Jake Gyllenhaal

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WELL?!?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the Dreamgirls monologue was monontonous, but he was really psyched and energetic throughout. The episode was pretty consistently fun.

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha "monotonous"

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

From what I've seen of the current cast, they seem like an amiable group of people who just need a strong host to set them off. Nobody involved seems like they can get that energy going on their own, though. No "stars."

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

If only Jennifer Hudson had arms like these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g0-xhVFIRs

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

His remaining Jarhead buffness was about all that impressed me about that skit

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

OTM on his Effie buffness. I guess I didn't miss anything much when I turned off at 12:05?

Very strange hearing the Buzzcocks' "Are Everything" in that dopey meatball sketch.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

my lady friend from work is saying "GOSTOSO"

that's yummy in portuguese.

― flavio pessoa (flavio pessoa), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

this episode was great! tho i suspect zwan is right re: SNL cast needing a strong host to bring out the best in them. and god what nice arms jake has.

― joseph (joseph), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have liked it more without the cutaways to Lorne, but Laser Cats was awesome.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh, so you don't require comedy to be funny? I bailed after 2 minutes of that shit.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YS4tstgNw

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

-- anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

I miss anthony.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

In other news: while buying sour oranges last week I read in one of the glossies that he and Witherspoon have called it quits.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

yer so behind! old news.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Next you'll tell me he's schlepping 'round town wiht the Biker Boys again.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

"soft folds of my ass"

can an ass have more than one "fold"?

discus.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

origami azz!

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

i guess you can have folds / creases at the junction of yr buttcheeks & legs, but if you're thrusting there, you're doin' it wrong.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, i wouldnt call that wrong, it's just something else.

― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is basically "i have, like, many gay friends on ILX who admire the soft folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass"

― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

(not that i'm complaining)

― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I move that this discussion be added to the Gay Chi-town FAP. Powerpoint presentations accepted.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

something else == frottage?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

I was just gonna use the frot word!

There IS no Gay Chi-town FAP, is there?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

along with being talked about.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

rather than soft, i suspect the folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass are made of tungsten.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

yowza

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

as opposed to Matthew McconauGay's, which is made of reinforced cebum.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

And Abe Lincoln's, if C.A. Tripp is to be believed.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Until I read the Richard Ellmann bio on Wilde a few years ago I had no idea what "intercrucal" meant. In grad school we just called it "safe sex.'

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

tall 19th-century icons (and grad students) all about the intercrural.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

matthew mcconaughey is gross, eugh

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jake to Broadway?

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/08/mike-nichols-to.html

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 16 August 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/24/jg3.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Can't see it!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

drat

see Interview magazine pix (when did that get resurrected?)

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/09/a-little-gyllen.html

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

"The Hottest Sphincter in America"

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

apparently he had a rough time with fincher so could be an interesting read.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

the "buzz" on Rendition not very good.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

When asked if he is single on Jonathon Ross tonight, "for the band or the ladies?" "With your career does it make any difference?" "Er, for the ladies, I am. For the band, I am not." The (show's house) band are "Four Poofs and a Piano", a gay a capella singing group.

― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

That Interview Morbs posted upthread is out. Woof.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

He an Thierry Henry are totally my gay crushes of shame.

― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/jakeg.jpg

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

so cute

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

now:

http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/jakeren4.preview.jpg

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)