feast your eyes, future people
― goole, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
I had my facial tattoo a couple of years ago. The design is based on the ex-boxer Mike Tyson’s. I don’t actually like him that much – he’s not someone I look up to – but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face, and then saw his picture and thought his tattoo looked really good.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 December 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3039668/hallmark-apologizes-for-selling-hanukkah-paper-covered-in-swastikas
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)
Something directly copied from someone I don't like or respect
― Josefa, Saturday, 13 December 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't:http://mic.com/articles/106974/we-asked-men-to-draw-vaginas-to-prove-an-important-point
― man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/01/08/kareem-abdul-jabbar-to-publish-a-novel-about-sherlock-holmess-brother-mycroft/
― Øystein, Friday, 9 January 2015 00:47 (eleven years ago)
The mobile nytimes is a harsh mistress
― Zings of Oblivion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 January 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)
KAJ's entire post-basketball career has just been people being surprised he has interests and talents besides basketball
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 9 January 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)
This one quote felt so Onion-esque
"You know what it feels like when you don't have a good internet connection. Everything is buffering, you're trying to download a video, you got that little circle thing that goes round and around. It's really aggravating," Obama said.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/13/7541253/obama-wants-cheaper-broadband-in-the-us
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:03 (eleven years ago)
Holy shit you guys dont seriously average 100+mbps in youtr contry and complain its SLOW, do you?
How about 1mbs? Or dialup/satellite speed? #fuckin3rdworlddesert
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:20 (eleven years ago)
we invented the internet goddamnit, no one should be faster than US
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (eleven years ago)
lol as if that happens in the white house, xp
"Michelle, did you call Comcast?!"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (eleven years ago)
I don't think we average 100mbps, fwiw. I pay extra for like 30mbps.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:14 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I was thinking it seemed a bit OTT
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:17 (eleven years ago)
I've got 100Mbps FTTP in my apartment from a local ISP but they're doing like line-of-sight microwave to the Westin or something so it's kind of cheating, infrastructure-wise
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:58 (eleven years ago)
Say no more!
"Testimony has covered everything from the assassinations of drug lords to the inner workings of the motorsport industry."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 08:03 (eleven years ago)
Florida cops used black mugshots as target practice
http://news.sky.com/story/1409452/cops-used-black-mugshots-as-target-practice
― Alba, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)
http://whnt.com/2015/01/12/alice-program-arms-children-with-cans-books-to-fight-off-classroom-intruders/
wtf
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:34 (eleven years ago)
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― écorché (S-), Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:48 (eleven years ago)
xp omg the stupidity
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 January 2015 22:19 (eleven years ago)
not onion per se but... something
"The Sundays Reveal Plans For New Music In Rare Interview With American Airlines’ Inflight Magazine"
http://www.stereogum.com/1677331/the-sundays-reveal-plans-for-new-music-in-rare-interview-with-american-airlines-inflight-magazine/news/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:55 (eleven years ago)
Five-year-old misses friend's birthday party and gets invoice for £15.95
― rad naps (+ +), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:36 (eleven years ago)
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, January 19, 2015 12:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's kind of Spinal Tap
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:37 (eleven years ago)
it really is!
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:51 (eleven years ago)
Rapist blames ankle monitor for low self-esteem and social phobia
― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:34 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B71AywxCEAAP2R4.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:06 (eleven years ago)
http://pitchfork.com/news/58191-bob-dylan-giving-new-album-away-to-50000-aarp-magazine-subscribers/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:25 (eleven years ago)
Shit that looks like a Clickhole article, but isn'thttp://www.vocativ.com/gallery/culture/photos/isis-japan-hostage-manga/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=japan&utm_campaign=jan1
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:55 (eleven years ago)
McDonald's to Accept Selfies and Hugs as Payment
http://buff.ly/1yVxYId
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:41 (eleven years ago)
end times man
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:38 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/29/catty-sarah-palin-speech-inadvertently-raises-50k-hillary-clinton
― StanM, Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:59 (eleven years ago)
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/gop-senator-let-restaurants-opt-out-of-handwashing-after-toilet-to-reduce-regulatory-burden/
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:15 (eleven years ago)
I would actually be all for that rule if the restaurant opting out had to place large, visible signage all over its storefront, by its register, its tables, in the bathroom, etc. "EMPLOYEES NEED NOT WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
Of course, the best retorts to his dumb argument I've heard is that it's actually no less burdensome a regulation to require signage than it is to require handwashing.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)
http://brotherhipster.com/2015/01/06/heres-why-selfie-sticks-arent-a-big-deal/
something abt the tone really reminds me of an Onion op-ed
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 10:47 (eleven years ago)
https://meduza.io/en/news/2015/03/05/russia-s-only-gulag-memorial-is-redesigned-to-celebrate-the-gulag
― ljubljana, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)
Wow:
“Now Perm-36 will be a museum dedicated to the difficult and noble work of the Gulag’s valiant workers, and about the technologies they used to protect the great [Soviet] people from the fifth column and various Nazis from Ukraine.”
― drash, Thursday, 5 March 2015 14:00 (eleven years ago)
wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:09 (eleven years ago)
solzhenitsyn is rolling in his grave
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_1jlN3UIAALtAI.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.salon.com/2015/03/12/rudy_giuliani_i_wish_president_obama_were_more_like_bill_cosby
― Mordy, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:28 (eleven years ago)
hooooooly shit
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2015 05:00 (eleven years ago)
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-hot-sauce-seizure-met-20150313-story.html
Man credits hot sauce with saving his life.
― Jeff, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:54 (eleven years ago)
http://i58.tinypic.com/bg75dv.png http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399141-evander-holyfield-to-fight-mitt-romney-for-charity-event
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)
i wonder if holyfield knows he'll be up against a robot. here's what happened to the last guy who tried to romney on
― CoolRadio, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2015/03/18/lottery-loser-plans-to-keep-losing-at-lottery/
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/28566302/new-hampshire-students-hawk-bill-provokes-abortion-comment
― Devilock, Friday, 20 March 2015 05:27 (eleven years ago)
Omg what
― kinder, Friday, 20 March 2015 06:14 (eleven years ago)
Haha, I just posted that on the American Right Wing thread!
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 20 March 2015 14:14 (eleven years ago)
http://judiciary.house.gov/index.cfm/2015/3/at-the-flick-of-a-switch/
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 March 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)