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Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Julia, born 9 July 1974

Small embarrassments
During this time your feelings make themselves more noticeable than usual even small embarrassments become extremely uncomfortable. Therefore, if you should make any mistake today, you should not immediately accuse yourself for it, as it is probably not as serious as it seems. This sensitivity, though, also gives you a good feel for the weaknesses and sensibilities of others, so that you can be very tactful and accommodating about them. In this way you encourage others to be open and also admit to their sore points. Your capacity for understanding and your readiness to take due account of personal traits, offers others for example children enough security to trust you.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Here I am, R-A-W
A terrorist, here to bring trouble to
Phony MC?s, I move on and seize
I just conquer and stomp another rapper with ease
Cause I?m at my apex and others are below
Nothing but a milliliter, I?m a kilo
Second to none, making MC?s run
So don?t try to step to me, cause I ain?t the one
I relieve rappers just like Tylenol
And they know it, so I don?t see why you all
Try to front, perpetrating a stunt
When you know that I?ll smoke you up like a blunt
I?m genuine like Gucci, raw like sushi
To stage a rage is what rap did to me
To make me want to create chaos and mayhem
Cold rock a party until the A.M.
I?ll make a muscle, grab the mic and hustle
While you stand dazed and amazed, I bust a
Little rhyme with authority, superiority
And captivate the whole crowd?s majority
The rhymes I use definitely amuse
Better than Dynasty, or Hill Street Blues
I?m sure to score adored for more without a flaw
Cause I get raw

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 8 September 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm feeling quite moved by the outpourings of affection and concern and good wishes that have come my way through my eye problems. They are getting me down some of the time, and this positive stuff is really needed right now. Thanks to everyone.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY the fuck am i back at work? I could be at home busily chatting with ILX folks!

...fuck.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck haven't I left work yet?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

same reason i'm still at work probably ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

we should all leave work now.

...and get pissed! barkeep, a round of PBR!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're probably not a dumbass, though, Orbit - and that's why I'm here.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

And I agree. Bring on da noise, bring on da funk and for fuck's sake, bring on the beer.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking...

"a sort of nebulous marine-underworld version of '50s Miami... aqua, very vivid blue-greens, cobalt blue, grey"

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry, madam, but we seem to be almost all out of funk tonight. perhaps you'd care for our finest funk lite?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

why am i at home doing schoolwork. . .again?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"a sort of nebulous marine-underworld version of '50s Miami... aqua, very vivid blue-greens, cobalt blue, grey"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i am leaving now so i can no longer say i'm thinking about being at work!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you do me this way?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Saaaaaaave the gooorillaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!

― nickalicious' siddes hrt from laffing (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

drubnk

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Funk lite will be fine. And pork rinds.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

they're on their way, then

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

rock on.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what the power is
That you hold over me
I never get to love you long
Just your memory

And I make a vow
each time you leave
That this is where I
draw the line

But you come back
and just like now
I'm fallin'
one more time

One more time
my lips may kiss you
One more time
my arms will hold you

But won't be long until you're gone
With a memory left behind
And I just know that when you go
I'll be lonely one more time

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shiraz

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― drooling homer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fpscotland.f9.co.uk/images/drinkythecrow.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had a good glass of cab sav, does that count? And it was Australian too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

But did you have white pizza and garlic knots with that?

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how many people from New England would feel as at-home in New Orleans as Tep and I do?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Very, very few, or else we wouldn't, and it wouldn't be.

Although. For the true locals -- which I could never be -- there are certain similarities because of the ... inertia, for lack of a word I might come up with if I weren't tired. People born in Louisiana tend not to leave Louisiana. People born in rural north-of-Boston tend not to leave north-of-Boston. From that, you get some similar patterns.

But that's kind of like saying clowns and goths can share a bathroom cause they both got facepaint.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what? Nothing, ever, is the least bit like saying that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose you're right. Fuck, I should have taken that job.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

By the same token, though -- that inertia in New England really, really got under my skin when I lived there ... and I lived in southern New Hampshire, which went through so much development and had so many transferees from the rest of the country that it wasn't nearly as much New England as the rest of the place. I wonder a lot if I'd feel similarly about New Orleans, after ten or twenty years, or if I had kids and had to deal with the school system and fellow parents.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck haven't I left work yet?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(the question that answers itself)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh, Ugh, Ugh.

Damnit.

Oh, Crap!

Where's my squirt gun?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

new york city is awesome. i am glad i live here.

there should be a fap soon.

― geeta, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to live somewhere other than New England, like California or Toronto or Ottawa or England. But, only if I where a single strapping young buck again. I think New England is a wonderful place to raise a family and you really can't beat the Autumn weather and scenery.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish that the estate agents would phone & say there was a mistake & we can have the new perfect house. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030903/i/1062566342.3892346968.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

is that guy using a mobile phone?

his whole pose, etc., makes him look like a businessman.

give him a bath and an office w/ a swivel chair and take away the sign and the beard and he'd be one.

but he doesn't want that.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HE'S KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My hair is champion over the humidity, and all is well with the world.

(But what will I do if I pass the tests and need to go back to NYC? Oh, damn.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You look like you need a monkey.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I do need a monkey!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

WHITE PIZZA

1 pizza crust ( pre-made, bread machine or mix)
1 medium onion, diced
1 teaspoon garlic, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
8 ounces Italian-style grated cheese blend (mozzarella, provolone, etc.)
1 tablespoon fresh basil, chopped
1 cup ricotta cheese
1/2 cup spinach (defrosted), chopped and drained

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Heat olive oil over medium flame. Add onion and garlic and cook until soft but not brown. Set aside. Place the blended cheese on the crust. Bake for 5 minutes. Remove and sprinkle on the chopped basil. Mix the drained spinach with the onion mixture. Add that to the ricotta. Spread on pizza and bake 10 minutes or until it begins to brown slightly.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.webstorespro.com/ps/DSCF0006.jpg

BABY BLACK CAP CAPUCHIN.
Beautiful 6 weeks old. Very sweet and smart baby. Wears diapers. Comes with U.S.D.A. paper work and health certificate and comes with starter kit including Baby blanket, diapers, baby formula and baby toys.

http://www.webstorespro.com/ps/Dcp_0017.jpg

Male white face capuchin born on 10/10/2002. Adorable, very intelligent, and wears diapers. Understands "come" "no" and "get in the bag" and is becoming familiar with "stay" and turning on and off the lights on command.

----
"get in the bag" = "it puts the lotion on its fur"?!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to stop getting tattoos if I fucking well don't want to.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuz you had all your skin eaten off by a flesh-hungry monkey?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

because apparently there are people who think I should 'while [I] still have skin showing'

Really, I'm so angry right now, I could spit nails.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

funk dat. tattoos are hott.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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