it was confusing
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
lol Phil
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)
Should have refused the request, bg.
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)
It's like those types of people want so badly to feel too savvy for threats from 1) government overreach 2) hackers 3) both that they'll just make up shit to scratch that itch and have a reason to warn people. They also generally know the least about the internet and the platforms at hand.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
Or maybe more accurately: they're desperate to pretend that they know something about the internet.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)
I have definitely seen weird doubles of some of my friends profiles, including my little sister. With my sister, we suspected it was one of her frienemies though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)
I can never understand why cyclists have such a bad reputation for being sanctimonious, priggish arseholes:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1509122_10153420706400884_2505399647697448046_n.png?oh=40a044f70851a9c1287bc98920546806&oe=5503572A&__gda__=1427031104_7dae6b0cb74196e35cba243dafb8d7f7
― rising stones cross (anagram), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
risk my life
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)
the thing with the hacker ghost picture is that it calls those people "hackers" rather than "asshole friends who want to mess with you by making it look like you said embarrassing things and not actually hacking anything"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)
#lifehacks amigo
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)
Don't accept the second friend request?
Are you kidding? I wouldn't accept the first one either.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
i'd accept it for the thrill of defriending you again, dawg
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
Bike one sounds like more than a few bike people I know
― cardamon, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF
get caught liking porn because you didn't realise you'd accepted the site/app posting on your behalf then make an image to (fail to) cover your ass
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/995050_674780402608681_6593465356430228270_n.jpg?oh=76c4f2445f6a337eb2bfc367f893b248&oe=55097997&__gda__=1425868578_3c61484b01ef6c858b7520dc256ec457
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:44 (eleven years ago)
fuckin news filling your screens with people dying while bees are dying
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)
"And on todays news... Why being stung by a bee could be a thing of the past..."
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)
SCIENCEGASM
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)
is 'how to go grow food' something we should really want or expect to see on a news bulletin?
meanwhile i'm sure there are plenty of lies about the war on drugs and immigration on the news.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)
http://herzoginspirationals.tumblr.com/
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5ac46b405fcefbd2dbae4a185c067284/tumblr_ng8fzfs7pW1u5q7tfo1_1280.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)
Chaos?! wtf? The universe is nothing if not orderly.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)
No, the rebels put a stop to that!
― Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
surely "herzog inspirationals" is a joke
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
do you think?
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)
surely you do also think
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
but it seems like people were treating it like it isn't
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)
yeah sorry, being sarcastic, a bit unnecessary
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)
Herzogasm
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Just waiting for the "Can penguins become deranged?" one.
― Frobisher, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
I think about that penguin. I ponder his penguin thoughts.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
someone should paint the grizzly man, siberian trapper, and that penguin holding hands in the style of a Precious Moments
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
this group makes me lol
https://www.facebook.com/JustForLaughingAndJokes
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10325563_751456198255815_2256667505691379891_n.jpg?oh=81c26c27ee809c829576384e85ae6a86&oe=550D8EEB&__gda__=1426847545_a46509d42fc8b733fb0d17903c8f6855
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10393950_743507429050692_4758065975653916227_n.jpg?oh=3b9bc97ffec12f94893fec72cb07f595&oe=551011B1&__gda__=1430090071_51ef49391de721ed2338e853dda9b614
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10385556_741170492617719_1044967699806430134_n.jpg?oh=f1569008ace740a1a56c533348cf2d64&oe=55086122
well done.
― how's life, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)
^ Facebook for ten year olds.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)
the tone is def. on purpose
they really nail the aesthetic of those artifact-laden .jpgs
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)
the furburger controversy
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)
Ha, these are good.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10731108_738417386226363_8959480544568948200_n.jpg?oh=ff1f0e1550a8f8ee0d3311c83dd14151&oe=553BE128&__gda__=1426103158_5a129c20104e55208b43ea34ad3265a6
― jmm, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)
I no Ghost Buster any more!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10391440_756906821044086_1438599997804893993_n.jpg?oh=bf1b621f63fd472d405f8bee63170cd2&oe=54FA9567&__gda__=1427178112_fff5bfd08d2e569d34484f3edc94db76
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10635987_754852517916183_297493470264101029_n.jpg?oh=1512677c9ab4c9d4bc60c8b2307cbd61&oe=553D0C8E
resizing the santa clipart is a perfect touch
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
the world has gotten stupid to the point that this is barely satire
― Nhex, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
It is mockery aimed an exceedingly easy target, which has never more than barely qualified as satire.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
Poe's law
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
Like a parody Weezer cover band
― Evan, Monday, 15 December 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10402932_10152974413299382_5127036892048015299_n.jpg?oh=efc04b0aad3af90ec40812e09364e7e4&oe=553CAE68&__gda__=1430298173_ce099ac20f877809dba98c70fc4fb74a
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
man, this is nearly as good as "Shares From Your Aunt"
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)
No, that one was actually a share from an aunt.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)
I just saw someone post on a thread about the Peshawar massacre with a verse from Imagine. Game over.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)