Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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Pugh Pugh Marney Djourou... (couldn't find a player whose name sounds enough like Cuthbert)

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

The Basinas Cities

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Dreams of Bryan Gunn Last Forever
This Is Haaland (We Have A Dream To Understand)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Eto'o ))))
Kranjcar Soulja Boy

^^^ crazy lolz.

silly ho (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

Don't Fear Doriva

Viz special:

Spoilt Basler
8 Aiston
Liam Brady Old Lady
606 With Drunk Bakers

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

Victorian Dado Prso

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

Distinribs

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hi, I'm Abou Diaby And I Love You Very Much

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

Cockney Jankulovski

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

neville say neville neville again

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

^^ awesome

Crystal Meth Palace is... pretty awful.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:36 (seventeen years ago)

Buster Gomes?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

All the young Dudeks

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

Gilberto Ratchet

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

System of a Downing

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

teenage mutant hero skertel

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Shine On You Crazy Diomede

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

I Woan Back Down

What a Wonderful Worthington

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

Mendy Buses

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

Okkas Pocus

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

Leave A Lightbourne For Me

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

Stealers Whelan

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

Hi ho Jääskeläinen

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

Xavier Seen Her?

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

see below

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

Higher State of Kozlukness

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

The Damned Unitard (actually used; courtesy of slain former poster)

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

Le Fondre Rocks

(this thread will be how they check my life support is working one day, y'know - doctor standing over me, slowly intoning "Baaad-Asss Verona", waiting, then a low, mumbled sound, and the nurse says "I think he said 'Slovan Bratz Rock Angelz'")

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

Pardon Me For Brechin

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

Brechin Up Is Hard To Do (but they should make the play-offs)

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Keane

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

I Am A Linesman For Ross County

^ bit of a stretch that one, sorry

ailsa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

The Sitters of Merson

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

Johnny & The Kitnas

^^ actual name of a team a friend of mine had last year

a pissed-off yuppie wandering around L.A. trying it (some dude), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

Zaki Races

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

Puh-Puh-Paul Parker Face

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Freund

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

Is this thread the British version of "rejected JBR display names"?

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:35 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wait, I didn't notice that it was all sport-related. So it's a relative of Indie Guilt Bermanisms, then.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

All-American Special:

International House of Paintsil
Everyday I'm Beuzelin
De Bilde And The Beautiful
Emergency & IFK Goteborg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Hart Lane
Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0
Tyler Perry's Diary of A Mad Blackburn Fan
The Andy Griffin Show

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

Pipecocu

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ Wins.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Humphrey Bogarde

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Clem Sneijder
Making Plans for Nigel de Jong
Gullit in the Head
De Goey de Maupassant

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

To steal one just used:

De Boer And The Beautiful

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

The Rolling Huddlestones

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Guti and the Blowfish

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0

^ my new favourite

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Damien Commoli Ghost!

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHEDA

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)


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