Things You Just Don't Care About

one of them is the feeling of reaching the bottom of a bottle of chardonnay and hearing the word "chardonnay" in your head and knowing that your body is now full of chardonnay

mcsweeney's. i don't think i've ever laughed at or been amused by anything i've ever read in it.

When some animals go extinct.

maybe i am just referring to the "internet tendency"? whatever it is that people link to on facebook because they are "witty and sophisticated"

see that shit terrifies and depresses me xp

it's because they never participated in any marathons, right?

glad to hear jeff is fighting the good fight against caring about our extinction event.

I want some chardonnay

I dropped a black fly in your glass.

drinkin' wine, char-do-nay-ee

i ctrl+F'd "what you think, MOM!" and didn't come up with any results

???

i'm assuming everyone else on this board is 15 as well

sorry dude, i am 17

your new year's party's theme ("unusual hats")

New Year parties.

new years. in general.

i was so happy to not care about seth rogan and then someone had to hack my playstation. THAT woke me up in a big way. it's christmas day and i can't play resogun? i finally knew how all those ferguson and gaza strip protesters must feel...

christmas ruiner:

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damn lizard squad...

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99% of war movies

world war ii

"war heroes"

genealogy

"my great great great great aunt's cousin came over on the mayflower" wow u must be so interesting

bandcamp releases

I'm taking this thread to mean "things you cant be bothered with but care enough about to mention them dismissively"

Oliver Stone

Nihilist poseurs

what you take this thread for *snaps fingers*

lol

oliver stone! sheesh, there's a blast from the past...

kinda like saying you don't care about R.L. Stine or The Baby-Sitter's Club.

Ladies and Germs, let's give a warm welcome for Oliver Poseur & The Nihilist Stoners

"tahhhhm, is on mah sandwisch, yes it ihyiz"

I honestly don't know if I've seen an Oliver Stone film. *checks for a minute* I've seen a bit of Platoon and it seemed okay.

If we listed things we really don't care about in the slightest it'd be about things like the color of your neighbors eyes, what the bestselling type of denim is, the history of screws and rivets.

Unless your neighbour has beautiful eyes, you love denim or work with denim or written a history of screws and rivets.

fuck mayne u picked the wrong thread the wrong night

More...

the majority of soup flavours

first person shooter games (although I have some fondness for early Doom, Quake, TimeSplitters and Bioshock visual/sound elements)

Amazingly I found a few flavours of soup was loved recently.

soup I loved recently.

television ratings

"If we listed things we didn't really care about, it would be impossible: how would we know about them to list them?

Waving our hands in the air like we don't care, is this not the most transparent indication of our deep commitment, a fraudulent face saving subterfuge liable to result in the non-saving of the faces of others when we accidentally (or perhaps purposefully) poke them in the eye with our fraudulently flying fingers?"

- Roland Barthe Thimpson

When animals go extinct is a horribly depressing thing to not care about.

If you don't care about that you're a wanker.

eh, they'll come back. or something will, when we're all gone.

if you tell ppl what they should care about you're a wanker imo

depends what animals

im not telling anyone what to care about although I admit it was rude to call him a wanker. it's really awful to not care about that, though.

Apparently what makes one "a wanker" is definable; heaven forbid anybody should confuse sharing that definition with telling people what they should care about. That would be controlling behavior and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

Animals have been going extinct on their own or bc of climate change or seasonal weather patterns or volcanoes ruining their habitat or other animals eating them for as long as there have been animals. Human intervention is sad and everything but we're only even aware of the ones that have died off in written human history. There are worse problems imo.

Like genealogy afficionados.

anyway, everybody wanks, let's be sex positive people

Ancestry.com says my great-great grandfather shot the last passenger pigeon in the wild, sorry about that.