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haha goddammit i both posted, and was the subject of, a craigslist missed connection this week.
-- f--gg (gffcnn...), March 16th, 2005 7:09 PM.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

just a bit of fun

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, sacramento is my PARADISE.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It got me goin'!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

so cold for so long

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I lied. I was still totally hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well duh

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG teh horn pwns me! Last night I had a sex dream involving Elastigirl from Teh Incredibles argh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I called my ex (who lives in Covelo, California now) the other day just to check up on her and stuff and all she can talk about is how much she misses our sex and I'm like "okay then Cl4r4 come home!" and she's like "I can't, I would never get anything done"...fuck that, come home and fuck!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has revived this thread three times...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She can go alllllll night.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and teeny, you are easily one of the best-fucked people I know. If I were you, I'd get a shirt that says "I'm a Well-Fucked Woman, Who The Hell Are You?"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

I wouldn't know...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Teeny could wear a shirt that says "ME = TEH MAN".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has revived this thread three times...

Mama always said 'play to your strengths.'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You should revive ALL threads then!

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel this one most represents who I am as a person. A horny person.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness? Do you believe horniness to be genetic, or learned? There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness. Hoow do they make you feel?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I could be mistaken, but I have a feeling that this thread is closer to Luna's heart than any other thread out there. DAMNIT XXPOST.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, if I weren't feeling so stressed out and un-sexy at the moment, I'd be horny, too. And once again, it would be for you.

― mmm hmmm, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness?

I, too, have wondered if Luna is ever troubled by my raging boner that consistently points westward.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we pilot ships by you?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness.

We can cure you of your horniness! All you must do is worship deeply and vigorously our sacred symbol of fertility!

― International Brotherhood of the Ten-Inch Wang (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Firstly, I must point out that this thread has virtually nothing to do with my heart.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness?

I am never worried about it. They can react or not, doesn't matter.

Do you believe horniness to be genetic, or learned?

Speculating as to whether horniness is genetic or learned would force me to consider whether or not my parents were or are horny, and I absolutely refuse to do this. My mother already told me once that my dad isn't circumsized, and that was horror enough for me, thanks. I'm going with learned.

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness. Hoow do they make you feel?

Like sending them a case of sex toys.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, if I weren't feeling so stressed out and un-sexy at the moment, I'd be horny, too. And once again, it would be for you.

Geez, at least email me!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

In that case, yes, I would agree. This is the thread closest to my clitoris.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you holding your splendid crotch up next to the screen?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

One of these days, I'll be able to post something to this thread that doesn't make me ashamed to exist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, at least email me!

Luna: Resident ILX Sex Therapist

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes me sound a little too much like Dr. Ruth...

Anyway, speaking of sex toys, while doing a little online shopping for my best friend's bridal shower/bachelorette party yesterday, I bought more for myself than for her.

I am a maniac.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the count on your toy collection?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's have a full inventory

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

recommendations pls.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Teens, maybe it's time you start that thread...

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Off the top of my head:

8 vibrators: one pink glitter, one purple with anal probe thing, one rabbit, one mini 'whisper quiet' (I ordered that one yesterday), one jelly, one that lights up (why, I really couldn't say), one g spot stimulator and the hitachi magic wand.

4 dildoes: one red, one 'lifelike', one 'suction mounted' and one glass.

anal beads, a butt plug or two, panties with remote, the 'butterfly massager', and handcuffs, as well as an assortment and array of lubes, potions and ungents. Oh, and honey dust with application feathers.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Honey dust?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

panties with remote

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

*jaw drops*

SO JEALOUS

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/0220.jpg

Pure, rich honey is used in this soft and erotic flavored body dust. Brush it onto your lover with the handcrafted feather duster and your lover will feel like an exotic, perfumed breeze is blowing against their bare skin. Then gently trace your lover's contours with your mouth and intake the sweet smell and taste of honey while you both enjoy the silky smooth feel of the Honey Dust between your warm bodies. Delicious.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*enlightened*

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

panties with remote

LIKE THE BATMOBILE!?!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*speaking into watch/spy-phone*

HE'S GETTING AWAY...PANTIES, I NEED YOU, STAT!

*panties leap into action*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, does it light up so you can find it in the dark?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha - not exactly, nick. (but seriously, how cool would that be?)

and it might, Jimmy, I really have no idea why. Maybe they think that the cervix doesn't get enough light.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's ment to be used in conjunction with a speculum?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

...like those magnifying eyeglasses with the little flashlights attatched?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly, but I think it'd get in the way, more than anything.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I guess that's a few too many vegetables in the pie...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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