Hahaha.
― You Got It, Dude! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHA x-post
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
Don't we have a pre-crime division of the police force yet that can arrest this guy before the body count begins in earnest?
― You Got It, Dude! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)
ENBB now all I can think of is "Benedict Cummerpony"
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)
I don't think Rainbow Dash is the mermaid pony btw xp
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
call upon the semen ponies when you're in distress.
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, December 2, 2014 6:30 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
I almost clicked on the link, but I will not click on the link. For the love of god, I will not click on the link.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
how's life and Phil D win everything (where "everything" is a full cum jar with a My Little Pony in it)
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
never clicking
― goole, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
Now they will have to divide the full cum jar
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
Rather impressively it goes from "not as bad as I was fearing" to "THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN" with one well-placed photo
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
and soloman said "cut the cum jar in half!"
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
My cum jar spilleth over
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)
I was just about to tweet this to @mlp_txt but I see that ship has sailed
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)
That ship has pulled its anchor
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)
As a photographic argument for the eradication of humanity, this isn't without merit.
― You Got It, Dude! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)
Why did this person do this?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
do you have a DSM-5 handy
― goole, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)
we don't need to be gender-neutral here, do we
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)
some of these comments are literally giving me dry heaves
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)
So I assume the pony was in the receptacle and he would, uh, finish inside of it so I guess he was C on P? Is that a thing now?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
The other option is that he was trying to recreate the final scene of Terminator 2
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
i have never seen T2
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
It has a LOT more cum than you might think.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
hahahahahahaha
I really hate the spelling "cum" i know that's how it's spelled etc. but it just bugs me and looks so juvenile but I guess when we're talking about a guy with a cum jar and a sexual predilection for animated ponies that should be the last thing that bothers me.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif?dl=0
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
Goddammmiitt
I have to wonder what stoked these fellows' libidos prior to the resurrection of My Little Pony. What did they put in the jar before MLP came into their lives?
― Rubies! And Emeralds! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
http://media.giphy.com/media/f7tYXicAGamR2/giphy.gif
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)
They came into MLP
― Evan, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
Pretty sure Crowley would retroactively amend his statement about what thou wilt in light of this incident.
― Rubies! And Emeralds! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)
Maybe I'm just a bad person, but I didn't really see anything there I didn't expect to and didn't see anything that repulsive looking.
The concept itself is batshit fucking crazy though.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
dulce de leche is forever ruined for me
― Lorde 2Pac Beck Mashup (crüt), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)
Dulce de leche del hombre
I am so, so sorry.
― Rubies! And Emeralds! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)
hate u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)
you know, i'm glad this happened. i'm not sure why yet, but i feel like it's a good thing for the human race and our future. maybe it reveals some truth that needed to be proved? or something? maybe it'll teach us something about human nature? maybe it'll begin a healing process that ends up expanding beyond the my little pony cum jar? maybe the vox.com article will be really funny?
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)
time will tell. maybe everything really does happen for a reason. maybe.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I think once someone has reached the nadir of acts that can be committed in solitude, we as a species really have nowhere to go but up.
― Rubies! And Emeralds! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)
i can already think of something worse than this but i don't want to type it
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
basically this
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
but you know. not.
http://i.imgur.com/OnZFw1D.jpg
― gbx, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)
Thought those giant 2 liter 6 packs might have been bottles of heated cum
Upon further review, I'm not sure that's wrong
― 龜, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)
you're letting the cumboiler affect the way your brain perceives fluids and i'm worried about you
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)
what are they doing out in the woods?
wait no i don't think i want to know the answer to this question
― pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)
The guy with the "Monster" shirt otm.
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 10:15 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/MQiAK3wu0Xj
― 龜, Monday, 23 March 2015 11:58 (eleven years ago)