What Can't You Find On The Internet?

Plasmon, you genius!! I'd been googling it in bloody Russian and hadn't found anything! Thank you.

How To Dress Well's "Live Yourself" mix, either for download or purchase.

Nm, found it!

The parody of this magazine cover featuring Hillary Clinton.

http://i.imgur.com/QCxKFhq.jpg

It was published by Esquire circa. 1999-2001.

A chronological list of the complete Elephant 6 discography.

A year or two ago I found an archive of what appeared to be a currently running public access show (or an otherwise obscure local television show). Probably from the greater New England area? I think it was called "____'s Show". The tagline of the show was "____'s Show is your show." It seemed like every episode had different hosts, or were pulled from a large pool of hosts.

A .jpg or similar of the poster included in the 1990s rykodisc elvis costello box set of elvis w a machine gun in his mouth accompanied by the text "don't join"

closest I could find

http://i.imgur.com/XNHgISD.jpg

Frustratingly any link to a sale on an Acid Jazz box set that was on my facebook feed this morning. Supposed to be through Harmless records but I can't see the box listed on their homepage, even for full price.

I can't find the thing that was on my feed earlier either. Assume that any time i go into facebook from another source i'm not going to find exactly the same feed as I had earlier anyway. Plus I don't think I was intentionally linked or subscribed to anything to do with harmless records. Did wonder why it was on my feed but it did look tempting.
I just was on my phone when i first saw it and have far less access or display on that than on my computer. Now can't find it again. Looked on their Facebook page and it seems to be weeks behind the current date and no sign of the offer which I think was newer.

a google image match on pplains' image brings up the actual Don't Join poster

http://www.amazon.com/Elvis-Costello-Mercenary-Armed-Forces/dp/B0040QFRI0

and here's some interesting background on the original
https://jonmwessel.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/design-barney-bubbles/

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all the acid jazz box set links seem to be from 25th anniversary in 2012

I admit, I stopped once I got to that pic, figured it was time for bed.

wow thx guys

The (fake?) CALIFORNIA LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE/BIG NIGHT FOR SANTORUM newspaper

this youtube from like 2008 or 2009 of a dude showing off the variety of snacks/beverages he had in his refrigerator so as to be preapared to make any woman he brought home feel comfortable-- feel like this was posted to an ilx thread but i cant remember which, maybe buried on 77 somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

first you get the money, then you get the well-stocked refrigerator, then you get the women

yesssss thank u

its p sound advice imo, i do recollect my former gf commenting to her sister that 'he always has such a good beverage selection'

not good enough tho eh

Ladies can't say no to spray bottles of You Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

a gif, or even a video or img of some old hanna barbera / looney tunes etc. cartoon (surely this happened in more than one) where a cat goes through a wash/dry cycle and floats out in a big puffball.

Perhaps you wanted a more generic/anonymous cat but I remembered this happening in the Pink Panther and there it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94584UUw1Q

Feel like there's a Tom and Jerry too but I'm at work and should probably stop watching cartoons.

thanks a passing spacecadet. I seem to remember it happening by accident? I dunno. Keep watching cartoons at work!

an etext (in English) of Jean Ray's novel Malpertuis

one Christmas -- I wanna say around 1991 -- A Current Affair did a Christmas song; some singers came on with I think just a simple mall-piano accompaniment, these were piano-lounge types. It was clearly just a lark somebody ran with, the credits ran over it while the singers mugged: "A Current Affair! Satanic killings! A Current Affair!" etc.

tune's been stuck in my head ever since but the internet does not seem to remember it.

someone once posted a link on ilx to a scooby doo writer's website where they described how challenging it was to create bad guys after a couple seasons...any leads?

which scooby doo series?

the original one

http://www.erictb.info/scoobystory.html

this one?

there are a few skits from the tracey ullman show that i remember fondly and precisely that simply do not exist on the internet, all these many years later. no scripts, no videos.

there was also a list put together by some british music magazine -- a list of great heartbreak songs, called "heartbreakers." it was a pretty interesting mix of the well-known and the obscure, ranging across genres (rock, soul, country, pop, etc.) and decades (from the 1940s to the early 2000s IIRC). i learned about a lot of great music from this list, which /was/ on the internet once upon a time. but in the past decade it seems to have entirely disappeared.

it had songs by lewis taylor, slapp happy, don covay, scott walker, etc. etc.

@NV yes and thanks!!

something about Mariah rehearsing Vision of Love, like a clip must have just surfaced on the internet or something and someone was like "you have to watch it," because why would he have referenced it if it weren't trending

audio here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf79i3mwbY8

audio of the ballad of a gentle laxative, I would kill or die to hear it again

the Real Sex series from HBO in the 90s

thank you Joan!!!! i think that's exactly what it was!

sure thing! makes me happy to have found it!

:)

the cover of a 7" by a band called mouse (or something similar) drawn by ted mckeever. or a mention that such a thing exists. i know i added it to a list of ted mckeever's art sometime before 1999 and i have a copy in a box somewhere at home but now, sat at me desk at work, i can't find it. and that annoys me.

(and it's not Magic Bone's 'Faraway', although he also did the cover for that - http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAGIC-BONE-Faraway-Couples-Night-7-NEW-GARAGE-OOP-/400403575246 )

crisis averted: http://beyondfailure.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/mouse.html

I thought I posted this already, but apparently not. In 1989, a guy in my fifth grade class wore a novelty t shirt to school that used the word frog in the place of the word "fuck". It had dozens of variations, which I can't actually remember but may have included things like motherfrogger, frog you, that's frogged up, etc. About halfway through the morning, he got sent to the principal's office and his mother had to being him a replacement shirt. I'd love to find an image of this shirt.

I'm intrigued as to whether Wikipedia has answered Tom's initial question...

And it has!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_That%27s_What_I_Call_Music!_discography

that jumping dolphin gif where it flies @ u face and breaks the fourth wall

any visual confirmation anywhere of the ramen-spaghetti product Suddenly Spaghetti which as a child I considered the height of cuisine

doesn't look like it but what's better than ancient trademark info, i ask you

(never heard of this btw)

I am guessing it was west-coast only. I was a ramen-dependent child and this stuff was the best

Somehow I have heard of this, even though I left CA in 1975 and that trademark is from '77.