Gay Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts

According to the ACLU, once the stay is lifted, Florida must recognize all same-sex marriages performed out of state.

This is a great step forward, but to me it was more exciting that the SCOTUS voted 7-2 against Florida's attempt to extend a stay against recognizing gay marriages to Alfred. People who hate gay marriage to Alfred should read the writing on the wall and quake in their shoes.

People who gay marry me will quake in their shoes!

Me and Alfred have secretly been already gay married.

shh!

Who will be the first to demand gay divorce from alfred

Done and done.

I'm surprised Alito left his buddies out to dry

my name is ALFRED

Alfred Alito, from the Supreme Critical Court

A character actress!

I can do this part anyway you want!

All About Alf

Tuesday wedding bells!

Let's get gay married!

Sure. Open bar though, right?

No lie: Last week I dreamed that Alfred was engaged my sister but decided to marry me at the last minute instead! Dunno why he wanted to - I was too intimidated to talk movies with him so we just made small talk instead.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee)

Mixology came up too, I trust.

https://twitter.com/CharlieCrist/status/552459044875931648

but not his Facebook status

btw guy I'm free after 3 p.m. I'm going to a reception for two close women friends who tie the knot in Broward this morning. Anyone wanna make it a double header?

send plane ticket & prenup

"Burn every copy of It's a Wonderful Life."

Some snowy night in front of the fire.

Eric, you're a Debbie Gibson girl.

Killer to killer.

Will watch sitcom about Alfred, Eric, Morbius as retirees living in Havana

http://glitterballblood.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/going_in_style_article_story_main.jpg

Morbius reading Humanizing the Vacuum newsletter in large print.

my two friends made front page NYT stand alone today.

sounds kinda mean

game on:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/17/us/supreme-court-to-decide-whether-gays-nationwide-can-marry.html

Until it happens, I need to hire someone to sift through marriage proposals. Reward: marriage.

I could see this going 6-3 rather than 5-4 just b/c of Roberts wanting to deprive Kennedy the privilege of writing the controlling opinion.

though I guess Kennedy joining some sort of tortured "leave it up to the states"/stare decisis punt is roughly as likely

Did you know Ed Droste from Grizzly Bear is gay-divorced already?

http://www.metroweekly.com/2015/01/federal-judge-strikes-down-alabama-same-sex-marriage-ban/

ALABAMA

i feel like alabama is the jenga piece that makes the whole fucker go over; like how can you argue alabama is ready for this but the rest of the country is too conservative minded to handle the transition

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) got down to the nitty-gritty in the Senate Judiciary confirmation hearings for Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch, asking Eric Holder’s potential replacement to explicate the constitutional difference between gay marriage and polygamy. “What’s the legal difference between a ban on same-sex marriage being unconstitutional but a ban on polygamy being constitutional? Could you try to articulate how one could be banned under the constitution and the other not?” “Well, senator, I have not been involved in the argument or analysis of the cases that have gone before the Supreme Court,” Lynch replied. “And I’m not comfortable undertaking legal analysis without having had the ability to undertake a review of the relevant facts and the precedent there. So I certainly would not be able to provide you with that analysis at this point in time, but I look forward to continuing the discussions with you.”

my short answer (not a legal scholar: disclaimer) has always been that polygamy requires a legal framework that does not exist in regards to spousal rights, inheritance, etc. And then I figure there would be a historical argument to be made that polygamous marriages have been to enforce unbalanced power relationships between but I dunno that seems shakier.

My answer is "any group of consenting adults should be able to do with each other what they will"; I couldn't possibly care less if polygamy was legalized.

I absolutely care from the standpoint of coercive relationships involving adults and minors but if a bunch of 30-year-olds want to start a group-spouse commune, why should I care?

DJP otm

yeah that's p much how I feel too

but from a legal standpoint it seems like polygamy requires a bunch of laws/regulations that two-person marriage does not. Changing who the two people are in a two-person marriage doesn't really impact the definition of what marriage is from a legal standpoint. But having three people in a marriage ... well who has what rights in the case of a divorce, for example? I'm not saying this is an insurmountable problem, just that the law doesn't currently deal with the question.

DJP, I need an answer soon.

Agree that polygamous unions would require a bunch of new legal framework, but it's just a matter of time. (In my own lifetime? Maybe. Maybe not.)

A sound legal framework that protects the interests of all the individuals involved (including offspring) is urgent & key for any form of marriage.

I kinda think it'll be a more uphill battle given that challenge tbh

also not a battle I particularly give a shit about

but they're an aggrieved, besieged minority

are they?

are we talking about mormons here

a subset of Mormons, plus a smattering of bigamists