Bait My Clickhole

well now you and i both know about get covered illinois

maryland health connection's fucking me over so maybe i'll move and give it a try

i think part of the whole raison d'etre of Clickhole is that they can go ahead and work any kind of advertisement or mention of sponsors into the site and it just kind of enhances the verisimilitude instead of detracting from it like it often does on The Onion.

All those "Lesser sites" are real, even though they look like parodies also.

that's what i mean. the whole genre their parodying constantly looks like a self-parody, so they can make easy revenue off of filling the page with ads/links that make it look more 'real.'

i think part of the whole raison d'etre of Clickhole is that they can go ahead and work any kind of advertisement or mention of sponsors into the site and it just kind of enhances the verisimilitude instead of detracting from it like it often does on The Onion.

― some dude, Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I said that since day one, but the only sponsor I ever see is Jack Links jerky

Well, something similar to that, not that exactly, obv

http://www.clickhole.com/video/home-holidays-8-high-school-friends-you-always-run-1635

haha was just about to post that

irl lolz

http://i.imgur.com/aKeGwzQ.png

THE BEST

myrrh

ALSO THE BEST

the velvets are back!

:D

http://www.clickhole.com/article/cosby-fans-rejoice-heres-way-enjoy-cosby-show-with-1613

http://www.clickhole.com/article/everything-you-need-know-about-dangerous-teen-tren-1138

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/6549/original/640.jpg

man there really need to be more "wodehousing" photos in that.

hah, video in The C̶͞͠͝͏̳̝̟͖o̡͡͏͕͙̖̮̤͙̯̙̯͓̦̞͖̗̦s҉̷҉͎͚̲̞̳̩̙͍b̷̢̛̤͓̫̲̳͚̻͉͉̲̜̝̯̭̦̗̀y͕̞͚̭̰͖͍͍̰͕̜̜̖̮̺̞̝̰͘ Show one is pretty amazing. Particularly the second scene.

How the heck does that weird, obscured text work? Did I miss something?

oystein is supergenius

Z̖͇ͅA̗̰͍̲̹͢L̪̖͞G͖̫̲͖̫Ǫ͔̜̦͚̖̳

T͈̙͖ͣ̋̄͠h̯̀͂̎͂̽̑͟ͅaͯ̆҉̹̳͇̫ṇ͒ͬͪͨk̩͚ ̘̩͙̱̄̓͘y͉̒̈́͆͛ͪ̆o͌͊̈́ͬ̈́̆̑ǘ͖̻̼̤̈̔̊͑ͧ̏!̣͕́́

missed this one the first time round http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/darkness-we-are-all-kim-possible-749

this is one of the more shameless things I've seen of late https://medium.com/@aaaaaaaaaandrew/today-i-learned-something-about-my-boyfriend-that-no-girl-should-ever-have-to-discover-7799910315af

http://i.imgur.com/mI8P7XB.png

this had me crying with laughter: http://www.clickhole.com/video/inspirational-deaf-woman-hears-music-first-time-1491

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, November 25, 2014 12:21 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the funniest thing on this site

#6 & 7

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-most-badass-eating-challenges-america-1525

Also:

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/2946/1x1/300.jpg

“I am particularly fond of squee-deeee, but I have to admit chung-ka-chung is also a favorite.”
—Eric Clapton
On his guitar playing style

I think Clickhole has fallen off a steep cliff but they still make some gems http://www.clickhole.com/video/wow-only-knowing-few-words-song-didnt-stop-him-sin-1651

http://www.clickhole.com/article/benjamin-franklins-daily-schedule-will-make-you-fe-1655

is that one offered up in defense of dayos thesis?

i agree re the decline but i thought that was a good one :'(

this had me crying with laughter: http://www.clickhole.com/video/inspirational-deaf-woman-hears-music-first-time-1491

― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, November 25, 2014 12:21 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the funniest thing on this site

― and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, January 1, 2015 11:33 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shared this on facebook and just got a replies from a couple of olds:

R______________ WTH? That wasn't music...and waaaaaay too loud!! DUMB!!!
Yesterday at 1:30pm · Like · 1
M______________ No hearing professional would have recommended that. Pah!
23 hrs · Like · 1

Don't know if I won or lost.

unfriend

i havent noticed a fall off but ive never been into all of the stuff they published, just here & there

this made me laugh more than the big bang theory one

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-hobbett-1599

charting the "fall off" of site that's existed for like seven months is the type of obsessive tv-recapper generation overanalyzation that clickhole would make fun of

clickhole probably would have made a mixtape of non-witch house music for witch house fans too

Not every website can have the longevity and cultivated brand recognition of a SPIN

that doesn't really contradict his point, SPIN was around for 2 decades plus

he had a point?

Lmao deej never change

"charting"

Whiney is OTM, the rise of social internet has revealed that most people think it's glamorous as fuck to be the party guest with an opinion about which episode of the Brady Bunch was the one where the seams started to show

I didn't really get the joke of this one (and it genuinely made me a little sad!):

http://www.clickhole.com/post/7-celebs-who-were-awkward-teens-1669?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

they are all dead. i think that's the joke.

the onion has always had a fair volume pieces that don't quite hit a target but are generally in the area of one and that will have to do. in this case: celebrity fixation + celebrities are people too + ???? + death is sad = satire

o god that teens one is dark

its a pretty straight up juxtaposition of not just death but dark depressing death with celeb-media celebration of youth and potential. the execution is like some minimalist composition, melody not in the notes themselves but in the hidden notes hovering between the overtones of the notes you hear.