Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I think I maybe read it on Debaser or Gawker.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

The Lohan looked kind of scary in her last SNL appearance (or at least the monologue). Heavy, heavy makeup, rail thin, like a cracked out Olsen Twin.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Heavy, heavy makeup, rail thin, like a cracked out Olsen Twin.

A cracked-out coke head, then? Seems a bit excessive.

― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/25873.htm
NYPOST pg 6 "Sightings" ... LINDSAY Lohan "making a lot of bathroom trips" during her 19th birthday celebration at Il Sole in West Hollywood . . .
that's gossip page "code" for "cokehead" yeah.

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

it remains to be seens whether the press will still be interested after all the stonewalling & diversionary tactics that will go on. Who's up for another anthrax attack? It worked last time to get the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act passed. Who's up for the Lohan sextape getting leaked?

-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), July 13th, 2005.

I am ready for the last part there.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Why do people even give a shit whether she's "cracked out" or not? How the fuck would they know?

I will never understand the sickness that compels people to channel their hatred at celebrities.

― what's in it for you? (dymaxia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay Lohan was at a New Orleans club; so were my little sister and her friends. Lindsay left, but forgot her purse. My sister and her friends found it. AND THEY FOUND THE COKE INSIDE.

They sold their story to US Weekly, and of course Lohan's reps denied it, but still, we have proof! Not that we needed any, really.

― nory (nory), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/lohan.asp

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

SCARY:

ihttp://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/August/yes_please_lindsaylohan-vmas11.jpg

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

lindsay why you break heart?

― haitch online poker (haitch), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

what's even scarier is that the website it's hosted on seems to be some massive monument to one dude's creepy obsession with celeb chicks

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

ned you have a lot of explaining to do

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Isn't she a little young to be turning into Phyllis Diller?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

"jimmy, run down to the corner store and get your grandma a pack of kools."

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to scroll up to my first post and think about what could have been.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

"think about what could have been" = wank, cry

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

she cerainly made 2004 a happier time for us all

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

NOT RIGHT

ihttp://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Lindsay.Lohan/14102004/Llohanpants071004_001.jpg

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

god, fuck this "pictures too big" horseshit

― strong hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Those are some big-ass titties.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Make "img src" your watchword, Kojak. (/obscure Stephen King reference)
(xpost)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

They've returned!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

That's not an old pic?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

it's an old pic

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

as anorexic, bleached Lohans go, this is an improvement

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2184/672/1600/lindsayparis-koirestaurant3.jpg

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

that's like saying a three-legged dog with the syph who can still see out of his one eye is an improvement

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

she could have been nu-ann margret but chose to be cracked-out Hilton clone

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/August/yes_please_lindsaylohan-vmas11.jpg
http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Lindsay.Lohan/14102004/Llohanpants071004_001.jpg

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

it's like some horrible dream!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

a cream dream

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to nurse her back to health, etc.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

The Original Jimmy Mod: Captain-Save-A-Famous-Ho

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

i think she looks good

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

i think she looks better than she has in a long time. i'm just worried by the phyllis dillerness.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

ahh, memories.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

ahh, mammaries.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

youngish lindsay looks disturbingly like my sister's best friend in high school i am now realizing

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Is she hot now, or was she only hot then?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

jm, you do know that when you "nurse" someone, that means that they don't wear a nurse outfit, right?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

*enlightened*

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IPAX.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

So this is a falsehood then?

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Dear Lindsay and Kelly Clarkson -- please go back to your normal hair colors and stop walking around like Children of the Corn. Thnx.

― Blonde Ambition ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

wtf is up with her skin

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

i dunno, but i bet it has something to do with coke and fez

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/lindsaylohan-koi5.jpg
Someone please tell starlets that Goodwill clothes are not an option anymore.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

send that to gofugyourself IMMEDIATELY

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

It's already been posted on gofugyourself!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I am just enlightening the non-fuggers.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Lohan would look hottt with shortish hair in her natural color. (Or maybe I'm just pining away for Winona Ryder's glory years)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

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