OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 12:51 (eleven years ago)

i miss hell homer

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 20:51 (eleven years ago)

glad someone finally did this though

http://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 20:53 (eleven years ago)

sorta nsfw

https://twitter.com/McLeemz/status/555009366546325504

goole, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 14:53 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

tricia botwood > patricia lockwood

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:21 (eleven years ago)

oh my god ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 February 2015 19:19 (eleven years ago)

fuck the guy who kept posting goatse all week (katt williams ferrel?)

flopson, Friday, 13 February 2015 20:57 (eleven years ago)

did anyone post the Reply All episode where Alex Blumberg gets Weird Twitter explained to him?

http://gimletmedia.com/episode/12-backend-trouble/

(starts around 13:30)

gr8080, Saturday, 14 February 2015 00:34 (eleven years ago)

this is great: https://twitter.com/GuyInYourMFA

Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA · Feb 14
Valentine's Day: stale, drugstore candy, latex hearts, condoms filled with lies and wasted years and half-mumbled apologies. I lit my smoke

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:10 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/571363033005617153

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:38 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

this guy isn't """"weird twitter"""" exactly I don't think but this is possibly my favourite tweet ever https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/580773380560912384

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 19:57 (eleven years ago)

seems pretty weird to me

nose, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:12 (eleven years ago)

Feel like that's in the vein of a new twitter meme https://twitter.com/edswebpresence/status/580770985638567937

, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 March 2015 21:57 (eleven years ago)

Yeah these are definitely bots. They're concatenating strings of Wikipedia text with some other tweet.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:24 (eleven years ago)

...

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:30 (eleven years ago)

Or they could be bots [1] may refer to * Ajaw B'ot, king of Seibal, * Ben Bot, Dutch Minister of Foreign Affairs

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:01 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:02 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/RumpusAndBumpus/status/592240082343497728

flappy bird, Sunday, 26 April 2015 08:56 (eleven years ago)

this is my fav tweet https://twitter.com/Titsybot/status/593794260102750208

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:17 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/HottestStartups

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 06:07 (eleven years ago)

maybe only funny to, well, me

https://twitter.com/swarthyvillain/status/597540175124635648

swarthy villain is a tommie lmao

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

(maybe)

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

yes, i've found that really weird

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:46 (eleven years ago)

whats a tommie

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:47 (eleven years ago)

catholic school with a good football team and lots of business majors

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)

a lot of the weird tweet cru seem p normal irl when they selfie

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)

just regular guys having bizarre depressed thoughts they finally found a venue for

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:52 (eleven years ago)

I'm finding twitter to be very therapeutic

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

worried abt u

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

ILX also very therapeautic

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

confidentially, dude who runs the amazon reviews acct is a touchy dingus

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

ooh what did you do

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065

there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)

pray 4 him

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is

gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)

same

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 July 2015 05:12 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:28 (ten years ago)

idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Rich-Cromwell-color-2.jpg

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Saturday, 25 July 2015 09:51 (ten years ago)

i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project

dead (Lamp), Saturday, 25 July 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

can someone help me?

there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?

i cant find it

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:28 (ten years ago)

i know exactly what you're talking about

, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

yeah

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png

lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)


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