Don't accept the second friend request?
Are you kidding? I wouldn't accept the first one either.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
i'd accept it for the thrill of defriending you again, dawg
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
Bike one sounds like more than a few bike people I know
― cardamon, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF
get caught liking porn because you didn't realise you'd accepted the site/app posting on your behalf then make an image to (fail to) cover your ass
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/995050_674780402608681_6593465356430228270_n.jpg?oh=76c4f2445f6a337eb2bfc367f893b248&oe=55097997&__gda__=1425868578_3c61484b01ef6c858b7520dc256ec457
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:44 (eleven years ago)
fuckin news filling your screens with people dying while bees are dying
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)
"And on todays news... Why being stung by a bee could be a thing of the past..."
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)
SCIENCEGASM
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)
is 'how to go grow food' something we should really want or expect to see on a news bulletin?
meanwhile i'm sure there are plenty of lies about the war on drugs and immigration on the news.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)
http://herzoginspirationals.tumblr.com/
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5ac46b405fcefbd2dbae4a185c067284/tumblr_ng8fzfs7pW1u5q7tfo1_1280.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)
Chaos?! wtf? The universe is nothing if not orderly.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)
No, the rebels put a stop to that!
― Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
surely "herzog inspirationals" is a joke
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
do you think?
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)
surely you do also think
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
but it seems like people were treating it like it isn't
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)
yeah sorry, being sarcastic, a bit unnecessary
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)
Herzogasm
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Just waiting for the "Can penguins become deranged?" one.
― Frobisher, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
I think about that penguin. I ponder his penguin thoughts.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
someone should paint the grizzly man, siberian trapper, and that penguin holding hands in the style of a Precious Moments
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
this group makes me lol
https://www.facebook.com/JustForLaughingAndJokes
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10325563_751456198255815_2256667505691379891_n.jpg?oh=81c26c27ee809c829576384e85ae6a86&oe=550D8EEB&__gda__=1426847545_a46509d42fc8b733fb0d17903c8f6855
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10393950_743507429050692_4758065975653916227_n.jpg?oh=3b9bc97ffec12f94893fec72cb07f595&oe=551011B1&__gda__=1430090071_51ef49391de721ed2338e853dda9b614
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10385556_741170492617719_1044967699806430134_n.jpg?oh=f1569008ace740a1a56c533348cf2d64&oe=55086122
well done.
― how's life, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)
^ Facebook for ten year olds.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)
the tone is def. on purpose
they really nail the aesthetic of those artifact-laden .jpgs
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)
the furburger controversy
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)
Ha, these are good.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10731108_738417386226363_8959480544568948200_n.jpg?oh=ff1f0e1550a8f8ee0d3311c83dd14151&oe=553BE128&__gda__=1426103158_5a129c20104e55208b43ea34ad3265a6
― jmm, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
I no Ghost Buster any more!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10391440_756906821044086_1438599997804893993_n.jpg?oh=bf1b621f63fd472d405f8bee63170cd2&oe=54FA9567&__gda__=1427178112_fff5bfd08d2e569d34484f3edc94db76
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10635987_754852517916183_297493470264101029_n.jpg?oh=1512677c9ab4c9d4bc60c8b2307cbd61&oe=553D0C8E
resizing the santa clipart is a perfect touch
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
the world has gotten stupid to the point that this is barely satire
― Nhex, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
It is mockery aimed an exceedingly easy target, which has never more than barely qualified as satire.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
Poe's law
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
Like a parody Weezer cover band
― Evan, Monday, 15 December 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10402932_10152974413299382_5127036892048015299_n.jpg?oh=efc04b0aad3af90ec40812e09364e7e4&oe=553CAE68&__gda__=1430298173_ce099ac20f877809dba98c70fc4fb74a
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
man, this is nearly as good as "Shares From Your Aunt"
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)
No, that one was actually a share from an aunt.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)
I just saw someone post on a thread about the Peshawar massacre with a verse from Imagine. Game over.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11004_737181333016635_6807023331994822384_n.jpg?oh=958d637a3da80fc0f1f9c2a7a538d294&oe=5544E653
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/10696299_747973345270767_6599031461283053799_n.jpg?oh=c62a6d4d3873cf41e291095e46dabf19&oe=5547BB8C&__gda__=1426699218_157ca563b49ea7ba7a05df2a06c7dadf
dying at #7
Deleting the Facebook bookmark from all of my web browsers and removing the app from my phone was such a great decision.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
The donald duck alcohol one is the funniest thing I've seen in months
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)
Daffy obv
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)
yeah it's great
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10850140_10152931630897556_5921877064342396196_n.jpg?oh=4cc0ea3e63ab6f9811b6cb8de822cb4c&oe=5540150D&__gda__=1430052338_92e532a5de49729d3dd88ef0acdcfd5e
― nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)
bleargh
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)
Who is supposedly speaking those words? I want to see some credentials.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)
-Bob Marley?
― nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)