how many children native to their region can the average american forest animal recognise eh? zero i bet
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)
and they don't watch any tv at all
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)
toying with the idea of a "children and the local animals who hate them" thread but i'm tired and listless
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
YES:
https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos_stream
― Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)
seagulls round here don't hate children exactly, but i don't think they'd feel any particular compunction about eating one a smallish one alive were they to be given half a chance xp
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10690050_10152884336895505_4438826475277435310_n.jpg?oh=9f5add6788dc51adcf31b25d7c3dc449&oe=54FE95AA&__gda__=1426161169_4223d9ab4f7fe3af625ae039a7c08ca8
But we don't do furniture, apparently.
― rising stones cross (anagram), Friday, 5 December 2014 10:39 (eleven years ago)
we do lamp
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)
We do family love
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:36 (eleven years ago)
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/59145_609557085755318_1196684850_n.jpg?oh=446c659f35a9fafaf9ead75d77886c6b&oe=5505E456&__gda__=1427409432_93b8ade6be58e134be293578f8062789
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3
― Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
You know you're a 20th century kid if...
― jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)
we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)
Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1501743_856937424358623_500392046049445903_n.jpg?oh=47d9415a7751d491a8f73d4694d36124&oe=550EA5F8
― cardamon, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
You burn (I burn)I drink (Me too)My vagIs growin' tentacles toniiiight
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png
― example (crüt), Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)
Blech.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)
Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.
― Evan, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)
Be the meme you want to see in the world.
― nickn, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)
why can't you make cookies and then fuck
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)
"Want to make love?""In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)
Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.
― jmm, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)
kitten to-do list
[climb] the christmas tree[eat] the tinsel[chew] the lights[trash] the presents
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)
there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)
that is preeetty awful. yup.
― Nhex, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)
i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)
your not pretty, your beautiful
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)
Girl whispers: No, smartarse
― Mark G, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:31 (eleven years ago)
your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse
― cardamon, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1510779_354601794700638_1127744227779940682_n.jpg?oh=7a7bfed2198598d6fcfcad5212cb7b7e&oe=551CB0F9
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 December 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)
Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic
― cardamon, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
Aunts?
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
also they look like tater tots with eyes
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)
is it someone with children?
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)
No.
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)
Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.
http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)
ah those despicable meme guys
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)
my calories are my children
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
irl lol
― vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)
saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown
― cornelius pardew (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)