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I don't know if I'm any good at sex, but I like practicing.

I think I'm a pretty bad boyfriend. I don't know--I'm getting better but it never is quite enough.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in Italy in 1991 in the middle of a very hot summer I spent a month with only 3 pairs of pants, none of which got cleaned during that time.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i confess to thinking Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' is a stupendously good record

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i find both Big Time and Sledgehammer painful to listen to

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i worry too much and cry WAY too much lately.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many of the above confessions apply to me too for me to be able to copy and post them all again. I am beyond help.

― silver girl, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I like quitting smoking. Or maybe I do like quitting smoking, and that's why I always start up again, because I like the withdrawal. Am I sick or what?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't swim.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not alone, Eisbar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the reason why i can't swim is b/c i almost drowned when i was 9.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing so traumatic for me, thankfully. I just found that floating was beyond me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe it's all those quarters in yr shorts.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I had no quarters at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm crap at pool. I hate football, and I cannot figure out how to bet at horse-racing to save my very life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx as well as Jamie West-Oram is one of my favourite guitar players. I really like to sing even though I know I'm lousy at it. I don't like hockey as much as a good Canadian boy is supposed to. I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i just bought the classix nouveaux best-of cd.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

Oh, speak `dat truth, Brother Bryan!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I once ran over someone's cat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

and i like coldplay :-o

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I once kicked my old dog, who is now dead.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So you kicked him to death, you sicko!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I really like Christopher Pike books. When I was 14 I stole Suede lyrics and turned them in at school as poems. I used to be in love with Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. I really like natural disaster movies.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I killed all my brother's fish when I was 4 because I took them out and put them in my piggy bank so they could "go on vacation". I was too dumb to get the fish + water = happy fish and fish + no water = dead fish thing.

I put them back and never confessed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

there are two Barenaked Ladies songs that i like a lot. "Blame it On Me" and "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a jealous heart.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a coke addict.

― boywasIdumb (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a dimetapp DM addict. Seriously.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I borrow books from people and read them in the bathtub. I think Scott Peterson is cute.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I am acutely paranoid and terrified of abandonment which causes me to push people away constantly. Also I used to hate eggs but now I do not.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid of people who want to be good to me, and usually find a way to make them get pissed off and leave me before giving the relationship a chance to work.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i cant whistle :(

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I may be allergic to certain antibiotics.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i think impure thoughts at all times.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am increasingly impatient of nervous/shy/depressed people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm prone to road rage.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my low self-esteem and complete lack of self-confidance cause me to constantly seek the approval of others. I cannot handle it when people are mad or upset with me, and i don't stop using favor to try to make things better, even if i go over the top.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I likewise cannot whistle.

I also 'throw like a girl', due to being left-handed but learning sporty things as a kid right-handed.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am often let-down when I see I am not on the 'Laugh out loud' threads even when I thought I'd been dead funny.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

When I started playing baseball when I was 5 or 6, my parents bought me a left-handed glove (i.e. it went on my right hand) because they thought that a child so absolutely NOT WITH IT must be a leftie. No suck luck!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am incredibly lazy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I, too, throw like a girl.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear I am now trying to out-do people on this fuckign confession thread, as if being a twat/idiot/fuck-up/emotionally-cold asshole was some kidn of achievement.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What would give you that idea?
http://www.art-start.org/images/oprah.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wink. I'm really clumsy with chopsticks.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

im bad with chopsticks too, and i'm korean!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

due to how i talk, my speaking voice is higher than it should be, since I don't talk from my lower chest, as i do when i sing.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a terrible dresser.
Sometimes I look awesome, but lately, I've noticed around noon that I put absolutely no thought into what I throw over my skin & bones and have on several occasions worn the same colour pants as shirt (today for example) and thus look like a big dork.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a pathalogical hatred of those who write slash fiction.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also deathly afraid of having people not like me and tend to be very moody and irritable when people don't instantly take a shine to me. As I said on the shtick thread I am self-deprecating because I actually think I'm cool but want others to contradict my negative self-assessments.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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