why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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cigar smoking aliens outrage me

Vic Perry, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Somebody should tell Alan Greenspan that you're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke.

moneyma$e, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

Janet Yellen needs to boost her Q rating. I suggest cigars.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

fed image is by david dees, who is actually crazy
http://www.deesillustration.com/artwork.asp?cat=satire

abanana, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4xEjOrNdRjg/ULUnvTLmdeI/AAAAAAAA_Ak/if7HUexiQHo/s1600/Politics+1621.jpg

why... why were you naked

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

questions only non-liberals ask

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

Sorry, were we supposed to shout "Parklife" there?

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2014 11:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/8ENLzYr.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

Thought that was from Pepsi for a second.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

didn't realize it wasn't pepsi until that post

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

it was all i wanted.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Recipes, Decorating Ideas and Craft

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9EnbJbt.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

wow. that's so sad.

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

discovertheforest

anonanon, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

*weeps that we have supermarkets and no longer live in the forest*

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

native plants and animals shd sort their branding out

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

how many children native to their region can the average american forest animal recognise eh? zero i bet

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

and they don't watch any tv at all

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

toying with the idea of a "children and the local animals who hate them" thread but i'm tired and listless

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

YES:

https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos_stream

Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

seagulls round here don't hate children exactly, but i don't think they'd feel any particular compunction about eating one a smallish one alive were they to be given half a chance xp

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

we do lamp

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)

We do family love

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:36 (eleven years ago)

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/59145_609557085755318_1196684850_n.jpg?oh=446c659f35a9fafaf9ead75d77886c6b&oe=5505E456&__gda__=1427409432_93b8ade6be58e134be293578f8062789

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

You know you're a 20th century kid if...

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs

sosmix klopp (NickB), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

You burn (I burn)
I drink (Me too)
My vag
Is growin' tentacles toniiiight

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png

example (crüt), Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Blech.

carl agatha, Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.

Evan, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

Be the meme you want to see in the world.

nickn, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

why can't you make cookies and then fuck

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

"Want to make love?"
"In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.

jmm, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

kitten to-do list

[climb] the christmas tree
[eat] the tinsel
[chew] the lights
[trash] the presents

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

that is preeetty awful. yup.

Nhex, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)


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