There's a degree of seriousness yes- like fantasy football. But instead of managing football teams it's about becoming your own father.
― Evan, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)
I've got this time travel script in my head where the chief, a kinda MenInBlack Rip Torn type, says after a plot reveal, "Just once, could someone steal the machine and not go back in time to fuck his mother?"
― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)
why Rip Torn type and not Rip Torn?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
I don't know if the movie in my head has the budget for the real Rip Torn.
And I hope I'm getting the name right of the guy who used to be on the Larry Sanders Show, not the other guy who throws the confetti around. Though if I was more clever, maybe he's the guy who would get the part.
― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
Oh I totally know who you're talking about and I think his name is Rip Torn, but re: budget, that same guy was in Freddy Got Fingered so imaginary budget probably wouldn't be a problem.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)
The other Rip, Rip Taylor, was in Jackass
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/gxTGOtM.png
― 龜, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:58 (eleven years ago)
ewww
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
christ
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/k2hWkH4.png
gettin in the bathtub w bitches whats up
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
the thing actual nice guys do is pull, i see u nerds
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2km3ng/my_23m_girlfriends_21f_inappropriate_behavior/
"My girlfriend doesn't abstain from meme usage, even when we're having sex. Whenever we spend this time together, she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow" and it really kills the moment for me. Like really?"
― goole, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)
"I tried bringing up her inappropriate usage of memes after my father died"
― kinder, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)
such lolvery wtfwow
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)
Did EliteDaily start as a PUA site and then transition to shittier Buzzfeed?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)
without looking i'm gonna guess right now that there's at least 50 replies telling him how lucky he is cos it's the poster's no. 1 fantasy
― Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow"
dead
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)
Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed
― 龜, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)
Wait did I just post that
Delete
please delete that image from my mind as well
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)
and mine
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)
i'm remembering it for later.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)
Ty
― 龜, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)
http://i49.tinypic.com/14u0pw.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
mods
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)
modss
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― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)
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― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
ELI5: Why are juggalos so hated on reddit (and in general), when female prostitution is viewed as for the most part completely acceptable?submitted 2 hours ago by owiseone23
― Evan, Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)
lakers 2-0 w/ swaggy, watch out nba
― moz.gov (Clay), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:49 (eleven years ago)
whooopsy there
Why are juggalos so hated on reddit (and in general), when lakers is viewed as for the most part completely acceptable?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)
hmmmm
http://i.imgur.com/acTFQEM.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 20 November 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)
Adrian Chen @AdrianChen 19s20 seconds agoRedditor interrupts livestreamer during Ferguson protests. "The internet told me to tell u you're a hipster douche." http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/55806850/highlight/579099
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)
that redditor walks off like such a chump
― you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/193s-qZpgEGGILuN2bhodZRVwWCqvLYXSfS5jSyi3ODI/preview?sle=true#
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 January 2015 06:17 (eleven years ago)
that's pretty awesome.
― how's life, Monday, 5 January 2015 10:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/EmEKjAT.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)
I wrote a thing for the Quietus about The Afghan Whigs' Gentlemen that included a jab at Neil Strauss and The Game and negging and all that, and just received this tweet:
Hey I love the @theafghanwhigs and read your article. However you have @neilstrauss ALL wrong. He saved my life. #Research
the dude describes himself as a comedian so I'm not sure how straight to take it. but his twitter feed is heavy with Anonymous-type stuff.
#Research
― [email protected] (stevie), Monday, 12 January 2015 09:58 (eleven years ago)
maybe neil strauss pulled him from a burning building
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 12 January 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
why didn't you research random comedian twitter accounts? unethical journalism imo
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 12 January 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
i suspect a life saved by Neil Strauss' The Game is not worth saving tbh
― [email protected] (stevie), Monday, 12 January 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)