http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-pictures-french-stewart-will-leave-your-gash-sop-883
my god
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
holy fuck
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
lmao always love it when they go gross
― goole, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)
I don't get the eyes one at all.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, November 11, 2014
it's exactly what it claims to be. and also a commentary. on something else.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/it-happened-me-i-was-howie-mandel-1363
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-wu-tang-affiliated-rappers-are-you--1402
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/fall-love-sam-smiths-stay-me-all-over-again-beauti-1400
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/might-not-be-politically-correct-enough-you-overly-1411
― ciderpress, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
^^^ soooooooooo good
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
heh, that one's definitely by the jazz-boy guy.
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
ha I was just coming here with that
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, November 13, 2014 10:59 AM (1 minute ago)
dog latin 100% certain the author is a man
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)
that article was written by Uranus
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
so good
― goole, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
someone just asked on Facebook "I'm not sure what Clickhole is but is this article supposed to be stupid?"
I fucking love this site
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
This supposed "jazz-boy guy" is likely an Eric Wareheim fan if it is indeed the same writer.
― Evan, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-kittens-god-forbid-could-be-used-prop-wobbly-tab-1364
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/dog-time-traveler-1359
so dumb and so great
― anonanon, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)
dying @ thishttp://www.clickhole.com/video/if-black-people-said-things-my-doctor-says-1414
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)
God-defying stunts performed ceaselessly for your amazement, the likes of which have never been attempted on the World Wide Web!
― sktsh, Friday, 14 November 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/lips-1405
― scott seward, Friday, 14 November 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
demented:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-reasons-we-are-excited-dad-come-back-life-1408
― scott seward, Friday, 14 November 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 14 November 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-astronomy-nerd-1407
this doesn't feel like the jazz quiz person so i guess "be real weird about space" was one of clickhole's weekly objectives.
― you little affront to god (reddening), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
Keep studying the stars, and one day you might become a real starfucker.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 15 November 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-familys-dog-went-missing-they-didnt-know-what-1375
dayumn
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 17 November 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
“The Hulk could beat up Iron Man, but Superman could beat up the Hulk.”—Joan Didion On her most deeply held belief
― cerebral caustic window (cajunsunday), Monday, 17 November 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)
www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-dont-see-minorities-1429
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 17 November 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
“Okay guys, you’ve made your point. You can let me out now.”—Jerry SanduskyOn redemption
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1nGUUq6.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
This one's for Morbs: http://www.clickhole.com/article/goodnight-sweet-prince-beloved-baseball-monster-mr-1419
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
"You're shooting T-Shirts at God now" yesssssss
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)
5. Cliffs, cliffs, cliffs!: Cliffs are in right now, so make sure to get married on a cliff and snap up one of those in-demand cliff preachers (if you can!).
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5686/original/640.jpg
http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-emoji-expresses-pain-getting-older-and-rea-1406
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)
That's actually a useful emoticon!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)
me irl
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 20 November 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)
died @ this one
http://www.clickhole.com/article/why-we-yawn-1208
Research has also provided answers to many other questions pertaining to yawns. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered why yawns are so contagious, it’s because ghosts have two hands and will stick their hands in multiple mouths at the same time whenever possible.
― k3vin k., Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)
generally p good but #1 is a bomb
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-awesomely-offbeat-ideas-your-nontraditional-wed-1442
1. Make your wedding all about you: Why invite a bunch of worthless guests when it’s supposed to be your day? Get married in front of row after row of mannequins that look like you, and play videos of you saying how beautiful you look.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
"When Peter Jackson gets that crazed look in his eyes and starts stomping his feet, you know you’re about to be transported to a world of pain"
could be easily applied to the Hobbit thread
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)
When Lance And Blake was born, I wanted to name him Ryan and my huge beautiful wife wanted to name him Kyle, so we compromised by giving him two names that neither of us liked. Now, he makes our days sour and our nights rancid. He is a True Nightmare of a garbage son.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)
Invited your nice dad to Career Day at your school, where you told your classmates that his job was “trying to bring Osama bin Laden back to life” and that he did that job for free because he was “in it for the love of the game,” even though your nice dad’s real job is “air traffic controller”
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
What did you get your nice dad for his worst, most recent birthday?A T-shirt with your nice dad’s face on the front and the words “Saab Owners Die Angry” on the back
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
dying... irl
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)
Lmao
Who is this mysterious CH writer who penned the jazz, space SJW aarticle and now this one? Free her
― 龜, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
i have an idea ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Saunders
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
You love doing terrible things to my wonderful car and you wear shirts with curse words on them.
Guilty... as... charged...
― 龜, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)
That "Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?" poll is like something the National Lampoon would have run in its glory days. Amazing.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-does-it-mean-be-man-1460
I can't
― 龜, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
this website is impossibly good
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)
yeah it's just instant classics every day, can imagine that having a totally new game to play unleashed a lot of great stuff for the writers
― ambergris shmambergris (silby), Thursday, 20 November 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)