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Giving up a grand slam to John Wayne Gacy Jr.

lol that one also hit

Watching the guy in the Mickey Mouse costume at Disney World take his head off and seeing a smaller Mickey Mouse head underneath

^^legit terrifying

Several of these I found nightmarish.

the content of the quizmaster one isn't my favorite, but the picture + headline makes me laugh every time it shows up in the sidebar.

Confident in saying that I think Clickhole has peaked and there are some bad articles on the site now

This one is good and recent though http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-common-fears-haunt-you-constantly-1515

ok some of those were hilarious

you are a slave to fear. Awesome!

the super mario

DO NOT PUB

feel like they could've done a lot more than that. like, a bieber obit at least. maybe something messed up like 'hitler: a new perspective' except not lame.

that was perfect

Read this: don’t pub. Read instead of pub. Anything but pub.

kept waiting for the lovecraftian twist

It's now the monster mash..

do not pub works like a seinfeld episode: keep repeating the phrase until it wears you down and just gets funnier

TKTKTK

NOT READY FOR FAMOUS

Amazing! TKTK proves there’s still good in the world.

that's hilarious.

best one so far for me
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-american-television-shows-started-england-1559

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/beautiful-heres-what-muppets-would-look-women-colo-1577

I really shouldn't read this site at work.

6. Modern Family

Based on the British sitcom And Jeffrey Makes Eleven.

The Emmy-winning American sitcom can trace its origins back to the hallowed British comedy And Jeffrey Makes Eleven, a show about an unconventional family consisting of eight parents and three children. Every member of the family was 45 years old. The show ran for one episode, which was 23 seconds long. It is generally considered one of the greatest programs in the history of British television.

The show returned briefly for an hour-long Christmas special titled “And Eight More Jeffries Make Nineteen,” in which the eight parents all become pregnant via Immaculate Conception and give virgin births at the same time to eight grown men named Jeffrey. They are all 45 years old.

It's a little "big-bottomed birds" but funny in places. Does also make me thank god that our series lengths aren't as fucking interminable as American ones, and yet you all think it's not just normal but desirable to have 365 24-hour long episodes in a season.

This, to be fair, is pretty much the pinnacle of British television:

Fans of the show also got to enjoy an hour-long Christmas special in which Santa Claus sits silently in the pub and gets drunk alone.

watching an ad on hulu for x-files and realizing that it was NINE seasons long....ugh...over 200 episodes. unreal.

Might need to make this my new desktop.

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/6293/original/640.jpg

I would def watch The Marvelous Mr. Pemberton

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10818403_1528801730693421_670143135257202706_o.jpg

4. Cheers

The popular American sitcom was an adaptation of the British show If It’s Not Custard, It’s Mustard, which takes place entirely in a run-down London pub and is set during World War I and World War II at the same time. The name of the show is a popular British proverb that essentially means, “If it’s not one thing, then it’s a different thing that rhymes with the first thing.”

This Prescription Should Have Lasted You Two More Weeks, Charlie Brown

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5967/original/640.jpg

oh man oh man...

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/will-hanukkah-consume-you-1600

Yes, all deep into the history of my bones, Candle Fever has made my ancestors go bonkers and do Candle Mischief all throughout the black night of Hanukkah for centuries, and the movie Bonkers Candle Ancestors is about them.

The Grand Pancake, the endless sizzling nightmare who comes from the dirt and was born before God.

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/6364/1x1/300.jpg

Tornado Queen. The bonkers asshole who spins.

lool

Yes

so consistently good

http://i.imgur.com/CLPFbRY.png

hahaha yes

I really shouldn't read this site at work.

6. Modern Family

Based on the British sitcom And Jeffrey Makes Eleven.

The Emmy-winning American sitcom can trace its origins back to the hallowed British comedy And Jeffrey Makes Eleven, a show about an unconventional family consisting of eight parents and three children. Every member of the family was 45 years old. The show ran for one episode, which was 23 seconds long. It is generally considered one of the greatest programs in the history of British television.

The show returned briefly for an hour-long Christmas special titled “And Eight More Jeffries Make Nineteen,” in which the eight parents all become pregnant via Immaculate Conception and give virgin births at the same time to eight grown men named Jeffrey. They are all 45 years old.

― Monarch of the Murder Chair (Old Lunch), Thursday, December 11, 2014 12:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i can't breathe

Every member of the family was 45 years old.

have always thought this about Mama's Family

that one is great

don't see it as mocking uk series lengths so much as bores who go on about how the british model is CLEARLY SUPERIOR to american seasons (because some hallowed piece of shit only ran for 12 eps + oblig xmas spesh)

I was surprised to learn that these xmas specials actually air on xmas day. But I guess that's what makes them special and not just an xmas themed ep.

I thought only the Office had an xmas special

Downton Abbey is most popular xmas special as far as I can tell

xp the gervais sitcoms were what I was thinking of when I said that but there are plenty of others

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-dumbest-criminals-all-time-1532

Hanukkah one has made me retract my multiple-authir theory

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-actors-who-were-discovered-chance-1594

the first time I looked at this they had the harrison ford and jon hamm picures switched. I assumed it was on purpose, but I guess not since they fixed it. I think they should have just kept it.

also:

Steven Spielberg was attempting to shoot his first documentary, Jade Mysteries: Our Planet’s Jungles, when an unknown man carrying a whip ran on set, grabbing as many things as he could find and screaming, “These belong in a museum!” Spielberg saw something special, and spliced all his jungle footage together with the stranger’s screaming in order to transform Jade Mysteries into Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

seems crazy that Fawlty had no Xmas spesh.

fawlty is where the 12 eps meme originates but it is not a piece of shit it is a v good situation comedy but it would have been better if they'd made more eps but I guess they just weren't up to it