www.clickhole.com/article/underdog-story-these-amazing-parents-outlived-thei-1742

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 17:34 (eleven years ago)

this is incredible: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-girls-character-are-you-618

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 17:53 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/someone-edited-together-ultimate-psa-and-its-incre-1811

polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7226/1x1/200.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 19:55 (eleven years ago)

I took that quiz like 5 times but was disappointed there was only 1 result

, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 19:56 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/someone-edited-together-ultimate-psa-and-its-incre-1811

― polyphonic, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 2:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah thats the stuff to share on faceboo right there

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-watch-these-people-react-first-1-1825

qualx, Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:22 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-movies-originally-had-different-endings-1794

The film was supposed to end with the Nazi soldiers wailing, “It’s nothing but owls in here!” while Indiana Jones cackles and screams, “Welcome to owl country, idiots!” over and over as the screen fades to black.

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:59 (eleven years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)

i really like the mystic pizza one, kinda a different sensibility

wizaerd (Lamp), Friday, 30 January 2015 14:30 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-rules-football-1832

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:15 (eleven years ago)

The Referee, also called the Policeman Of Endless Lines

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h6PN30R.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:35 (eleven years ago)

as an early and repeat clickhole denier i have come to realize that my delicious words must now be eaten

A Severus of Snapes (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:56 (eleven years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/chipotletab.asp

qualx, Monday, 2 February 2015 06:24 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-war-movies-have-you-seen-1839

Seven Graves for Seven Brothers

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:30 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/youll-never-believe-how-many-caterpillars-crawl-ou-1849

D:

, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 12:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-scary-things-pulling-all-nighter-does-your-body-1858

so not clicking on the caterpillar one

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 20:44 (eleven years ago)

First impressions are everything in email, and without a strong subject line, your message might get ignored or sent straight to spam. Here are some helpful tips to make sure your email stands out in the inbox.

1. Start your subject line with “GOOD EMAIL”: People rarely want to read a bad email, so make sure to say the email is good right off the bat.

2. Don’t include too many A’s: It’s tempting to write out “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” but usually just four or five of them will suffice.

3. Always include “Regarding The Position”: This is especially important for job seekers, but even if you’re writing a personal email it’s worth adding just in case the recipient knows about a good job somewhere.

4. If you love the recipient, just come out and say it: It’s not easy to write “I Love You” in the subject line, but it’s a risk you’ve got to take. Even if you get rejected, at least you won’t spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been.

5. Bosses love sea life facts: It can be intimidating to write to your boss, but don’t worry. If you know any good facts about ocean trenches or weird fish, throw them in the subject line, and your boss will give you a promotion.

6. Don’t take a stand on Jeremy Piven either way: Some people love the Entourage actor; others find him annoying. Best to avoid any messy drama and leave him out of your subject line entirely.

7. Write the email address again: Usually, putting the email address in the “To” line is enough, but put it in the subject line also just to be safe.

8. For urgent emails, write “I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER”: This is guaranteed to get the attention of any recipient with a daughter. But first, do your research to make sure they have a daughter. If they don’t have a daughter, instead write, “YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER.”

9. Add some beautiful words: Nobody is going to click on your email unless the subject line has some nice words like “pheasant,” “downpour,” and “schist.”

10. Include one of these babies ¿ in every subject line: Even if your subject is not a question, people are going to write back to ask how you typed that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:00 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-spent-my-whole-life-defending-cruella-de-vil-the-1762

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:05 (eleven years ago)

i am down with clickventure

sktsh, Thursday, 5 February 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)

This one killed me, probably mainly bcs I'm a SC4 fan.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/lesbians-explain-simcity-4-cheat-codes-1862

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2015 02:24 (eleven years ago)

“If George Washington were here today, he would not like what he sees.”
—Elizabeth Warren
On what to tell children when they make a mess

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 6 February 2015 06:04 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-already-knew-nsa-spies-us-we-already-know-every-1876

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:53 (eleven years ago)

clickhole otm

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:56 (eleven years ago)

kinda beautiful...

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 04:20 (eleven years ago)


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