http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/incredible-sleep-system-has-maximized-my-efficienc-1371
― sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-teen-only-masturbates-pre-photoshopped-i-928
They shoulda posted this one on the Onion
But the headline/photo pairing is just too good
― 龜, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/anthropologists-are-verge-figuring-out-how-youre-supposed-to-read-tumblr-comments-1299
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)
so i shared the sleep system article with a friend of mine known for his odd complex sleep/exercise systems, and he posted it straight-faced to fb as "my sleep system" and lots of our mutual friends all apparently don't know a clickhole and were very confused
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)
I'm going to be laughing about Dr. Mundt for the rest of my life
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Saturday, 8 November 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/toy-story-coming-back-and-time-andy-toy-1374
― example (crüt), Saturday, 8 November 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/anthropologists-are-verge-figuring-out-how-youre-s-1299
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5355/original/480.jpg
"She wants the h"
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 8 November 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)
Wondering if this is the inspiration for the ISIS Twitter article:
http://www.vocativ.com/world/isis-2/isis-jokes/?utm_campaign=November&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=outbrain
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/37-dogs-guaranteed-brighten-your-day-1384
"This dog is making a total fool of himself."
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Monday, 10 November 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)
FOR THE WIN!
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-photos-oppressed-people-striking-eyes-will-chang-1360
― scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
I don't get the eyes one at all.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 12:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-pictures-french-stewart-will-leave-your-gash-sop-883
my god
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
holy fuck
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
lmao always love it when they go gross
― goole, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, November 11, 2014
it's exactly what it claims to be. and also a commentary. on something else.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/it-happened-me-i-was-howie-mandel-1363
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-wu-tang-affiliated-rappers-are-you--1402
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/fall-love-sam-smiths-stay-me-all-over-again-beauti-1400
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/might-not-be-politically-correct-enough-you-overly-1411
― ciderpress, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
^^^ soooooooooo good
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
heh, that one's definitely by the jazz-boy guy.
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
ha I was just coming here with that
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, November 13, 2014 10:59 AM (1 minute ago)
dog latin 100% certain the author is a man
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)
that article was written by Uranus
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
so good
― goole, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
someone just asked on Facebook "I'm not sure what Clickhole is but is this article supposed to be stupid?"
I fucking love this site
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
This supposed "jazz-boy guy" is likely an Eric Wareheim fan if it is indeed the same writer.
― Evan, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-kittens-god-forbid-could-be-used-prop-wobbly-tab-1364
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/dog-time-traveler-1359
so dumb and so great
― anonanon, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)
dying @ thishttp://www.clickhole.com/video/if-black-people-said-things-my-doctor-says-1414
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)
God-defying stunts performed ceaselessly for your amazement, the likes of which have never been attempted on the World Wide Web!
― sktsh, Friday, 14 November 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/lips-1405
― scott seward, Friday, 14 November 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
demented:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-reasons-we-are-excited-dad-come-back-life-1408
― scott seward, Friday, 14 November 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 14 November 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-astronomy-nerd-1407
this doesn't feel like the jazz quiz person so i guess "be real weird about space" was one of clickhole's weekly objectives.
― you little affront to god (reddening), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
Keep studying the stars, and one day you might become a real starfucker.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 15 November 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-familys-dog-went-missing-they-didnt-know-what-1375
dayumn
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 17 November 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
“The Hulk could beat up Iron Man, but Superman could beat up the Hulk.”—Joan Didion On her most deeply held belief
― cerebral caustic window (cajunsunday), Monday, 17 November 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)
www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-dont-see-minorities-1429
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 17 November 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
“Okay guys, you’ve made your point. You can let me out now.”—Jerry SanduskyOn redemption
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1nGUUq6.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
This one's for Morbs: http://www.clickhole.com/article/goodnight-sweet-prince-beloved-baseball-monster-mr-1419
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
"You're shooting T-Shirts at God now" yesssssss
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)
5. Cliffs, cliffs, cliffs!: Cliffs are in right now, so make sure to get married on a cliff and snap up one of those in-demand cliff preachers (if you can!).
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/5686/original/640.jpg
http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-emoji-expresses-pain-getting-older-and-rea-1406
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)
That's actually a useful emoticon!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)
me irl
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 20 November 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)
died @ this one
http://www.clickhole.com/article/why-we-yawn-1208
Research has also provided answers to many other questions pertaining to yawns. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered why yawns are so contagious, it’s because ghosts have two hands and will stick their hands in multiple mouths at the same time whenever possible.
― k3vin k., Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)
generally p good but #1 is a bomb
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-awesomely-offbeat-ideas-your-nontraditional-wed-1442
1. Make your wedding all about you: Why invite a bunch of worthless guests when it’s supposed to be your day? Get married in front of row after row of mannequins that look like you, and play videos of you saying how beautiful you look.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
"When Peter Jackson gets that crazed look in his eyes and starts stomping his feet, you know you’re about to be transported to a world of pain"
could be easily applied to the Hobbit thread
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)