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where are you getting these horoscopes jbr?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.astro.com

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Aimee, born 6 July 1972

Be yourself
You need to be yourself now and to feel what you really are. In your relations with others, you will project much more emotionally than usual, and if some people do not like this side of you it may be necessary to reconsider your friendship with them. In love relationships, you will experience greater emotional depth than usual, and consequently your experience with a lover will be much more intense. The only danger to watch out for here is that you may be too possessive of the other person. Also you may be so wrapped up in your own feelings that you are unaware of the other's feelings. Relations with women in general are improved by this influence. Regardless of your own sex, your experiences with them will very likely show you a great deal about yourself in a positive way.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It won't let me pick "event" for a gender; hrpph.

Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Bill, born 22 June 1975

Dude, maple wine?
Seriously, hook me up with that.

I might've made that up.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

you will project much more emotionally than usual

oh shit

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Nickalicious, born 20 August 1978

A friendly place
This is a good time to enjoy yourself at home. Your most intimate and personal surroundings will give you the greatest pleasure and you will want to be with those who are closest and most important to you. This is a favorable time for entertaining at home, because today you have more ability than usual to make your house a friendly place where people will be happy. You feel content with this influence, not like conquering the world. It is a time to enjoy what is around you every day. You feel affectionate, and, under certain circumstances, you may meet a new lover under this influence, probably in your home surroundings. Although this is usually a good influence, you should avoid overindulgence, especially in rich and sweet foods.

Ha! Too bad my house is a disgusting stinky mess right now!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 September 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm high and drunk and sexually frustrated.

fuck, minus the high part, that's almost EVERY night of the week for me!

Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Kingfish, born 12 August 1976
An ambiguous day
For most people this is a good influence, a time when you will feel like being with another person and expressing your love. For lovers this can be quite an amorous time. You will have a strong feeling that by yourself you are not quite complete and that you need someone else to make you whole. This feeling is not born out of personal insecurity; it is a real need and desire to give and receive love. However, for some persons at some times, this influence can have a negative effect, almost the reverse of the above. It can make you overly self-involved, so wrapped up in yourself that you do not relate very successfully to others. Or you may demand more love than you are willing to give. But for this to occur there must be a predisposition to it in your nature.

This feeling is not born out of personal insecurity; it is a real need and desire to give and receive love.

well, six of one, half-a-dozen of the other blah blah blah.

i don't get it--are the stars telling me that i need to become more "self-involved" and whack it more? OH WHO shall the recepient of my insecure love? the queue forms over there.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 September 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Persönliches Tageshoroskop von Montag, 8. September 2003
für Ally, geb. 14. Mai 1980

©Astrodienst AG

Ein besserer Mensch ***
Während mehrerer Tage gültig: Diese Zeitqualität begünstigt die meisten Beziehungen in hohem Maße, und doch sind einige Fallgruben zu vermeiden. Das Prinzip ist: Verlangen nach innerem Wachstum durch menschliche Kontakte. Gewiß beabsichtigen Sie, genausoviel zu geben, wie Sie empfangen, und doch löst dieser Einfluß in manchen Menschen den Wunsch aus, sich Vorteile durch andere zu verschaffen, ohne selbst etwas beizutragen. Wenn solche Menschen vorwärtskommen, verhalten sie sich gegenüber allen anderen selbst gegenüber denen, die ihnen geholfen haben reichlich arrogant. Deshalb werden sie von anderen fallengelassen, wenn sie selbst in einer Krise stecken, und niemand hilft ihnen.
Doch solche Konsequenzen lassen sich leicht vermeiden, wenn Sie bescheiden bleiben und empfangenes Gutes nicht vergessen. Unter diesem Einfluß ist es möglich, ein durch und durch besserer Mensch zu werden, aber nur, wenn Sie die oben angeführten Warnungen beachten.

Häufig erleben Sie während unter diesem Einfluß einen "glücklichen Zufall" im Zusammenhang mit einem Freund oder Partner. Doch handelt es sich dabei weniger um Glück als um den Erfolg eifrigster eigener Bemühungen. Ihre Zeit vermögen Sie jetzt ausgezeichnet einzuteilen. Sie haben ein offenes Ohr für die Mitmenschen und ihre Sorgen. Vor allem deshalb wäre es jetzt besonders unpassend, die Sorgen anderer zu ignorieren Sie haben jetzt nicht die Entschuldigung, daß Sie davon nichts wüßten.

Vorteile erleben Sie jetzt entweder im Berufsleben oder zu Hause. Vielleicht kommen Sie leicht zu Geld, oder Sie verschönern Ihr Heim, so daß es viel gemütlicher wird. Oder Sie lernen Menschen kennen, die Ihnen Kenntnisse vermitteln, durch die Sie Ihre Weltanschauung in verschiedenste Richtungen erweitern können. Aber offen müssen Sie für diese Geschehnisse sein, das heißt, Sie müssen aufnahmefähig sein. Auch hier würden Sie durch arrogantes Verhalten riskieren, während dieser Zeit keine bleibenden Werte zu erlangen.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Personal Daily Horoscope of Monday, 8 September 2003
for Julia, born 9 July 1974

Small embarrassments
During this time your feelings make themselves more noticeable than usual even small embarrassments become extremely uncomfortable. Therefore, if you should make any mistake today, you should not immediately accuse yourself for it, as it is probably not as serious as it seems. This sensitivity, though, also gives you a good feel for the weaknesses and sensibilities of others, so that you can be very tactful and accommodating about them. In this way you encourage others to be open and also admit to their sore points. Your capacity for understanding and your readiness to take due account of personal traits, offers others for example children enough security to trust you.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Here I am, R-A-W
A terrorist, here to bring trouble to
Phony MC?s, I move on and seize
I just conquer and stomp another rapper with ease
Cause I?m at my apex and others are below
Nothing but a milliliter, I?m a kilo
Second to none, making MC?s run
So don?t try to step to me, cause I ain?t the one
I relieve rappers just like Tylenol
And they know it, so I don?t see why you all
Try to front, perpetrating a stunt
When you know that I?ll smoke you up like a blunt
I?m genuine like Gucci, raw like sushi
To stage a rage is what rap did to me
To make me want to create chaos and mayhem
Cold rock a party until the A.M.
I?ll make a muscle, grab the mic and hustle
While you stand dazed and amazed, I bust a
Little rhyme with authority, superiority
And captivate the whole crowd?s majority
The rhymes I use definitely amuse
Better than Dynasty, or Hill Street Blues
I?m sure to score adored for more without a flaw
Cause I get raw

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 8 September 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm feeling quite moved by the outpourings of affection and concern and good wishes that have come my way through my eye problems. They are getting me down some of the time, and this positive stuff is really needed right now. Thanks to everyone.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY the fuck am i back at work? I could be at home busily chatting with ILX folks!

...fuck.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck haven't I left work yet?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

same reason i'm still at work probably ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

we should all leave work now.

...and get pissed! barkeep, a round of PBR!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're probably not a dumbass, though, Orbit - and that's why I'm here.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

And I agree. Bring on da noise, bring on da funk and for fuck's sake, bring on the beer.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking...

"a sort of nebulous marine-underworld version of '50s Miami... aqua, very vivid blue-greens, cobalt blue, grey"

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry, madam, but we seem to be almost all out of funk tonight. perhaps you'd care for our finest funk lite?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

why am i at home doing schoolwork. . .again?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"a sort of nebulous marine-underworld version of '50s Miami... aqua, very vivid blue-greens, cobalt blue, grey"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i am leaving now so i can no longer say i'm thinking about being at work!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you do me this way?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Saaaaaaave the gooorillaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!

― nickalicious' siddes hrt from laffing (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

drubnk

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Funk lite will be fine. And pork rinds.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

they're on their way, then

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

rock on.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what the power is
That you hold over me
I never get to love you long
Just your memory

And I make a vow
each time you leave
That this is where I
draw the line

But you come back
and just like now
I'm fallin'
one more time

One more time
my lips may kiss you
One more time
my arms will hold you

But won't be long until you're gone
With a memory left behind
And I just know that when you go
I'll be lonely one more time

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shiraz

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― drooling homer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fpscotland.f9.co.uk/images/drinkythecrow.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had a good glass of cab sav, does that count? And it was Australian too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

But did you have white pizza and garlic knots with that?

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how many people from New England would feel as at-home in New Orleans as Tep and I do?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Very, very few, or else we wouldn't, and it wouldn't be.

Although. For the true locals -- which I could never be -- there are certain similarities because of the ... inertia, for lack of a word I might come up with if I weren't tired. People born in Louisiana tend not to leave Louisiana. People born in rural north-of-Boston tend not to leave north-of-Boston. From that, you get some similar patterns.

But that's kind of like saying clowns and goths can share a bathroom cause they both got facepaint.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what? Nothing, ever, is the least bit like saying that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose you're right. Fuck, I should have taken that job.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

By the same token, though -- that inertia in New England really, really got under my skin when I lived there ... and I lived in southern New Hampshire, which went through so much development and had so many transferees from the rest of the country that it wasn't nearly as much New England as the rest of the place. I wonder a lot if I'd feel similarly about New Orleans, after ten or twenty years, or if I had kids and had to deal with the school system and fellow parents.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck haven't I left work yet?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(the question that answers itself)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh, Ugh, Ugh.

Damnit.

Oh, Crap!

Where's my squirt gun?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

new york city is awesome. i am glad i live here.

there should be a fap soon.

― geeta, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to live somewhere other than New England, like California or Toronto or Ottawa or England. But, only if I where a single strapping young buck again. I think New England is a wonderful place to raise a family and you really can't beat the Autumn weather and scenery.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish that the estate agents would phone & say there was a mistake & we can have the new perfect house. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030903/i/1062566342.3892346968.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

is that guy using a mobile phone?

his whole pose, etc., makes him look like a businessman.

give him a bath and an office w/ a swivel chair and take away the sign and the beard and he'd be one.

but he doesn't want that.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HE'S KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My hair is champion over the humidity, and all is well with the world.

(But what will I do if I pass the tests and need to go back to NYC? Oh, damn.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You look like you need a monkey.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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