oh honey no
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 20 November 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
♫♫ Let me get my hands on my mammary glands ♫♫
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
i'm sure this is anachronistic but:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobriath
In November 2004, long-time fan Morrissey oversaw Jobriath's first CD re-issue, a compilation called "Lonely Planet Boy".[18] It was produced by Eddie Kramer. Morrissey had previously attempted to secure Jobriath as a support act for the tour in support of his Your Arsenal album, having been unaware that the singer had died some years previously.
"hey lets get Jobraith to open, i'm a huge fan"
"hate to break it to ya Mozzer, but the bloke's been dead for a decade"
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
"Morrissey Joins Van Halen"
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 21 November 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
Morrissey acts out slashfics for your amusement and/or revulsion.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Friday, 21 November 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
Moobissey
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Friday, 21 November 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
slimming vegetarian diet ✓
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 November 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)
Morrissey nipple cream:for all those charming men who eBay shining tits
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Saturday, 22 November 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
Larry King @kingsthings Aug 23I'm suddenly obsessed with Morrissey...#ItsMy2Cents
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)
bulbous salutation, otherwise central zone.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 September 2015 09:18 (ten years ago)
enjoying that some of the criticism is aimed at the non-olympic event of the half-mile relay
― Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 September 2015 11:01 (ten years ago)
We're doomed.
https://twitter.com/officialmoz/
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 September 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)
No tweets, 20.6K followers.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Monday, 18 September 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)
Oh lord... I hope it'll just be an outlet for promotional stuff like the official Morrissey facebook page.
― JRN, Monday, 18 September 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)
It'll be screenshots of his faxes.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 September 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)
that and a lot of alt-right retweets
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 September 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)
Spent the day in bed...— Morrissey (@officialmoz) September 18, 2017
― crüt, Monday, 18 September 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)
glad I could be here for this momentous occasion
― crüt, Monday, 18 September 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
I earnestly hope that he only tweets once each day, and that it's about how well he slept or not.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 September 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)
"I had a bad dream""I dreamt about you last night, and I fell out of bed twice"
etc
― crüt, Monday, 18 September 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)
tweets and likes are on your side
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 September 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)
Spent the day in bad
https://i.imgur.com/5wVEtck.gif
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 18 September 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)
get out of yr wanking pit, you sad old nazi twat!
― calzino, Monday, 18 September 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Monday, September 18, 2017 7:11 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
remember when he wrote an essay about how Marine Le Pen had been unfairly treated by the media and made his bass player post it to his (the bass player's) personal facebook page
― soref, Monday, 18 September 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)
https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/spent-the-day-in-bed-first-single-will-be-premiered-on-bbc-6-music-shaun-keaveny-sep-19.140680/
― gr8080, Monday, 18 September 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)
I fake the news to you gently
― crüt, Monday, 18 September 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)
at least he's funnier than SNL
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)
Oh I'd been wondering why people were cawing over moz tweets on FB... has he not been on twitter before now? (certainly no surprise)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)
i can't work out if that album tracklist is a parody or the real thing.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 09:04 (eight years ago)
there can be few more thankless tasks than being morrissey's bassist
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)
Following his bassist urges
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:20 (eight years ago)
he's broke 50k now, that fucking new gulag archipelago is getting bigger by the hour!
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:40 (eight years ago)
the thought of 2017 moz writing songs called 'the girl from tel-aviv who wouldn't kneel' and 'israel' is causing me some discomfort tbh
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:47 (eight years ago)
Weird to specify a year
― streeps of range (wins), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 12:13 (eight years ago)
That "Israel" is a cover of the Banshees song is, perhaps, the most we can hope for.
― mahb, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)
what is this mythical tracklist
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)
Track ListingsDisc: 1 1. My Love, I'd Do Anything for You 2. I Wish You Lonely 3. Jacky's Only Happy When She's Up on the Stage 4. Home Is a Question Mark 5. Spent the Day in Bed 6. I Bury the LivingDisc: 2 1. In Your Lap 2. The Girl from Tel-Aviv Who Wouldn't Kneel 3. All the Young People Must Fall in Love 4. When You Open Your Legs 5. Who Will Protect Us from the Police? 6. Israel
Disc: 2 1. In Your Lap 2. The Girl from Tel-Aviv Who Wouldn't Kneel 3. All the Young People Must Fall in Love 4. When You Open Your Legs 5. Who Will Protect Us from the Police? 6. Israel
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)
actually, a moz song called 'when you open your legs' is giving me The Fear too
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)
wow
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)
Disc: 3 1. The Singer is Afraid of the Bin Men2. You Left Me in the Car Park at Waitrose3. Why Are Wham Bars More Expensive Now?4. I'm Lonely and I Think Baout Things5. Girlfriend in a Burqa
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)
a lot of lower body content on the second disc. maybe he's going to use his new twitter account to .@ celebrities asking for feet pics
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)
it's the morrissey sexxx jams joint we've all been waiting for!
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)
ok so he's horrible now but there's no way I'm not listening to "Who Will Protect Us from the Police?" at least once
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)
spoiler alert: muscular skinheads will protect us from the police
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)
almost definitely
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)
this is kinda funnyhttps://youtu.be/kVTzT3FmxhI
― niels, Sunday, 24 September 2017 09:35 (eight years ago)
Sing the third. Also be a racist curmudgeon.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 24 September 2017 09:57 (eight years ago)
also lolling at "you want to avoid that note (the root) like it's meat, like it's a prime cut of veal".
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 24 September 2017 09:59 (eight years ago)
Well, it's different
― Mark G, Sunday, 24 September 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)
Oh dear. A friend has just texted to say there has been an "awkward silence" during a Radio 6 interview after UKIP were mentioned.
― djh, Monday, 2 October 2017 11:41 (eight years ago)