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― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9834565.ece/alternates/w620/rurik_jutting-v3.jpg
Hong Kong, 2014
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
just suggesting 'you have a banana and a rubber duck' as an alternative if people get sick of 'you have two cows'
― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link
or 'you have a banana, I have a kalashnikov'
― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/528747_10151073213579674_1431739422_n.jpg?oh=570794eabe1bd983f5de323e7a7921a2&oe=54D83952
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 07:21 (nine years ago) link
Or terrifying.
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link
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― mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
I want the entire different kinds of capitalism thing on a t-shirt
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
They really missed a golden opportunity:
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:Cows sell you!
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
Capitalism Ranking
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/709158398e2/post2.jpg
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
no-one is ever going to read that
― kinder, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
*dies*
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Damn, that wins the thread.
I just came here to post this:
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― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
she gives him the occasional BJ/he occasionally lets her play a video game with him
reciprocation
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
a lot of the perfect relationship appears to be predicated on disliking everyone else
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
HENLEY: Well, yeah.
― Echosmith & the Bunnysmith Men (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
sounds like a perfect relationship as conceived by a #moderatenonmysoginisticgamergater
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
lol @ "OR OCCASIONALLY GOING OUTSIDE"
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
gotta go outside if you wanna eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
the perfect relationshipinsufferable yelpers
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
the perfect relationshipmarket for SSRIs
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Ma cave amour
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
COMPLETELY CODEPENDENTHATE EVERYONE ELSENO OTHER FRIENDSLITERALLY NOTHING ELSE GOING ONEVERANY MOMENT SPENT APART IS POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS AWFUL AND YOU HATE THEM"WHY ARE YOU NOT MY LOVER OR AS GOOD AT BEING THE ONLY PERSON I DON'T HATE AS MY LOVER" YOU SAYYOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONENO ONE ELSE SHOULD EXISTYOU BOTH BECOME STUCK IN A ROUTINE YOU CAN'T GET OUT OFIT IS SO HARD TO LIVEIT IS SO HARD TO GO OUTSIDEYOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIFE BEFORE THISWHAT WAS THERETHERE WAS JOY??YOU THINK MAYBE THERE WAS JOY WAS IT THERE?WHERE DID IT COME FROMIT WAS DIFFERENT YOU FEEL IT WASN'T LIKE THISYOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAINTHOSE PEOPLE YOU KNEW ARE ALL A TRAIN AWAYWILL IT FEEL DIFFERENT AGAIN WILL IT FEEL NEW AGAINWHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR DINNERLET'S JUST GET DELIVERY
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
*slow clap*
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
He tells her about how "annoying" his friends areShe tells him how "annoying" her friends areThey laugh togetherThen they have amazing sex
― badg, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE MEHER ENORMOUS ARMS WILL CRADLE ME AS I REMAIN CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITIONEXCEPT WHEN SHE OCCASIONALLY SURPRISES ME WITH BLOWJOBS
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
mm. Somebody check.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1453467_631632143611927_2350873948422751559_n.jpg?oh=d9e52ba4fdaf1ee1aa6ecbdfdb3dff0a&oe=54D780A7
Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d462094da4401862dd656c80a31e019e/tumblr_ne8fmh3Tkz1rutp1jo1_1280.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...
― chinavision!, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0gJ9StCYAA7hQe.jpg
― ey mk II, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link
how about they observe the poetry of get fucked
― i've got my own post to do (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link
remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
Jitter bug..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
free mumia earth
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
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― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
dyabetyc lyfe yall
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
My brother has had Type I diabetes since 1966. It's no bed of roses, especially when you get old and the complications and side effects of a lifetime of insulin dependence start to pile up. But I think he'd cringe at that FB meme. Too self-pitying.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
oh i'm not scoffing at diabetes; had a friend just go through a thing where a blister he didn't notice cuz of diabetic nerve damage got infected, then the bone got infected and he almost lost some toes... then the blood thinner and antibiotics he was on to keep him from losing the toes led to him throwing a clot and having a severe stroke, laid him out for better part of a year. that shit is evil.
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god that's dreadful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah I'm not keen on diabetes either ftr, just wondering why scott seward is such a jerk along with the rest of you
― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
i love diabetes
― i give up (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link