Bait My Clickhole

http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-does-it-mean-be-man-1460

I can't

this website is impossibly good

yeah it's just instant classics every day, can imagine that having a totally new game to play unleashed a lot of great stuff for the writers

You know that "would you click this pic even if we tell you its only nature footage" ?

I thought, hellyeah I like nature footage.

I didn't have the sound on, something suitably satirical, I'm guessing.

It feels like a real antidote to the awfulness and insanity of all the *new* sub-mediums and sub-genres that the internet has wrought on us, very cathartic, like finally acknowledging something crazy about your parents with your sibling as adults

the biblical repetition in the garbage son one is so good

new dn to celebrate my quiz result, though honestly i find myself relating more to Lance And Blake and their penchant for bone crimes.

hurting that 'lies couples tell each other' video reminds me of your exorcist thread. first too many cooks and now this

oh man, forgot about that. She rarely does stuff like that anymore -- she'll occasionally say stuff in her sleep but it's much more benign.

Who is this mysterious CH writer who penned the jazz, space SJW aarticle and now this one? Free her

― 龜, Thursday, November 20, 2014 1:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new theory its @dril, reason why @dril is bad now is cause they took a job at clickhole and turned the twitter over to someone else

95% sure this is correct

lol K asked be the other day "Are you a big boy daddy?" and my mind inserted the word "jazz" into the question.

Where?

dril is still good!

no dril is bad now

Where?

― Mark G, Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:47 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Are you a big boy daddy jazz?"

I only read the dril tweets that make it to tumblr so he's still good imo

def a different writer than before tho regardless, tho its possible dril has been a team all along and just some of the team turned over

http://i.imgur.com/DBIyWAP.gif

evidence

Whew!

The garbage sons thing is fucking amazing

my huge beautiful wife

lord grummond

“If you can hear this, you’re telepathic.”

Lance And Blake and their penchant for bone crimes.

"their"?

dril is so excellent lagoon please

Truly, Preston is the Gutter Prince and knowing about him makes me tired.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/515471055587405824

“Ideally, I’d end the conference, people would go home, and then that night, I’d show up in their dreams to introduce our new helmet or glove or whatever it is.”
—Tim Cook
On the perfect announcement

nu dril is mediocre at best a shadow of his former self disappointed in u guys for not noticing

"their"?

i am ashamed by my error, truly i am the most garbage of sons

Can't explain why this is so good

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/where-did-these-daddies-go-1474

hahaha omg

wow grow up guys

can't get over THE DREADED LARAMIE

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-double-life-internet-comment-1472

can't get over THE DREADED LARAMIE

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, November 21, 2014 3:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i took that quiz just now and my wife was like "you're taking that one?" and i was like well i have to know if i'm the dreaded Laramie

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5767/16x9/640.jpg

shades of falconhoof to this one
http://f.cl.ly/items/0W2Q003H160w1q363r0d/clickhole.png

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/it-happened-me-nick-took-over-my-school-and-wouldn-1490?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Soon, kids were eating Gak and Floam. We were only allowed to bathe in orange soda or chocolate sauce. Everyone was getting sick. We thought it would never end. We thought Nick had taken over our lives. We didn’t know how long we would last. And, finally, we gave up hope.

Then on June 12, 1998, eight months and 17 days later, the National Guard stormed our elementary school and removed Nickelodeon from the premises. It was over. The government killed all of the Nickelodeon characters with guns and grenades, but their stain would forever discolor the minds of all who lived in Morning Day Elementary under their despotic reign.

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5832/1x1/200.jpg

this had me crying with laughter: http://www.clickhole.com/video/inspirational-deaf-woman-hears-music-first-time-1491

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-12-vegetarians-draw-picture-turkey-and-wh-1488

http://www.poynter.org/news/mediawire/305021/buzzfeed-hires-clickholes-daniel-kibblesmith/

internet eats itself

http://www.clickhole.com/video/oh-man-10-full-minutes-kissing-nice-1444

http://www.clickhole.com/article/and-now-starting-lineup-your-chicago-bulls-1355

the song is a nice touch

The Mario is the vector and you are a dream forever enclosed!