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isn't one of the defining characteristics of "dark humor" being really fucked up?

Yeah when something is offensive/fucked up it doesn't mean that was the only intention behind it.

may favorite onion things have been the ones that are dark beyond belief -- porkin across america most of all i think

lots of humor is at once funny and misery inducing, or funny because misery inducing

no see what i'm saying is everything should be censored and nobody should be allowed to be funny

a-ha!

finally the truth

i mean nobody thinks the deceased are the targets of disrespect and/or 'the gag' right or

Yeah, this is like Sex House, the joke is on the tone-deaf autopilot voice of the people who write real articles like this all the time.

"this seems like a genuinely darkly comic piece about how celebrity discourse is kinda dehumanizing and gross"

people are kinda dehumanizing and gross. obviously celebrities are under a microscope more. but the clickhole thing to me is just about the banality of everything and how petty everyone is and what's the point and we make fun of people's hair and then they die. more sad than dark. or nihilistic? what's the thing called where nothing really matters and people are petty and then you die? the nails had a song about it. christianity? not the nails, the fools!

Whiney is OTM, the rise of social internet has revealed that most people think it's glamorous as fuck to be the party guest with an opinion about which episode of the Brady Bunch was the one where the seams started to show

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, January 7, 2015 1:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Lol

See ILX is actually the one place I feel where I can challop without feeling like I'm challoping cause it's so accepted and unremarkable aruond here

You're not gonna catch me on facebook saying clickhole sucks now

clickhole's main joke seems to be that other things are vacant and unfunny. well sure, but it's not a very good joke.

― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Thursday, June 19, 2014 1:56 PM (6 months ago)

Like, point me to the last time an ilxor was truly knocked on their ass by another ilxor's CHALLENGING OPINION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oiBSCypUYY

Like, point me to the last time an ilxor was truly knocked on their ass by another ilxor's CHALLENGING OPINION

What happened to socially/politically concious rappers

You're not gonna catch me on facebook

shoulda stopped right here

fwiw i still like clickhole dot com a lot but the benji franx one sucked

i think if anything the 'they said that?' feature has been getting stronger & stronger. also nice that they can do callbacks to earlier classics like the missing velvets

clickhole's main joke seems to be that other things are vacant and unfunny. well sure, but it's not a very good joke.

― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Thursday, June 19, 2014 1:56 PM (6 months ago)

― contenderizer, Thursday, January 8, 2015 4:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its the only joke

well that and fart jokes

clickhole is a funny website

http://i.imgur.com/RIAXiW1.jpg

This is the first Clickhole post I ever saw and still possibly my favorite. And it's dark. http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-classic-90s-toys-werent-fun-anymore-after-911-333

Another favorite is this line

Opened up the trunk of your nice dad’s wonderful Saab and shouted the word “Fuck!” into it so many times that the resale value of the car went down by half

^^^that is still the best clickhole piece

dying right now at the one goon just posted

tbf it is kind of moving

clickhole already probably has had probably like 10 of the funniest things I've seen in the last several years just since it opened mere months ago, I'm not really at the point of challoping it yet.

goon, you are a prince among men for that tbh

http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-things-all-indian-parents-said-unison-yesterday-1663?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

it is v moving xp

wtf man alive what

"A lifeguard came by to help them because he assumed they were strokin' out from the rays, but they weren't strokin' out at all, and didn't need his help at all."

You are what Google has been looking for. Your home in the moon is waiting.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/fyi-you-can-buy-much-human-hair-you-want-and-you-w-1297

http://www.clickhole.com/article/heartwarming-fraternity-brother-came-out-gay-and-w-1666

“I am glad that so many people enjoy the red gravy that erupts from our heads, but I’m afraid it is no longer worth the ceaseless anguish,” Jainukul’s statement went on to say.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/stock-sriracha-fans-family-produces-every-ounce-sr-1519

#sorrynotsorry #nomnom #earfluid #yummysecretions

dark subtext

sriracha more like appropriation of srurplus value amirite

http://www.clickhole.com/article/average-woman-anthropologist-blended-thousands-fac-1347

Back to great

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10845865_1544450619128532_2060284805815274666_o.jpg

Is that Heath Ledger

yes

good

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/check-out-these-wheres-waldo-images-waldo-removed-1706

one for the parents out there:

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-2-month-old-son-wont-stop-demanding-soda-grown--1721?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

irl lol^

http://i.imgur.com/G8HzI8P.png

So tempted to put that on fb...

go nuts man https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos/a.1461385317435063.1073741828.1439042583002670/1544772042429723