Bait My Clickhole

man there really need to be more "wodehousing" photos in that.

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How the heck does that weird, obscured text work? Did I miss something?

oystein is supergenius

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missed this one the first time round http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/darkness-we-are-all-kim-possible-749

this is one of the more shameless things I've seen of late https://medium.com/@aaaaaaaaaandrew/today-i-learned-something-about-my-boyfriend-that-no-girl-should-ever-have-to-discover-7799910315af

http://i.imgur.com/mI8P7XB.png

this had me crying with laughter: http://www.clickhole.com/video/inspirational-deaf-woman-hears-music-first-time-1491

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, November 25, 2014 12:21 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the funniest thing on this site

#6 & 7

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-most-badass-eating-challenges-america-1525

Also:

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/2946/1x1/300.jpg

“I am particularly fond of squee-deeee, but I have to admit chung-ka-chung is also a favorite.”
—Eric Clapton
On his guitar playing style

I think Clickhole has fallen off a steep cliff but they still make some gems http://www.clickhole.com/video/wow-only-knowing-few-words-song-didnt-stop-him-sin-1651

http://www.clickhole.com/article/benjamin-franklins-daily-schedule-will-make-you-fe-1655

is that one offered up in defense of dayos thesis?

i agree re the decline but i thought that was a good one :'(

this had me crying with laughter: http://www.clickhole.com/video/inspirational-deaf-woman-hears-music-first-time-1491

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, November 25, 2014 12:21 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the funniest thing on this site

― and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, January 1, 2015 11:33 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shared this on facebook and just got a replies from a couple of olds:

R______________ WTH? That wasn't music...and waaaaaay too loud!! DUMB!!!
Yesterday at 1:30pm · Like · 1
M______________ No hearing professional would have recommended that. Pah!
23 hrs · Like · 1

Don't know if I won or lost.

unfriend

i havent noticed a fall off but ive never been into all of the stuff they published, just here & there

this made me laugh more than the big bang theory one

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-hobbett-1599

charting the "fall off" of site that's existed for like seven months is the type of obsessive tv-recapper generation overanalyzation that clickhole would make fun of

clickhole probably would have made a mixtape of non-witch house music for witch house fans too

Not every website can have the longevity and cultivated brand recognition of a SPIN

that doesn't really contradict his point, SPIN was around for 2 decades plus

he had a point?

Lmao deej never change

"charting"

Whiney is OTM, the rise of social internet has revealed that most people think it's glamorous as fuck to be the party guest with an opinion about which episode of the Brady Bunch was the one where the seams started to show

I didn't really get the joke of this one (and it genuinely made me a little sad!):

http://www.clickhole.com/post/7-celebs-who-were-awkward-teens-1669?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

they are all dead. i think that's the joke.

the onion has always had a fair volume pieces that don't quite hit a target but are generally in the area of one and that will have to do. in this case: celebrity fixation + celebrities are people too + ???? + death is sad = satire

o god that teens one is dark

its a pretty straight up juxtaposition of not just death but dark depressing death with celeb-media celebration of youth and potential. the execution is like some minimalist composition, melody not in the notes themselves but in the hidden notes hovering between the overtones of the notes you hear.

it also kinda feels like they're pushing a "generate article" button and it randomly rolled 7 celebs-as-teens pictures where they're all dead -- especially the hyper-generic last comment... "Just goes to show you: The grass is always greener. Amazing!" (i assume this is generic?)

dark as fuck for sure

yeah i didn't think that was very amusing
i don't really like this site tbh

people really like to smooth over unfunny & cruel Onion bits by calling them "dark"

eye of the beholder tbf

is that actually yr take crut - people are "smoothing over" these things by calling them "dark"? what's their purported motivation for smoothing them over?

it's just something i see happen a lot: the onion posts something legitimately fucked up, and people go "oooh, that's some dark humor there!"

...ok? this seems like a genuinely darkly comic piece about how celebrity discourse is kinda dehumanizing and gross

it's a things that make you go hmmmm... moment.

isn't one of the defining characteristics of "dark humor" being really fucked up?

Yeah when something is offensive/fucked up it doesn't mean that was the only intention behind it.

may favorite onion things have been the ones that are dark beyond belief -- porkin across america most of all i think

lots of humor is at once funny and misery inducing, or funny because misery inducing

no see what i'm saying is everything should be censored and nobody should be allowed to be funny

a-ha!

finally the truth

i mean nobody thinks the deceased are the targets of disrespect and/or 'the gag' right or

Yeah, this is like Sex House, the joke is on the tone-deaf autopilot voice of the people who write real articles like this all the time.

"this seems like a genuinely darkly comic piece about how celebrity discourse is kinda dehumanizing and gross"

people are kinda dehumanizing and gross. obviously celebrities are under a microscope more. but the clickhole thing to me is just about the banality of everything and how petty everyone is and what's the point and we make fun of people's hair and then they die. more sad than dark. or nihilistic? what's the thing called where nothing really matters and people are petty and then you die? the nails had a song about it. christianity? not the nails, the fools!