"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
"They'll let anybody in here these days."
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
"Can't even call 'em piggie banks now — fucking liberals."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
Finalists:
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150323_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)
"He's agoraphobic"
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)
"For heaven's sake Ellen, we ALL know why she sings"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:37 (eleven years ago)
'CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)
"Performance art is dead."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 04:23 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:36 (eleven years ago)
"South of the Thames this time of night? You're fucking joking mate, get the fuck out of my cab!"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:41 (eleven years ago)
"Are you sure this is the quickest way to LaGuardia Airport?"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:43 (eleven years ago)
"You wouldn't get this kind of service with Uber or Lyft."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)
"Jeez, the rates you're charging are astronomical."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
"It's nice to get a cabbie who speaks English!"
― Josefa, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)
ok,thats one.
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:36 (eleven years ago)
"just let me out everywhere"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:00 (eleven years ago)
"It's not far now, just hang a left at the Moon."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150413_contest-690.jpg
― änte flöttar ja te sjöss (Øystein), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)
"Can you hear me now?"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
"That's the call of the wrecking ball."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 April 2015 22:46 (eleven years ago)
"Well it's not on MY end"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
OH YEAAHH!
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)
"Hold on, it's my BALL WAITING"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-10/and-the-new-yorker-cartoon-contest-winner-is-a-computer
The magazine’s cartoon editor collaborated with Microsoft researchers on an artificial intelligence project that aims to teach machines what’s funny
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
Via The Atlantic, a new contender for universal caption.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150928_contest-690.jpg
It doesn't work for this weeks, but .. What does?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)
well christ what an asshole works
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)
a poke in the eye for the atlantic
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)
"it almost looks as though that divebombing bison is doing a nazi salute and hitler moustache combo"
― conrad, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)
"Well, I heard the bull market had taken a dive, but I had no idea an actual bull would climb up a diving board and jump into this swimming pool."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo cannonball
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)
that's good!
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:49 (ten years ago)
"I've heard of buffalo jumps as historical hunting sites, but this is ridiculous."
― jmm, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)
"Cannonbull!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
"I'm all for free range, but c'mon!"
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:42 (ten years ago)
http://suckmydicknewyorker.tumblr.com/
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ea8f04bee88a418e1f62d29454ff69b/tumblr_nn4husDSin1qceynno1_1280.jpg
They actually used this?
Wouldn't it be 1000+ entries saying ".. and this is where the magic happens" ?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (ten years ago)
"Have you met the other half?"
― bored at work (snoball), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)
...and i didn't notice there were kids in the back until i was driving away. they haven't set foot outside this room in 25 years.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 January 2016 17:16 (ten years ago)
my desires are...unconventional
"Time for some butt stuff!"
― Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:40 (ten years ago)
"Are you still sure you don't want to play Magic: The Gathering?"
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 15 January 2016 18:11 (ten years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160711_contest-690.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
"I'm sorry but we've decided not to renew your contract"
― conrad, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)
"look at the naked contempt i have for you, my audience"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)
"Because it wasn't there."
― oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
Something about "clinging to white privilege" but I'm struggling with this one.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)