why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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we do lamp

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)

We do family love

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:36 (eleven years ago)

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/59145_609557085755318_1196684850_n.jpg?oh=446c659f35a9fafaf9ead75d77886c6b&oe=5505E456&__gda__=1427409432_93b8ade6be58e134be293578f8062789

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

You know you're a 20th century kid if...

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs

sosmix klopp (NickB), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

You burn (I burn)
I drink (Me too)
My vag
Is growin' tentacles toniiiight

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png

example (crüt), Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Blech.

carl agatha, Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.

Evan, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

Be the meme you want to see in the world.

nickn, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

why can't you make cookies and then fuck

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

"Want to make love?"
"In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.

jmm, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

kitten to-do list

[climb] the christmas tree
[eat] the tinsel
[chew] the lights
[trash] the presents

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

that is preeetty awful. yup.

Nhex, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)

your not pretty, your beautiful

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)

Girl whispers: No, smartarse

Mark G, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:31 (eleven years ago)

your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse

cardamon, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic

cardamon, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

Aunts?

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.

carl agatha, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

also they look like tater tots with eyes

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.

how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

is it someone with children?

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

No.

how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.

http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a

how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

ah those despicable meme guys

sosmix klopp (NickB), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

is it someone with children?

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

my calories are my children

example (crüt), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

irl lol

vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown

cornelius pardew (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

damn cross memes! Despicable Firefly don't even make no goddamn sense...

Nhex, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

i've never understood the minions thing, the kids are far cuter/funnier

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

They just took the little green guys from Toy Story:

http://bradcook.net/games/articles/2010/07/toystory3/images/alien.png

And jammed them together with the "Raving Rabbids":

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg

and got those annoying little abominations that aunts everywhere love

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

aunts

ducking aunts?

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

time for another one of those duck quacking aunts

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)


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